Teen Titans

You think I own the Teen Titans? You're crazy! I wouldn't have to put it on if I was the owner of something so cool!

In other words, please don't sue me, I own nothing.

Actually, in this chapter and following chapters, I own my characters.

Not anybody else's, though.

Chapter 5:

The Bishonen Mansion

"You're not manga characters?" Rach said, hours later as they sat at the student union, eating ice cream. No one seemed to care that they didn't pay for anything.

"I don't think so." Robin told her, uncertainty.

"But you want to find the Bishonen Mansion?" Rach again asked, looking at the females of the group in confusion.

"That's right." Robin was the only one talking, because everyone seemed fascinated by the variety of flavors that they had. Every flavor available, which made Beast Boy very happy.

"Well, all you have to do is follow that street up to the top of the hill. It's the biggest house on the block. You can't miss it, but I recommend getting a pass from Kopi Ivy to be let in, unless you are planning to stay permanently. You-know-who's harem is a deathtrap for males." Rach said. "We have to get to out 'survival in fairy tales' class. Bye."

"Wait!" Robin said as Mike and Rach left the building, again leaving no trail. "I just don't get it. How do they disappear like that?"

"I got a better question." Beast Boy said, licking his ice cream cone, "All the people we met in Raven's head were part of Raven. Are all these people and places part of this wacko?"

"Weird!" Exclaimed Cyborg.

"I know!" Beast Boy agreed.

"No, my ice cream. It's Chocolate Banana Lighter Fluid." Cyborg said, eating another spoonful.

"Man, you are so strange."

"If everyone is ready, perhaps we should go now?" Starfire said, holding three ice cream cones, one of which was still moving.

"I agree. It's getting dark." Raven stated, pointing at the sky.

"What?" Was the general reply as they filtered outside. It was true, the sun was no longer overhead as it had been when they had entered, but rapidly setting behind a mountain that they had not noticed earlier.

"There's the mansion they told us about!" Robin pointed, rushing up the hill that looked a lot taller and steeper than it actually was. While it looked to be several miles, they only took three steps to reach the front gates. There seemed to be no security and no one answered when they knocked even though the house was all alight and it was obvious there were people rushing around inside, so they entered.

"There's something weird here." Cyborg noticed as they walked through the halls of the mansion as people rushed through them or just lazed around in rooms, most of them reading.

"Is it my imagination or are you the only girls here?" Beast Boy asked Raven and Starfire. Starfire was admiring a man with a long black cape, who seemed to be shouting something about Pokéballs and Dragon Types.

"Of course we are. Bishonen means pretty boy. In other words, this is her harem." Raven said as Beast Boy's face went slack. He promptly passed out on the floor as Cyborg and Robin stood with their mouths hanging open.

"Get out of the !#$&()(&$#!##$$&&(()(&&$$#! Bathroom, Sesshoumaru!" they heard a snarling voice and looked over to see a tall blue haired man with a horn on his forehead pounding on a door marked "Only Bathroom. (Sorry Guys!)"

"Calm yourself, Valgarv." A man with long, green curly hair said, coming up to the door. He pulled out a sword and tried to slice the door. The sword shattered, shards spraying the group that was crowding to see if they ever got a turn in the bathroom. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My sword!" He yelled, sweeping up the pieces into a plastic bag with his hand.

"Allow Tatewaki Kuno to accomplish what you could not, Saionji." Said a man with a wooden sword, but he was tossed out the window before he could do any good.

"Why don't you have more than one bathroom?" Robin the inquisitive asked a man with orange hair and fangs. He was holding a large iron fan and looked very displeased as well.

"Because it took the rest of the Mansion Fund to build that youkai's perfect bathtub. And since you-know-who wanted to watch him wash his hair, that's where it went." He grumbled, "Are you new here or what?"

"Yeah…" Robin said, uncomfortably just as the door opened and a man with long white hair stepped out, his beauty momentarily stunning everyone who could see as he swept his hair back over his shoulder, roses suddenly appearing. He was shirtless and the girls started drooling, even Raven.

Suddenly, it seemed as though their quest was going to be complete, because a girl with brown hair shot over and glomped the man before he stopped sparkling.

"Wuv you, Shomu!" She said, burying her face into the unbuttoned white shirt that had just appeared. He looked at her with disgust.

"Get away from me, human!"

"Can't! I love you wa-a-a-a-a-y too much!" She ignored the fact that everyone was fighting violently over the bathroom in the background.

"Hey!" Robin said, grabbing her by the arm and turning her around. She glared at him.

"I know who you are. An' I don't like you!" She stuck out her tongue and disappeared, saying, "See you, Sesshoumaru!"

They were startled by a loud buzzing noise as the halls suddenly flashed yellow and red. An earthquake was taking place, but no one seemed bothered by it at all. Before anyone could do anything, a loud voice came over the speaker.

"Initial lockdown complete! If you are stuck outside, please report to the Fangirl Protection District for your well keeping. Thank you."

"What's that all about?" Robin asked, grabbing the orange haired guy.

"Wow! You are new! Don't you even know about the fan girls?" He asked. When Robin shook his head, he looked distraught as he tried to stutter an explanation, but Sesshoumaru spoke up.

"Be quiet, Tasuki. These are magical and mechanical barriers to protect us from the insanely possessive fan girls that would rather kill than share. So far, Mouse and Kybard have been successful on keeping them outside of town, but just in case, these have been built. Tomorrow morning, the gates will again open. Until then, get some sleep." He said, turning. Then, as if he had a thought, he turned back with a cruel smile, "You are the first I have seen in this mansion that she claims to detest. I envy you."

"You would!" Tasuki shouted at him, "That's 'cause you're her favorite!"

"How sad, how true." Sesshoumaru sighed as he walked down the hall, shoving bishonen out of the way.

"Would it be a good idea to use this favorite man as 'bait'?" Asked Starfire. For a moment, they were stunned by her brilliance, then took off after him.

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