Disclaimer: I do not own pirates of the caribbean or any of the original characters. (I wish I did)

Summary: When captain Jack Sparrow hears about a girl set to marry Gilette he finds it a great opputunity to piss the luitanant of and kidnaps the young girl named Robin Payne. But the girl doesn't seem to care that much about her kidnap because she wasn't exactly keen on marrying the luitanant. What does Jack do when the girl does everytihg within her power to sabotage negotiations?


Chapter two: Teaching a bird to sing

Grinning Jack turned around to face his catch. WACK...his entire cheek hurt when Robin roughly planted her hand in it.

"Bloody 'ell." cursed Jack when he realised what had happened.

"Serves you right." yelled the young woman.

Before Jack could loose his temper Will came between Jack and Robin.

"Goodday miss, welcome aboard the Black Pearl." said Will while he offered Robin his hand. "I'm Will Turner." he said when she shook his hand.

"I'm Robin Payne." said the girl.

"Ye be carefull Will. The lass likes to slap." Robin trew Jack a mean look.

"Don't worry mister Turner I only slap people who I find rude or unpleasant."

"Gribbs! Take the lass to me cabin." ordered Jack.

Gribbs walked toward the girl and grabbed her arm pulling her into Jack's cabin.

"She seemes nice." grinned Will in a desperate attempt not to laugh.

Jack took a bottle of rum from one of his crewmembers who happened to walk by and took a big sip.

"I need it more." he said while he looked at the door to his cabin.

Specially when he saw Gribbs walk out with a limb. Jack turned to Will.

"I'f I haven't come out in half an hour come and save me." he said.

He drank the rest of the rum in the bottle and headed for his cabin. He found Robin looking out the window.

"So when exactly were ye planning on thanking me luv?" asked Jack.

Robin looked at the pirate without even blinking she answered.

"I was...until you kissed me against my will." she shouted.

Jack grinned.

"Sorry luv, I thought the feeling was mutual." Jack said sarcasticly.

"No you didn't you just wanted to tick of Giletle."

"And I would do it again just to see the look on his face."

Robin didn't know what else to say. She knew she couldn't get an appology from Jack so she decided to change the subject.

"So now what?" She asked.

"What do ye mean luv?" asked Jack.

"Well I can't go back." said Robin realizing that now she couldn't marry Gilette.

"I figured I'd have yer father and the luitanant pay me some money and they can have ye back."

"What?" Robin asked surprised.

"You can't send me back to marry...Gilette." This time she realised that everytime she thought of the luitanant she looked as if she had just ate something disgusting.

"What else did ye have in mind luv? We can hardly drop ye of in the middle of nowhere." He grinned at her for a while. "Although that sounds very appealing." Jack leaned back in his chair and put his feet on the table. Teasingly pushing the chair on two legs now and then. "Gee Jack...I was kind of hoping I could stay here...with you." Robin said on a really fake made up sexy tone. Seductively she walked over to Jack who was to drunk to realise she was faking until Robin kicked away the chair from under Jack. He lost his balane and fell...chair and all. Robin grinned at the sight of the drunken pirate on the floor. She walked out of the room and slammed the door shut behind her.

"Women!" Jack cursed while he got back on his feet and continued his work.

"What happened." asked Will when he saw Jack cursing behind the wheel of the ship. "Bloody women! Trouble...the lot of them." Will grinned knowing that it was Robin who was the cost of Jack's behaviour.

"What happened?" Wil repeated.

"The wench kicked my chair on the floor." answered Jack.

"So? That's not that bad." said Will.

"I was still in it." Will couldn't help himself but to laugh.

"Ye think that's funny do ye?" asked Jack while he waited for Will to stop laughing.

Robin was leaning over the side of the ship watching the water. It was getting dark allready. And she was getting very tired. She turned around when she heard footsteps aproach her. "What do you want?" asked Robin when she saw Jack standing behind her.

"Just wanted to give ye this luv. Can get mighty chilly out here at nights." He trew her a blanket.

"Is there a bed to go along with this?" asked Robin. Jack grinned.

"Ye actually expect me to give ye a bed after the way ye treated me luv?" he asked.

"What did I do?" asked Robin.

"Ye tipped over my chair." answered Jack.

"You deserved that."

"Fer what luv?"

"For Kissing me." Jack knew he had her now.

"Then what was the slap for?" he said. He was sure that this time she didn't have a witty replie.

"That was for kidnapping me." grinned Robin who knew Jack though he had won the argument.

"Fine...goodnight then luv." Jack turned around to leave when Robin stopped him.

"Fine I'm sorry, now can I please have a bed?" she asked angry.

Jack grinned. "Sure ye can luv." said Jack acting all sweet and innocent. While she cursed his name in her mind she followed the pirate to her room.

"I'll see ye in the morning luv. Goodnight luv." grinned Jack when he left the room. "Goodnight Jack."


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