The Nightmare That Is The Table
Disclaimer: Neither of us (skissors2 or skissors1) own tea, we did not invent it, and I (skissors2), cannot even make it. We don't own SG1, antioxidants, the song Imaginary, or Evanescence (aw I wish I did...but I don't). Don't sue us, we own nothing. We live in a cardboard box. Just with a computer. But not really. So don't sue us.
Author's note: This is a SONGFIC and it's based on a song (Imaginary Fallen version by Evanescence) and it does make sense. IT DOES!!!!
Skissors2
Author's sister's note: I tried to make her write a serious story, but she isn't physically able too. So here is another random story by skissors2.
Jack, Sam, Teal'c, & Daniel are sitting around a table.
"My, this table is getting awfully scratched!" said Daniel.
"Scratched? There are whole chunks missin' outta it, Danny boy!"
"I'm afraid to even look at it now," Sam said.
"I too have a fear of this table," Teal'c added.
They pondered for a while, while drinking large amounts of tea.
"Antioxidants"
Sam, Jack and Daniel looked at Teal'c strangely. Their faces were screwed up and they looked like turtles.
Teal'c was greatly disturbed by this.
They unscrewed their faces, so they no longer looked like turtles, and looked down at their mission papers on the table, with their eyes closed, so they did not have to look at the nightmare that was the table.
They all fell asleep at once, because there were sleeping pills in their tea.
Don't say I'm out of touchWith this rampant chaos your reality
I know well what lies beyond my sleeping refuge
The nightmare I built my own world to escape
Meanwhile, in the infirmary...
Janet was holding down a disturbed member of SG5.
"Now where did I put those sleeping pills?"
At the same time, in the room with the terrible awful unbearable table, Jack, Sam, Teal'c and Daniel were fast asleep.
Daniel was drooling.
Jack wriggled in his sleep and swatted Daniel on the nose.
"aaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbllgtf"
The sky was a vibrant shade of purple, which Daniel wished was pink (his favourite colour), but was happy anyway.
Sam was frolicking in a large field of paper flowers.
Jack was chasing Sam, thinking 'mmmmmmmm....... beer'
Teal'c was meditating.
In my field of paper flowersAnd candy clouds of lullaby
I lie inside myself for hours
And watch my PURPLE sky fly over meSuddenly the candy cloud of lullaby started raining on Teal'c, and the purple sky was washed away, along with the paper flowers...
"Must've been crepe paper. The colour always washes out!" said Jack.
Then his worst fear came true. He saw THAT table.
The others did too, and started to scream, even Daniel, whose scream wasn't very manly like at all, it probably doesn't even count as a scream at all, not even a squeal...
Swallowed up in the sound of my screamingCannot cease for the fear of silent nights
Oh how I long for the deep sleep dreaming
The goddess of imaginary lightJack drooled as he thought of Sam.
"Let's go to bed Sam!"
The members of SG1 wandered off to their beds, all 4 of which were in SEPARATE ROOMS, and went to sleep.
THE END.
