Harry Potter

And The

Deranged Invisible House Elf

It was Friday evening and Ron was sitting in the Gryffindor Common room brushing up on ways to torture Malfoy, while waiting for Harry to return from quidditch practice.(And yes when I say Harry I mean the midget with glasses) Anyways, Ron was minding his own business when... BAM! Harry had just slammed the door to the common room and was now making his way across the room to Ron with a mad glint in his eye.

"Harry, what the bloody heck are you doing?" Ron said

"YOU!!!!" Harry yelled.

Harry ran towards Ron, he leaped forward and knocked him over. Harry and Ron continued to beat the snot out of each other for several minutes till Ron broke free of Harry's grasp. Ron quickly stood up and started to back away.

"Harry WHAT are you doing!!!" Ron gasped.

"YOU STOLE MY BROOM!!!" Harry bellowed

"What! I'd never steal your crummy broom!" Ron said incredoulsly.

"How could you Ron! You know the first match of the season is at the end of the week!"

"Harry get a grip! Your being ridiculous!"

Harry started towards Ron when Hermione skipped in to the common room from the library with an armful of books.

"Ron come help me with these books. Oh...hey Harry! How come you're here," she looked at her watch "Practice doesn't end for another hour?"

"I would have gone to practice, if that little rat Ron hadn't stolen my broom!"

"Ron! You took Harry's broom?!?!"

Harry started toward Ron again. Ron jumped onto a table and turned to Hermione.

"Don't listen to him Hermione! He's a raving lunatic!!!"

"EXCUSE ME? ILL SHOW YOU A RAVING LUNATIC!!!" Then Harry started chasing Ron around the common room, in doing so he knocked over a vase, a statue, a stack of books, a box of Canary Creams, and Crookshanks . Then, Ron fell to the ground and Harry was just about to beat the crap outta him when Hermione walked up to Harry and punched him in the face.

"OW! What was that for?"

"For being a bumbling idiot..."

"You mean a raving lunatic?" Ron interrupted.

"Shut up Ron! Harry did you ever think you may have misplaced your broom?"

"Oh yeah! I just happened to misplace a 4 FOOT LONG STICK!!!

"No need to be snippy!" She said coldly. There was a long pause, during this time Ron shielded him self with his potions book (like he'd ever need it) just in case Harry went on a killing spree. Hermione gave Harry a long hard stare.

"Fine!!! We look for it, but if it turns out someone stole it you owe me a jar of nacho cheese!!!

"Deal!!!" Hermione said cockily

Ron grinned and chuckled to himself. "Ahh! The power of cheese!

Hermione glared at Ron. "So, I reckon we should get started?"

4 Hours Later

"Hermione there's no way were going to find my broom before the end of the week. Why don't we just give up?" said Harry

Hermione looked at him in a crazed sort of Golem of LOTR way "NO! MUST KEEP LOOKING!"

"Hermione stop before you hurt yourself!"

"Never!"

"Well I'm giving up. Night all!" said Ron

"Night all? You haven't done anything Ron!" said Hermione, who was over her Golem stage.

"I have so! I lifted the toilet seat!" He said like it was some kind of accomplishment

Hermione rolled her eyes "Whatever, "she turned back to Harry and cocked a eyebrow "So how are we going to find your broom if your to lazy to look for it?"

"I don't know."

"Oooo! I have an idea: How bout we ask Dumbledore?"

"Oh my god! Did Ron just have an intelligent breakthrough?!?!?" Hermione said astonished.

"I think so!" said Harry.

Hermione shook her head "Fine it's settled we will go tomorrow to see Dumbledore!"

"We're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz...I mean Hogwarts!" sang Ron

To be continued...