Authors Note: Lalala. You know what I love? Cookie dough ice cream!
Allie-Marina LaCross: I know! Parvati is so, ew!
Evol Norgara: Torange isn't a word, silly. Yes, a very big trash can with ham sandwiches inside.
Professor Weasley: Sawwy! I know it wasn't as funny as the previous one's, but you know what can you do? Sometimes it strikes sometimes it doesn't.
Oh yes, and I recommend everyone to read **It All Started With A Compliment** it's my newest one chapter story. Forgive the annoying (and always there) errors.
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1228767
Summary of It All Started With A Compliment:
**The coming and the downfall of Fleur, in her own words. What happens when looks, attention, temptation compliments and the willingness to please consumes you? Corruption. This is the story of Fleur, and her life wasn't always as pretty as her face.**
Rexy: One of my new reviewers! Thanks so much! I know, Sean is hot isn't he?
Lemon The Kitty: Cherries! I want a cherry purse so bad.
Orio Cookie: I think I'm falling in love with Bran!
AngelD: Another one of my new reviewers! I think. I know guys are as blond as Anna Nichol Smith. Honestly!
Silver: Sorry about your old review. Exactly! I wish I had a cute and sweet guy friend. *mutter*
Crystal Queen: I'll *never* stop this story! Rest assured.
Quicksilver Fallen: Cake rocks, especially marble cake with cream cheese frosting.
"It's a black fly in your chardonnay-"-Alanis Morissette, "Ironic" luv that song!
~*Been There Done That*~
6:21 AM:
Boys are so annoying! You know, I think it'd be pretty funny if we put them all on a remote island, and then they all became cannibals and only the best men survived. Then us ladies would actually get halfway decent men!
Ah, a girl can dream can't she?
7:34 AM:
I haven't slept all night! Fancy that! I kept thinking about myself as a flamingo and as a pot roast and my Merlin it's disturbing.
Like, my mind was having a movie. And in this movie, I was a flamingo.
A happy pretty, *pink* flamingo with a big beak, but that's beside the point. So I was traipsing about in the woods, when all of a sudden a pot roast came out of the bushes, and it started screaming at me.
But I was the pot roast! I was two people/animals/things at once!
And then, George (with no shirt on, and a spear in one hand) came out of a farm house and savagely ate the pot roast (which was a screaming me.)
And he also tried to make a move and spear me (as a flamingo) but of course, I began to run.
Until my GIANT foot/paw/leg thingy got stuck in a log.
Now, how sick is that?
George as a caveman is really scary. But what if he was wearing a loincloth?
8:41 AM:
I'm eating breakfast right now! I'm having a glass of OJ right now, and by OJ I do not mean Orville Jinkinson (a very scary bloke who eats his bogeys) ewwww!
I'm losing my appetite!
But, then I see the sprinkle donut...
Nevermind.
Still very hungry.
Very hungry. So hungry perhaps I could eat George's donut.
Oh nevermind, we won't eat donuts we'll just snog.
But donuts are better than snogging.
Sprinkled donuts.
Chocolate.
George. Lips.
9:14 AM:
Decided on donut.
Could not pass it up.
Was v. great deal.
Not very low calories.
Shall snog and make up for gained calories.
10:11 AM:
Why must Charms be so boring? Flickwick is so short, I mean he might as well be a dwarf. Or my little brother.
I'd snog him though.
12:48 PM:
Lunch is delish! Let me take out some time, so I can tell you about my ugly combination of clothes today.
Grey pleated skirt. Very modest and dumb like.
I mean I'm not saying dumb=modest I'm saying modest=dumb, wait same thing right? Oh forget it.
White oxford button up shirt. Tucked in. My skirt is pulled up past my belly button! How sad is that!
It is masking my beautiful belly button ring. Not that I have one. And not that my belly is beautiful. But if I had a belly button ring, then-
Mary Jane shoes.
These are very like, secondary school shoes.
Knee socks.
These are dumb and or boring. They keep falling down too.
I'm missing out on my ham sandwich!
I like MY PIG early in the morn!
1:13 PM:
How little happiness ends. Back in class. History of Magic.
Did you know that Pringle (the girl) and Wrangle (the guy) were dwarves who were star-crossed lovers? Their families hated each other.
That is just SO Romeo and Juliet.
It was so-romantic.
So romantic I wanted to take my dwarf boy and snog.
So romantic I think I'll go eat another donut.
2:32 PM:
Alicia and Marcus are being very odd indeed. Alicia is actually acting SMART for a boy! She's always acting DUMB for one.
Not as though she wasn't dumb to begin with, but you know, what can you do?
I could restrain the amount of hotdogs she has, but that'd just be plain cruel.
Marcus is very intelligent. I mean with those teeth, he'd have to be. I bet he uses his teeth as a pencil sharpener.
How unfair is that to the rest of us?
As we're taking a test, our pencil breaks. Evil Snape doesn't let us get up and sharpen it.
But Marcus (being resourceful) gets to use his teeth.
The failures of the public school system.
Wait, I go to a private school.
That's beside the point.
4:44 PM:
HAHA! It's 4:44! How silly is that! I like that time!
Four!
Four!
Four!
Ah. So, I saw Fred and Parvati in an empty corridor.
I overheard/pretended to not hear them, heard Parvati say, "Don't you love the colour of my skirt Fred?"
And he replied with, "It's gray. It's always been gray."
With that she slapped him over the head and he said, "But this colour here is a very, lovely puke gray."
Who's puke is gray?
C'mon on now!
How weird is that.
5:12 PM:
"I am one super special chicken leg."-Alicia
"You're one special chicken wing!"-Marcus
"A wing, why"
"You fly through my heart, like a bird uses its wings to fly."-Marcus
Alicia nodded, "I like oranges too."
HOW SAD IS THAT?! My Merlin.
That's about as sad as on a Valentine, "I choo choo choose you as my Valentine!" With the picture of a train on it.
Corny!
Yellow corn!
6:49 PM:
George's little brother Ron is so cute! But I saw him eating chicken and saying to himself, "This is great! Thank you chicken for what you have been doing for me, I mean I feel so healthy and special when I am eating you. Especially that juicy thigh section-"
How weird is that?
Does George have these weird chicken obsessions too?
One can only hope he doesn't.
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Allie-Marina LaCross: I know! Parvati is so, ew!
Evol Norgara: Torange isn't a word, silly. Yes, a very big trash can with ham sandwiches inside.
Professor Weasley: Sawwy! I know it wasn't as funny as the previous one's, but you know what can you do? Sometimes it strikes sometimes it doesn't.
Oh yes, and I recommend everyone to read **It All Started With A Compliment** it's my newest one chapter story. Forgive the annoying (and always there) errors.
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1228767
Summary of It All Started With A Compliment:
**The coming and the downfall of Fleur, in her own words. What happens when looks, attention, temptation compliments and the willingness to please consumes you? Corruption. This is the story of Fleur, and her life wasn't always as pretty as her face.**
Rexy: One of my new reviewers! Thanks so much! I know, Sean is hot isn't he?
Lemon The Kitty: Cherries! I want a cherry purse so bad.
Orio Cookie: I think I'm falling in love with Bran!
AngelD: Another one of my new reviewers! I think. I know guys are as blond as Anna Nichol Smith. Honestly!
Silver: Sorry about your old review. Exactly! I wish I had a cute and sweet guy friend. *mutter*
Crystal Queen: I'll *never* stop this story! Rest assured.
Quicksilver Fallen: Cake rocks, especially marble cake with cream cheese frosting.
"It's a black fly in your chardonnay-"-Alanis Morissette, "Ironic" luv that song!
~*Been There Done That*~
6:21 AM:
Boys are so annoying! You know, I think it'd be pretty funny if we put them all on a remote island, and then they all became cannibals and only the best men survived. Then us ladies would actually get halfway decent men!
Ah, a girl can dream can't she?
7:34 AM:
I haven't slept all night! Fancy that! I kept thinking about myself as a flamingo and as a pot roast and my Merlin it's disturbing.
Like, my mind was having a movie. And in this movie, I was a flamingo.
A happy pretty, *pink* flamingo with a big beak, but that's beside the point. So I was traipsing about in the woods, when all of a sudden a pot roast came out of the bushes, and it started screaming at me.
But I was the pot roast! I was two people/animals/things at once!
And then, George (with no shirt on, and a spear in one hand) came out of a farm house and savagely ate the pot roast (which was a screaming me.)
And he also tried to make a move and spear me (as a flamingo) but of course, I began to run.
Until my GIANT foot/paw/leg thingy got stuck in a log.
Now, how sick is that?
George as a caveman is really scary. But what if he was wearing a loincloth?
8:41 AM:
I'm eating breakfast right now! I'm having a glass of OJ right now, and by OJ I do not mean Orville Jinkinson (a very scary bloke who eats his bogeys) ewwww!
I'm losing my appetite!
But, then I see the sprinkle donut...
Nevermind.
Still very hungry.
Very hungry. So hungry perhaps I could eat George's donut.
Oh nevermind, we won't eat donuts we'll just snog.
But donuts are better than snogging.
Sprinkled donuts.
Chocolate.
George. Lips.
9:14 AM:
Decided on donut.
Could not pass it up.
Was v. great deal.
Not very low calories.
Shall snog and make up for gained calories.
10:11 AM:
Why must Charms be so boring? Flickwick is so short, I mean he might as well be a dwarf. Or my little brother.
I'd snog him though.
12:48 PM:
Lunch is delish! Let me take out some time, so I can tell you about my ugly combination of clothes today.
Grey pleated skirt. Very modest and dumb like.
I mean I'm not saying dumb=modest I'm saying modest=dumb, wait same thing right? Oh forget it.
White oxford button up shirt. Tucked in. My skirt is pulled up past my belly button! How sad is that!
It is masking my beautiful belly button ring. Not that I have one. And not that my belly is beautiful. But if I had a belly button ring, then-
Mary Jane shoes.
These are very like, secondary school shoes.
Knee socks.
These are dumb and or boring. They keep falling down too.
I'm missing out on my ham sandwich!
I like MY PIG early in the morn!
1:13 PM:
How little happiness ends. Back in class. History of Magic.
Did you know that Pringle (the girl) and Wrangle (the guy) were dwarves who were star-crossed lovers? Their families hated each other.
That is just SO Romeo and Juliet.
It was so-romantic.
So romantic I wanted to take my dwarf boy and snog.
So romantic I think I'll go eat another donut.
2:32 PM:
Alicia and Marcus are being very odd indeed. Alicia is actually acting SMART for a boy! She's always acting DUMB for one.
Not as though she wasn't dumb to begin with, but you know, what can you do?
I could restrain the amount of hotdogs she has, but that'd just be plain cruel.
Marcus is very intelligent. I mean with those teeth, he'd have to be. I bet he uses his teeth as a pencil sharpener.
How unfair is that to the rest of us?
As we're taking a test, our pencil breaks. Evil Snape doesn't let us get up and sharpen it.
But Marcus (being resourceful) gets to use his teeth.
The failures of the public school system.
Wait, I go to a private school.
That's beside the point.
4:44 PM:
HAHA! It's 4:44! How silly is that! I like that time!
Four!
Four!
Four!
Ah. So, I saw Fred and Parvati in an empty corridor.
I overheard/pretended to not hear them, heard Parvati say, "Don't you love the colour of my skirt Fred?"
And he replied with, "It's gray. It's always been gray."
With that she slapped him over the head and he said, "But this colour here is a very, lovely puke gray."
Who's puke is gray?
C'mon on now!
How weird is that.
5:12 PM:
"I am one super special chicken leg."-Alicia
"You're one special chicken wing!"-Marcus
"A wing, why"
"You fly through my heart, like a bird uses its wings to fly."-Marcus
Alicia nodded, "I like oranges too."
HOW SAD IS THAT?! My Merlin.
That's about as sad as on a Valentine, "I choo choo choose you as my Valentine!" With the picture of a train on it.
Corny!
Yellow corn!
6:49 PM:
George's little brother Ron is so cute! But I saw him eating chicken and saying to himself, "This is great! Thank you chicken for what you have been doing for me, I mean I feel so healthy and special when I am eating you. Especially that juicy thigh section-"
How weird is that?
Does George have these weird chicken obsessions too?
One can only hope he doesn't.
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