Linda Lupos stared at her
boyfriend oddly. "You know, you and goldfishes scare me."
"As they should," Snape said mysteriously. "You don't know how
much Lupin... likes... goldfish..."
By now, Remus had turned rather beet-red. "Okay, that's enough," he
said. "No more... innuendo-stuff."
"Aaah?" said Sirius.
"No," was Remus' answer. "Do that with Anne if you will, but not
with me!"
Everybody crinched.
"Was it just me or did that sound really... ick?" asked Anne.
"Oh God my brains," Snape said.
"You have brains?"
was the immediate reaction from Sirius.
"Ofcourse I have, I'm not that closely related to you."
sneered Severus.
Which left Sirius speechless, but Severus hadn't counted on Anne's presence.
"Youre insulting my boyfriend!" she yelled, now picking up the bowl
with the fishes, wanting to smash it on Severus' head.
"NOT THE FISHIES!!!" yelled Remus, but too late, the bowl had
contacted with Severus' head, shattering the glass.
Remus immediately crouched down to collect his goldfishes from the floor, being
helped by Linda, while the other Linda went to the kitchen to get something to
put the goldfishes in.
"Why does anyone even bother
saving a goldfish?" Severus asked, when he tried to dry his head with his
robes. So now we know why he has such large robes
.
"My fisheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!" Remus wailed.
"Do you also resuscitate them when they don't breath?" snared
Severus.
"Of course he does," Sirius replied. "Don't you understand what
they mean to him?"
"Of course I do," said Severus. "They are..... more than just
pets to him..."
"Remus, Linda, where are the goldfishes? I found this pan in the kitchen
and I put water in it for them," Linda said.
"Did you also add a little salt?" asked Severus. "Because I
don't like goldfishes when they are cooked without salt..."
Now it was Remus' turn to pick the pan from Linda's hands and wack Severus with
it.
