A/N: okay, it's not as much as last week, but…. Oh well… have fun with it anyway :-)

Linda Lupos stared at her boyfriend oddly. "You know, you and goldfishes scare me."
"As they should," Snape said mysteriously. "You don't know how much Lupin... likes... goldfish..."
By now, Remus had turned rather beet-red. "Okay, that's enough," he said. "No more... innuendo-stuff."
"Aaah?" said Sirius.
"No," was Remus' answer. "Do that with Anne if you will, but not with me!"
Everybody crinched.
"Was it just me or did that sound really... ick?" asked Anne.
"Oh God my brains," Snape said.

"You have brains?" was the immediate reaction from Sirius.
"Ofcourse I have, I'm not that closely related to you." sneered Severus.
Which left Sirius speechless, but Severus hadn't counted on Anne's presence.
"Youre insulting my boyfriend!" she yelled, now picking up the bowl with the fishes, wanting to smash it on Severus' head.
"NOT THE FISHIES!!!" yelled Remus, but too late, the bowl had contacted with Severus' head, shattering the glass.
Remus immediately crouched down to collect his goldfishes from the floor, being helped by Linda, while the other Linda went to the kitchen to get something to put the goldfishes in.

"Why does anyone even bother saving a goldfish?" Severus asked, when he tried to dry his head with his robes. So now we know why he has such large robes .
"My fisheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!" Remus wailed.
"Do you also resuscitate them when they don't breath?" snared Severus.
"Of course he does," Sirius replied. "Don't you understand what they mean to him?"
"Of course I do," said Severus. "They are..... more than just pets to him..."
"Remus, Linda, where are the goldfishes? I found this pan in the kitchen and I put water in it for them," Linda said.
"Did you also add a little salt?" asked Severus. "Because I don't like goldfishes when they are cooked without salt..."
Now it was Remus' turn to pick the pan from Linda's hands and wack Severus with it.