The legend of Zelda

Disclaimer: I don't own the legend of Zelda.... ( I don't own Micheal Jackson either)

Chapter 2: The Gale Warrior

Link was sitting on a log by a little fire he had made. Navi was finding food. Link was still shocked about all that happened. Him, out of hundreds of people had been chosen as Hero of Time. The biggest shock was that he had no choice of leaving his home. He took out something from his pocket It was the Kokiri Emerald, his only reminder of the forest.

Navi saw Link, unaware of any attack. She snuck up behind him and screamed "BOOO'!!!

Link flew up in the air and went flying forward into the fire. He hadn't noticed he was on fire yet. Navi looked at him and snickered. Link then felt a little warm. He looked at his butt and saw that it was on fire. He shot up running in circles screaming. Navi broke out in laughter.

An hour later...

"AHHHHHHH' Link was still screaming running in circles. He had been running so long the ground eroded and he was running in circles five feet deep. After a while he stopped running and sat down.

All he was able to moan was "Leg cramp"....

After a while Link got out of the hole and laid in the grass. Navi flew over beside him. Link grabbed her and threw her over by the fire. Navi came back and said for him to get some rest. Link agreed happily and immediately started snoring. Navi stayed up for a while thinking. After a while she too craved sleep and flew down near Link and slept.

Link woke up in the middle of the night when he heard a noise. He looked around and heard a rustling noise in a nearby bush. Link got up and drew his sword. " Who's out there'. No reply. Link crept closer and jumped in the bush. Nothing was there. He turned towards camp and saw someone his size, sitting there. Link rushed over quietly and put his sword to the figures throat. The figure (to Links amazement) started floating and turned around. A boy with black hair sticking up like a manga character was the figure. He had a Red and silver shield, Silver armor and a Red cape, Boots Like Links, Brown eyes that would rival the trunks of the healthiest trees in the forest and a Helmet, covering all but his eyes.

"I am Kolia, a warrior from the east. I come to help you on your quest'

"Okaaaaaaaaayy, but how did you know I was on a quest'

"I have my ways'....

The next day the dynamic duo and the mysterious warrior left the woods and entered Hyrule Field.

"Wow, what a big field....' Link said

"Hello Link' said a voice. Link whipped around and found a talking owl sitting on a branch. "I am Kaepora Gaebora, A stupid talking owl, which I was sent from the heavens to give you useless clues that will drive you crazy' the owl took a breath and started "La de dah blah blah blah in a horse is a ta de dah'....

"Make it stop' Link pleaded

"I can help' Kolia raised his hand and shot a blast of light into Kaepora mouth. Kaepora transformed into Michael Jackson.

"AHHHH, CHILD MOLESTER!!!' Link screamed

Just then a tribe of Indians came up and took him away. Link was terribly confused.

"I win' Kolia raised his hand in victory.

They continued on their journey to Zelda. Kolia had whistled and a horse appeared. Link was envious of Kolia's powers. They walked for a long time. Link had several bathroom breaks. Navi finally got mad and attacked Link. Link got the worst of her fury. The finally reached the gate and saw that it was closed. "Let us in' Link yelled. A head appeared and said no. Link and the head argued for some hours and Kolia and Navi were bored. Kolia hatched a plan. He shot an energy blast at the wall making a hole in it. "That's you if you don't let us in' Link shouted "One second' the guard spoke. The gate dropped down with a deafening thud.

They entered Hyrule market. Link thought it was amazing. He hopped around joyfully until a girl chasing a cucco knocked him down.

"Oh my, I'm so sorry' the girl spoke

"That's okay, it was an accident.' Link replied "I'm Link'

"Malon's my name' She said cheerfully "Why are you in the market, you look so different from people'.

"Oh, he's heading to the castle' Navi butted in, apparently annoyed at Link for hopping like a bunny.

"Ok, by the way can you find my dad, he left to deliver milk and I'm afraid he fell asleep on the job again' Malon said sheepishly.

"Can do' Link said, and with that Link, Navi, and Kolia left for the castle. Link saw a guard at the gate and decided to see if he could brownnose in. He couldn't. So he took out a bundle of rupees and handed it to the guy. "Keep the change' Link said and walked through "Of course' the guard said cheerfully. Link had to sneak by the other guards and that wasn't easy. After a long time they all got there. Navi started talking. "You know, this hero stuff isn't that bad' She said cheerfully. Link glanced at Kolia and muttered" Coffee'. "What did you say?' Navi screamed. Kolia chuckled. They dropped in the moat to avoid being seen. At the end of the moat they climbed up to find a surprise.

"Whoa, what is that thing" Link screamed.

"It looks like Mido's breakfast' Navi said loudly.

Kolia just stared at it. Then it moved.

"AHHHH, It's alive'!!! Link hollered.

Link went over to it and pushed in the moat.

Kolia laughed and said "Link, that was Malon's dad'

"It was?' Link Uttered in disbelief

Navi and Kolia started laughing

They crawled through a hole on the other side of the moat. There were tons of guards. Kolia made the group invisible and they carried on. Link did tricks on the guards on the way, occasionally pulling ones pants down. They finally reached a guardless courtyard with a girl peeking through a window at the far end. Kolia shut off the invisibility. Link walked up to the girl and tapped her on the shoulder. She whipped around and shrieked. Link fell back in shock from the noise. She saw him and suddenly said "Who the hell are you?'. Link was taken aback at the young girl's language but said "I'm Link, the hero of time'.

She stared at him then laughed and said "Impa said some fairy boy would come, but I thought she was lying'

"Well I'm real toots' Link said

"Um, I don't know if you do, but do you have a spiritual stone?'

"You mean the Kokiri Emerald?' Link took out the Emerald and showed it to her

"Oh you do! Great! But we still need two others."

"I'll get them, by the way, do you have a name?'

"Of course she does idiot' Navi screamed in his ear

"Zelda, Princess Zelda'

"Ok, well I think Navi will help us with the stones, right Kolia?'

"Right'

"Wait, take this letter, it may help get past some guards'

"Ok Zel, were going, bye' Link said cheerfully

Link headed to the exit and started leaving when a white haired woman appeared.

"Hold it, you forgot to tell something to them Zelda'

Link turned around and yelled to Zelda "Impa?'

Zelda nodded her head

Impa spoke "This song will help you on your quest' then she played a song on a harp. Link repeated what Impa did. After the song ended, Impa said " that's Zelda's lullaby, passed on in the royal family. Link nodded. Impa led them out and reminded Link, no pitstops.

They headed into the market. Malon ran up to Link. "Did you find him?'

Link shook his head. Kolia chuckled. Navi remembered the moat incident. They walked away from the market into the field and burst out in laughter.

Navi, close to tears said "Of course we didn't find him'

"Well, I thought it was a lump of stuff' Link said

"Oh shut up you two, let's go its dark out already' Kolia ordered

"Huh? It is?' Link said. Kolia was right, it was dark out. They left the market for Kakariko. Link encountered some stalchildren, as Navi said. "Its time to duel!' Link shouted. Navi stared at him. Link sheepishly said "I always wanted to say that'

They finally reached Kakariko Village. Link and Navi immediately checked in at the hotel. Kolia sighed. Kolia told Link he's heading to his room. Link nodded.

After settling at the hotel, Navi and Link went out to eat at the bazaar.

An hour later....

Link and Navi return home in a sad state. Navi drunk and Link all beat up from bar fights. They decided to go to their rooms and sleep. Link tossed and turned at night. Without Saria's stories it was a restless night. Navi peeked in. "Night Link, it's a long day tommorow.....'

I'm so sorry for being so slow for this chapter. I'm guess I'm slacking off w/o reviews. And Mcheex (sorry if its spelled) Thanks for the review. This chapter is kind of strange. Please no flames. By the way, Kolia is me in the story, ok? Please R&R. Next chappie will come soon.