Teen Titans
You think I own the Teen Titans? You're crazy! I wouldn't have to put it on if I was the owner of something so cool!
In other words, please don't sue me, I own nothing.
Actually, in this chapter and following chapters, I own my characters.
Not anybody else's, though.
Chapter 12:
Kage Games: Starfire
"Match Four." Hayama said doubtfully, "The aptly named Baka verses Starfire."
"What do you mean, 'Aptly named'? I know where you live, buddy!" Baka shouted at the speakers, waving her fist.
"It happens to everyone once in a while, Hayama! Unless you're inhuman, like you!" The Sana voice seemed ticked off. "Match Begin!"
"Hey! What am I supposed to do against an alien from another planet who can blast me to smithereens!" Baka shrieked in a panicked tone at Kage, who turned her face away from her and plugged her ears. Even more panicked, Baka screamed shrilly and ran to hide behind the goal-post as Starfire came forward to her. "Bake!--- I mean, back! I've got lembas and I know how to use it!"
"How do you use it?" Starfire asked in a friendly tone, finding herself unable to attack the girl who was quivering in terror.
"Oh, that's easy!" Baka jumped up and pulled out of her bag a piece of bread. "You eat it. Like this!" And she bit off a chunk and handed it to Starfire, who ate it as well.
"Apparently this match has turned into a tea party…" Raechel, who had just got her microphone back, said with a sweatdrop in her voice.
"How do you determine the winner in a situation like this?" Brian asked, looking a the girls who had started a campfire and were eating several of the things that Baka had brought with her. The crowd all suddenly groaned in frustration as the match flopped horribly.
"This is really stupid…" Someone said to her boyfriend as they started filtering out the door.
"For the time being, we could… talk about former matches?" Brian said, doubtfully.
"I guess…" Raechel said in the same tone. "To recap, we've had two wins for Team Otaku and one for Team Titans. The first match was Cyborg verses Chu. Chu won by slowing all the liquid in Cyborg's body until he suffocated. Winner, Chu."
"Our second match was Raven verses Nagha." Brian continued. "We were all put through torment when Nagha began her laugh attack, but that didn't stop Raven from attacking on her own. Although Nagha used an illegal Ragna Blade, she found herself too stupid to remember how to fly and lost by falling to the ground. Winner, Raven."
"The third match was Beast Boy verses the Vampyre Lynn." Raechel noted, "That was a short match as we weren't able to comment as much on it. Lynn quickly disposed of Beast Boy while using her typical vampyric methods of draining him of all of his blood. Although can I say, without a doubt, that she is feeling a little green in the face now?"
"That's right, Raechel. And that leaves us with our current match…" Brian said slowing, "Starfire verses Baka. They seem to be killing each other with kindness?"
"I guess." Raechel concurred.
"And then, the stupid wizard went and got himself killed. It wasn't a pretty sight, I'll tell you, Star." Baka was sighing as she poured more tea for the alien, then bit a piece of lembas. "Then Boramir died too! I mean, wasn't one enou---"
"Something appears to be happening!" Brian said as Baka started making faces and finally fell to the ground.
"She appears to be choking!" Raechel said, sharing a wide-eyed stare with her brother.
"What irony!" Brian said as Starfire tried to help her opponent, but was unable, as she didn't know the Heimlich maneuver for humans. "Winner! Starfire!"
"What a dumb match." The person by Robin commented again as Robin cheered for Starfire, although it was a strange thing to cheer for someone being unable to save someone else from choking.
"What's the deal with you?" Robin asked. "Don't you realize that the world depends on this next match?"
"Does it now?" The girl said, not meeting his eyes, as she was wearing sunglasses and not paying attention not him. "The next match is about to begin."
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