Teen Titans
You think I own the Teen Titans? You're crazy! I wouldn't have to put it on if I was the owner of something so cool!
In other words, please don't sue me, I own nothing.
Actually, in this chapter and following chapters, I own my characters.
Not anybody else's, though.
Chapter 8:
Reaching Kagome
The fan girls had reached the café before the Titans did. Although the street was full of chaos and turmoil and the café was ruined, there was one table on the sidewalk that had been left undisturbed. There seemed to be some type of invisible shield that kept the fan girls from noticing the two dignified women that sat there, drinking tea. Every time that Robin was not very focused, he seemed to forget why they were there. The others seemed to be having an equally difficult time as they dismounted and walked over to the table.
As they approached neither woman gave any indication that they noticed them, but the woman with raspberry colored hair and light blue eyes spoke.
"We have company, Kagome." She said in a refined manner, her voice a deep and charming sound, although very serious.
"Obviously." The woman with mahogany hair that was set in a bun said. "Forgive my curiosity, Anya. They are from the outside world."
"Obviously." The other repeated, glancing at them. "And?"
"They seek her." Kagome said condescendingly.
"Couldn't imagine why." Anya said, sipping her tea. "It is her deficiency the cause of our immanent destruction."
"Quite." Kagome said, standing and putting her brown leather jacket over her white short sleeved shirt. She was also wearing several green/golden accessories that seemed to have a leaf shaped theme. Her pants were green and she wore brown leather boots that reached to just below her knees. The Titans were confused, as they hadn't said a word to the two, but they seemed to have a good grasp on who they were and that they wanted. "This way."
The Titans followed her, noticing that the crowd no longer looked at them at all. In fact, they seemed to be invisible to them. The woman led them into a building that had the windows broken out of it. People filled the lobby, with weapons and armor on, as though fending an attack. A woman with green skin and hair rushed over as soon as she saw Kagome.
"Lady Kagome! What's going on? How did the fan girls and rejects get into town? What's with that black hole? Is Ominous behind this? Who's the green kid? Is he related to me? Are we all going to die? Please tell me, Lady Kagome!" The woman spoke very fast and seemed near to tears as she held a potato masher clutched in her hands like a baseball hat and wore a pillow tied over her green hair.
"We shall see." Kagome said, "Ivy, keep everyone downstairs."
"Yes, Lady Kagome!" Ivy said, looking worriedly at the crowd who was also looking worried. Kagome led them up the stairs for several stories. Finally, they were led down a hall with a few plants and movie posters all over the walls. There was an office door, but Kagome walked right past it and opened the door that said "Trophy room."
"This is where she hides when she does not want to be found." Kagome explained as the Titans entered the room that was dimly lit with candles. The room seemed to be filled with various object, cardboard stand-ups, "I cannot lead you farther than this. Here will you confront your enemy and so shall our fate be decided."
The door was closed after them as they followed the noise of a television to the back of the room. They warily positioned themselves for attack as Robin stepped out. He saw a dark haired girl with dark rings under her eyes. She was leaning on a giant Firenight plush doll as she watched a black and white television, while eating a bowl of popcorn.
"What took 'cha so long?" The girl said in a voice deeper and more serious than usual, sitting up and stretching. She turned off the television and stood up, again stretching. She was wearing a maroon sweater and denim shorts. She was not wearing shoes, but had a charm bracelet around her ankle. "It has all the Millennium Items." She said, shaking it. She laughed for a moment then her manner changed as she noticed the Titans, ready for battle. "You can't seriously expect to win here do you? This is my world! My own Matrix! Neo has nothing on me!"
"Our world is in danger too!" Robin said, "We cannot allow you to win!"
"Plush toy!" She scoffed at him, "Determination may make you a winner in Sailor Moon, but here, I have to like you. And since I don't…"
"Titans! Go!" Shouted Robin, but as he took a step, they suddenly found themselves on a platform that was floating above the city, alone. Suddenly she reappeared in front of them.
"Told you. My world, my rules. Maybe if you're lucky though, I'll end up not hating you as much as you think. Doubt it, though." She laughed. Suddenly there was a loud fanfare of trumpets as four other people appeared beside her. "Let's have a tournament, shall we? Cell got to have his own, why not I?"
"This is Kurata Sana, now announcing…" A young female voice said energetically from a speaker, "Team Otaku, starring the other parts of you-know-who!"
"Chu!" The girl who had been by the lake, now dressed in a blue skin-tight costume. "Chu has starred in fanfics such as 'Chu; Insane Mutant' and 'X-2'. She has an irresponsible attitude and wants to snuff out her rival, John Allardyce, Pyro. Her special abilities include control over water and hydration!"
"Lynn!" She had pure white skin and dark hair that was tied back. She was dressed in a all black clothing, including a black cape with blood red on the inner side. "Lynn has starred in fanfics about the vampire chronicles, but they are banned from , because Anne Rice says so. She is also irresponsible and very moody, with deep hidden emotions. Her life goal is to protect her loved ones and her special abilities include everything that Anne Rice vampires have."
"Chu-Two, who for our purposes will be referred to as Baka." The girl who was being described shot a dark look at everyone, scanning for the announcer. She was wearing a flannel jacket over elvish clothing and looked very disorderly. "She starred in 'Fellowship of the Ring,' although it is forgotten what the exact name of that fanfic was. Her abilities include healing and making wisecracks about elves and dwarves."
"Lynn-Two, also known as Nagha." The girl being spoken about laughed loudly as the male audience watched her exceptionally large chest bounce. She was dressed in a swimsuit that seemed to be too small and wore a dark blue cape. "She starred in 'Nagha's Reincarnation,' a production that has not been completed at the current date. She is very loud and annoying and seems to feel like the world is against her. I feel sorry for her opponent, as that person will have to face her hideous laughter attack. Her other abilities include dark magic and disproportionate golems."
"And lastly, we have the team leader, Kage." The girl that they had been speaking to earlier smiled evilly. "Starring in this fanfic, she makes her appearance known to the world. Dark, cruel, powerful, and intelligent are her calling cards. Her abilities are yet to be discovered. It is rumored that it may have to do something with roses."
"And the other team, the Teen Titans, Raven, Cyborg, Robin, Starfire, and Beast Boy. There is no standing information about these outsiders from the other world." Another voice said in a toneless voice, "Hayama Akito reporting."
"Don't say it that way, Hayama! Say it energetically!" Sana's voice said. There was a noise like strangling.
"Don't…want…to."
"Knock it off or I'll regret hiring you." The Kage said seriously. The voices stopped arguing.
"These will be the pairings, previously chosen by an unbiased outsider." Sana's voice said, cheerfully. "Who are we kidding? We just chose the people that we thought would make the most interesting matches! Who will they be, Hayama?"
"Cyborg, Chu. Raven, Nagha. Beast Boy, Lynn. Starfire, Baka. Robin, Kage." The Hayama voice said uninterestingly.
"Game Start!"
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