The Legend of Zelda
Disclaimer: I don't own The Legend of Zelda, Michael Jackson, Teletubbies, or Old Faithful....
Chapter 3: That's a Goron???
Link and Navi still were asleep at the hotel. Navi had taken Link's cap and used it as a bed and a blanket. Link was laying on the bed face down. You could tell he was having a really bad dream when he screamed in his sleep " EVIL TELETUBBIES!!'. Just then the door burst open and three guards ran in. The leader just screamed "Get the Hell out of here!!!!". Link shot out of his bed. Although disturbed by the rude announcement, Link got dressed, grabbed Navi, and hurried down the stairs and out the door. Once Link had cleared the door he stuffed Navi in his pocket and turned around. The hotel burst into flames. All the people staying there just stared blankly at the hotel. Link was relieved and confused at the same time. He was relieved the guards had woken him up and told him to get out, but how did they know that was going to happen, and why did the inmates look like this was every day? He took a step back and glanced at the sign beside him. It read "The Old Faithful Inn'. Link realized the answers to all the questions he had just asked himself inside. Link sighed and sat down.
Navi had just woken up. She felt dazed. She stood up and looked around. Everything was green. Where was Link, Kolia, the Inn, everything!?! Navi jumped up, kicked, punched, or slapped all the green, but it had no effect.
Link glanced at his pocket. It was moving all over the place. He knew Navi was in there so he stuck his hand in to grab her, when someone, or something bit his finger. Link screamed. "Mini Teletubbie!!!'.
Navi heard Link's voice and shouted to him. "Link, help! I'm stuck in a giant vortex of green!!!!"
Link realized what bit him and snickered. "Don't Worry Navi' He said heroically "I'll save you!!'. He reached into his pocket and pulled Navi out.
" YAY, I'M SAVED' Navi shouted and did a little jig on Link's hand. Link just laughed.
Navi told Link that last night she found out what the next thing they had to do. Since it was private Link and Navi went over to a crate by a wall where no one was and talked.
" Link, we need to go to Death Mountain and get the Goron's Ruby, the second spiritual stone' Navi said solomenly.
" A Goron?' Link asked without a doubt, not knowing what a Goron is.
" Its Like a Zora, but it has different features' Navi answered
" A Zora?' Link asked without a doubt, not knowing what a Zora is.
" It's like a Goron, but it has different features' Navi answered
" A Goron?' Link asked once again
Navi sighed and sat down on the crate, trying to figure out how to word it.
A flash appeared and a figure stepped forth from it. Link stepped back a little bit but sighed when he saw the figures face. Kolia ran up to Link and Navi from where the flash had been.
" Hey guys, we should get going, havoc is striking Goron City. We got hurry up the mountains. Ganondorf started a famine in the City, and the Goron's are starving and will start dying if we don't help"
" A Goron?' Link asked
" Shut up' Navi said obviously annoyed
Kolia started running to the gate that led to Death Mountain, passing the Baazar.
"C'mon!!'
Link and Navi ran as fast as they possibly could to the gate, where Kolia was already arguing with the Hylian Guard.
" But the Gorons will die if we don't hurry!!'
" I could really care less for the Gorons, you are not getting in!!'
" Urrrrrgh, to heck with this"
Kolia shot a large blast of light into the guards open mouth. The guard screamed and then turned into Michael Jackson.
"AHHHHHH, CHILD MOLESTER' Link screamed.
Just then a tribe of Indians came and took Michael Jackson away.
Navi sighed
They walked through the gates, and continued on their path to Goron City.
Kolia and Navi walked slowly, casually chatting about what had been going on the last few hours. Link thought their pace was too slow and sprinted way far ahead. "Slowpokes!' He yelled back teasingly. Just then Link went flying off the mountain from getting hit by a large boulder like U.F.O. Kolia fell down laughing and Navi went hysterical. After they regained posture they headed up to U.F.O which in fact was a speeding Goron. Kolia talked to the Goron, while waiting for Link to come back up the mountain.
An hour later........
"Hey Kolia, Link's coming' Navi reported.
And she was right. Link was crawling up the mountain path, with all of his limbs pretty much broken.
"Owwwwwwwwwwwww, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,' Link whined
Kolia laughed, then walked up to Link. Link stopped crawling and rolled over on to his back and laid there. "Link, I'm going to heal you with my powers so you can at least walk. This won't hurt one bit'.
Screams of Immense pain were heard
"You idiot, you said it wouldn't hurt'
"Well, if I hadn't said that, you would never have let me touch you, let alone heal you. Besides, you can walk now'
"Walk??? I went through all that pain just for you to make me be able to walk?'
"Well if you don't appreciate me healing you'
"APPRECIATE???'
Navi put on some earplugs while waiting for the argument to end.
Some hours later....
The fight had finally ended with Kolia winning by threatening Link to turn him into Michael Jackson. Kolia walked over to the Goron talked for a little bit, the walked back to Link. "Link, this is a Goron, a mountain dweller'.
"That's a Goron?' Link asked "Its kind of fat'
The Goron stood up. He smiled at Link, then punched him off the mountain. Since Kolia knew it would be a long time, He pulled out a deck of cards....
Meanwhile....
"Gorons, I hate stupid Gorons, stupid ugly Gorons' Link moaned. He was crawling up the mountain, again. He crawled for a long time. After awhile he got tired ad laid on the ground. Just then a bunch of spiders surrounded him. Link grabbed his sword and hit them with the hilt, knocking them out. He regained strength and continued crawling. After a long time he heard voices. It was Kolia and the others. He kept crawling and sighed with relief when he saw Kolia with the others.
"Got any threes?' Navi asked
"Go Fish ' the Goron replied
Kolia spotted Link
"Ohhhhhhh, Link, you're back'
Navi and the Goron understood what Kolia was hinting to. They all put their cards behind their backs. But Navi couldn't hold her cards to good and one slipped and fell to the ground. The Goron grabbed the card to avoid Link from seeing it, but it was to late, Link had seen it. Link started screaming and yelling. Kolia stood up and walked over to Link and rose his hand.
"What are you doing, no, No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!'
Screams of Immense pain were heard
"Why the Hell did you do that again??'
"For fun'
"For FUN???'
Navi laughed. She was getting used to Kolia and Link constantly arguing. They left the Goron after finally finishing fighting. Kolia led the way while Navi floated close behind. Link took up the rear limping slowly. Kolia ran ahead so Link and Navi would hurry. They did. Navi caught up easily but Link went to fast and fell facedown. Link started moaning. Kolia noticed he was moaning and turned around and walked towards him to help when a blinding flash of black light went. A man with orange hair walked forward.
"Ganondorf' Kolia spat
"Ah, its Kolia, my, my you have grown'
"SHUT UP. LEAVE ME ALONE"
"Memories are haunting aren't they'
" SHUT UP!!!!'
"Look Kolia, all I want is the boy' Ganondorf said indicating Link
"Over my dead body'
"That can be arranged'
"You, you Bastard, You will die, I will avenge my family'
"My, such big words for a little boy" Ganondorf drew his scimitar
"Bring it on' Kolia drew his sword and attacked" DIE!!'
Ganondorf blocked that attack. The fighting went on for what seemed forever until Kolia slipped.
"Now, you shall die like the others' Ganondorf grabbed Kolia by his neck and held him high. Kolia struggled to get loose but Ganondorf had him.
"Kolia!!' Link screamed he had gotten up during the middle of the battle. Ganondorf looked at Link and smacked him in the face, sending Link flying into the wall.
"Link!!' Navi screamed. She had been so nervous, she decided to hide behind a rock.
" Say goodbye to your friend'
A tear dropped from Link's face. He was bleeding at the mouth.
" Damn you Ganondorf'
"Don't worry Link, I'll be back for you soon. Ha ha ha '
Another blinding flash went and Ganondorf and Kolia were gone.
Tears flew from Link's face onto the ground. He was in a state of shock. He fell to his knees and screamed "KOLIIIIIIIIAAAAAA!!!"
Well, how was it? Kind of angsty, I know but it happens. Scratch the me playing Kolia, He's just a normal character. People, Reviews need to come, or this story might stop updating. So R&R This story. See you next chapter......
