OK. I made a major mistake last chapter. It said Kryten was there. He was not instead PLister said the line he had back in time. Very sorry. Thank you to mattjabarr for noticing. Alright there have been no reviews but that's because I haven't given time for them to arrive.

Lister experimented with his new Hologram body. He looked exactly as normal but he had a big "T" on his forehead. Kryten explained that Holograms had "H"s and time travellers would have "T"s if they'd ever got home and sold this technology. Cat looked at him.

"Wow." He said. "The insurance company has given us a courtesy Goalposthead while the old one is being repaired.

Lister sat in the chair strapped in. The Cat hadn't been too enthusiastic with the idea of saving Rimmer until he found out his suits would be safe as well. Kryten went over a few procedures.

"Sir. If at anytime your body dies your real body dies you'll die. If the ship runs out of power you will either die by some weird electronic thing or by lack of Oxygen in the ship. At the most you'll have two hours but it could be a lot less if the Quagaar get us. If you succeed in your mission you will find yourself where you would be if whatever changes you made happened. You will be the only one with memories of these events."

"Just get it over with Kryten."

"Yes Sir." Kryten reached out to type on a small keypad. Suddenly a loud beeping filled the room.

"What the Smeg is that?!" demanded Lister.

"It appears to be a reminder that someone has set onboard the computer at some time. I can't concentrate with this noise sir."

"Alright. What is it" a picture of Lister appeared on the screen with a big "T" on his forehead.

"Hi me." It said. "This is the tenth Lister to go back in time. Every time it has failed. Rimmer has always taken the pod onboard anyway despite knowledge that it would destroy him. According to Kryten it's because it's his destiny. Lister number 7 tried changing the Starbug we take. That doesn't work either. I think I've worked out the answer though. This is my plan..."

Three years earlier.

Lister materialized in the Drive Room. He saw Rimmer and Holly in conversation,

"Where is it?"

"It's in scoop range, Arnold." They both stared at a screen intently.

"It's a pod! Holly, brin..." he stopped as Lister walked up to him and punched him in the face.

"You hit me!!!" He shouted incredulously, "how dare you hit me! Hey you touched me. What the Smeg is going on" Lister punched him again. And again. And again. Lister finally knocked Rimmer unconscious.

"What's up Dave?" asked Holly.

"Holly. I want you to delete all record of this pod from Rimmer's memory. Can you do that?"

"Alright Dave."

"And once the pod is out of range delete it from your own."

"Why?"

"You might accidentally tell Rimmer. Got that."

"Yes. But Dave how did you..." Holly's voice faded out as Lister saw everything go black.

"What are you drivelling on about?" asked Rimmer. "You know perfectly well all he wants is to do lots of washing. And have you ever tried watching that show?" Lister looked confused.

"What?" he asked.

"Have you ever watched it? It's worse than Eastenders."

"What is?"

""Androids" of course." Lister looked very confused.

"What is going on?"

"You just suggested that to celebrate a year since we first met Kryten we all watch all of "Androids" with him at the ships cinema."

"So I did it then?"

"Did what Lister?"

"Change time."

"You know Lister. You have less brains than a psychopathic chipmunk without a head."

"I'm telling you man. It really happened." The crew ere gathered in the canteen as Lister explained what had happened. None of them believed them. Not even Kryten.

"Look if it never happened then how do I know about the timebee and Starbug 9?"

"You could have tried to take Starbug 9 for a trip and found the equipment there." Pointed out Rimmer.

"It really..." he was cut short as Kochanski materialised out of nowhere with a big "T" on her forehead.

"Dave." She shouted. "You're alive!" she rushed over to him and tried to hug him but went through him.

"Smeg." She muttered.

"Kris." Gasped Lister. "You're alive?" Kochanski looked a bit confused.

"You don't know?" she asked. Then she saw Rimmer, or more importantly his "H".

"You're still a hologram? Smeg! I knew I shouldn't have let Holly program the machine. I'm five years too early. Listen it is vital you listen to this. There's just me and McGruder left and soon there will only be McGruder. Listen. In five years time you will encounter a wormhole leading to Titan the week after the accident. Whatever you do don't go to the mass funeral for the crew of Red Dwarf. This is vital.

THE END.

If this ending is liked I might right some more about when Kochanski came from.