Authors Note: To my lovely reviewers! You guys rock my socks! These
reviews are overwhelming (seriously, I'm sitting her going 'how in the
world' but ya know I love 'em!)
Melli: Course I'm a girl! Bloody heck, I think in my author's note a few chapters back I was talking about how hot Sean Biggerstaff was. Goodness sake! I currently reside in California (woop woop) and I'm fourteen years old.
Heather: Yes, Alicia and Nickela are odd. And dumb. Great combo.
Riposte: You're seriously psychotic. Need I address more?
Lord of the snitch 48: Haha. Yeah, I changed my username =) I love my new one it's a little more sophisticated (and of course, ya'll know I want to be sophisticated...) hehe. Anyway, thanks for your review!
The Psychedelic Turtles: Oh yes, I am always on a sugar high when I write my chapters (I just ate a brownie and a swiss cake roll hehe)
Orio Cookie: Cluck.
Silver: I am glad I am in charge of a few random people having fun and laughing. A lot. ::is special::
Evol Norgara: I passed my math test (the first one this 6 weeks) so yes, you're a special person and I love everyone right now! Even if they don't want to be loved! Pity piper for them!
Allie: Yup.
Professor Weasley: Good stuff. Good stuff. Uhhm actually, not much original stuff. I've written two poems (click on my bio and you'll see a link to my fan fiction press bio) but I don't pretend to be a poet. Oh yes, and I have found my one true love, Harry Potter. And thank you!
Kaleigh: Speaking of Catholicism, lent is starting. And if anyone cares, I am Catholic.
Crystal Queen: Spiked donuts? Hmph.
"Nobody really cares if you're miserable so you might as well be happy."- Cynthia Nelms
Isn't that quote just so true? Yes, my wise words for the day.
All reviews are GREATLY appreciated.
~*Been There Done That*~
9:04 PM:
Wassup Homie?
I am so bored.
Do you know that I ate enough food at dinner to supply a small island with food for a year?
Yes.
You know, I need to go on a diet.
Seriously.
All this food!
I heard this girl say, "So many boys so little time."
And I'm here thinking, "So much food so little time!"
9:14 PM:
Have veto-ed plans of diet. Think this is stupid and superficial.
Am already too gorgeous.
Must let others catch up.
They are lowly mortals.
10 PM:
Good things about me:
Am prettier than Charlotte Jenkins but then again she's the nine hundred pound, crooked nose, tiny ear girl from Antarctica isn't she? Pity. Am still prettier than her.
I snog my boyfriend all the time! Even though at the moment he is talking to some veela girl. Oh well. Am prettier than veela anyways. Well, am not prettier than veela but self-thinks that self is prettier.
There.
Is enough.
Sleep is yummy.
7:13 AM:
It must be cursed.
7
1
3
All odd numbers! Oh yeah, does this mean I will have a bad day?
8:34 AM:
Oh goody goody gumdrops! I am having the best day of my bloody life!
This is like heaven on earth, but better.
Well starting off, there were a dozen donuts on my breakfast plate.
This, is like, awesome.
They are delicious.
Sprinkled one's. Chocolate one's. Jelly filling. Cinnamon rolls. Ect, ect.
Apparently my admirer gave them to me.
Because well, let's face it, I am beautiful and incapable of gaining weight.
9:12 AM:
Good day wrecked.
Am one pound heavier than before breakfast.
Maybe that veela wanted me to gain weight so she could be prettier and skinnier than I am?
Nah.
Will always be prettier/skinnier than little artificial moron.
10:56 AM:
I'm not superficial am I?
Oh wait, mascara smeared. Be right back.
11:10 AM:
Hmm. Classes are going well so far, I think.
Flitwick was being creepy though, he was all looking over my charm's homework and going, "Oooh very pretty."
I mean, I know I used purple ink, but still! Pretty?
Oh whatever.
Will get over it.
Flitwick is pretty.
12:13 AM:
LUNCH! Pah-tay.
Fruit punch!
1:08 PM:
Who would've guessed you could get drunk off of fruit punch?
S
P
I
K
E
D
Hehe, I'm funny.
Funny and drunk!
Lah-tee-tah.
That spiked punch was oddly delicious.
Well accidentally leave out note saying 'we loved spiked punch' so people will get the clue to spike it some more soon.
Veela girl was laughing at me going, "She's as drunk as a pig!"
Wait, can pigs get drunk? Well, maybe if they were given spiked punch-
And second, was that an inadvertent message that I am, indeed, a pig?
I had my suspicions. Mum and Dad always say I came from some 'different species' perhaps this species is pig?
Oh dear.
I am deeply offended now.
Cause at breakfast people were eating bacon.
Wait, I was eating bacon too!
Oh dear! Is this like they were eating my family/ancestors/ect?
Bacon.
And I like eating bacon too.
Does this make me a cannibal? Sense I'd be eating my 'own' species?
Well not go into it.
4:14 PM:
Am still drunk.
I have a very 'lovely' floating sensation.
Like, flying, but with more throwing up in it.
4:19 PM:
Wait, I see Buddha!
Oooooh!!!
4:34 PM:
Sorry, was just a hallucination. Am disappointed. I was looking forward to meeting Buddha. Will see about this next time.
4:56 PM:
Wait, this seems more like drugs than like spiked punch-
Oh dear!
What did they slip into my drink?
Oh, bloody heck who really cares? It is fun and tasted yummy either way.
Well recommend this.
Yes, certainly.
Oh dear.
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Melli: Course I'm a girl! Bloody heck, I think in my author's note a few chapters back I was talking about how hot Sean Biggerstaff was. Goodness sake! I currently reside in California (woop woop) and I'm fourteen years old.
Heather: Yes, Alicia and Nickela are odd. And dumb. Great combo.
Riposte: You're seriously psychotic. Need I address more?
Lord of the snitch 48: Haha. Yeah, I changed my username =) I love my new one it's a little more sophisticated (and of course, ya'll know I want to be sophisticated...) hehe. Anyway, thanks for your review!
The Psychedelic Turtles: Oh yes, I am always on a sugar high when I write my chapters (I just ate a brownie and a swiss cake roll hehe)
Orio Cookie: Cluck.
Silver: I am glad I am in charge of a few random people having fun and laughing. A lot. ::is special::
Evol Norgara: I passed my math test (the first one this 6 weeks) so yes, you're a special person and I love everyone right now! Even if they don't want to be loved! Pity piper for them!
Allie: Yup.
Professor Weasley: Good stuff. Good stuff. Uhhm actually, not much original stuff. I've written two poems (click on my bio and you'll see a link to my fan fiction press bio) but I don't pretend to be a poet. Oh yes, and I have found my one true love, Harry Potter. And thank you!
Kaleigh: Speaking of Catholicism, lent is starting. And if anyone cares, I am Catholic.
Crystal Queen: Spiked donuts? Hmph.
"Nobody really cares if you're miserable so you might as well be happy."- Cynthia Nelms
Isn't that quote just so true? Yes, my wise words for the day.
All reviews are GREATLY appreciated.
~*Been There Done That*~
9:04 PM:
Wassup Homie?
I am so bored.
Do you know that I ate enough food at dinner to supply a small island with food for a year?
Yes.
You know, I need to go on a diet.
Seriously.
All this food!
I heard this girl say, "So many boys so little time."
And I'm here thinking, "So much food so little time!"
9:14 PM:
Have veto-ed plans of diet. Think this is stupid and superficial.
Am already too gorgeous.
Must let others catch up.
They are lowly mortals.
10 PM:
Good things about me:
Am prettier than Charlotte Jenkins but then again she's the nine hundred pound, crooked nose, tiny ear girl from Antarctica isn't she? Pity. Am still prettier than her.
I snog my boyfriend all the time! Even though at the moment he is talking to some veela girl. Oh well. Am prettier than veela anyways. Well, am not prettier than veela but self-thinks that self is prettier.
There.
Is enough.
Sleep is yummy.
7:13 AM:
It must be cursed.
7
1
3
All odd numbers! Oh yeah, does this mean I will have a bad day?
8:34 AM:
Oh goody goody gumdrops! I am having the best day of my bloody life!
This is like heaven on earth, but better.
Well starting off, there were a dozen donuts on my breakfast plate.
This, is like, awesome.
They are delicious.
Sprinkled one's. Chocolate one's. Jelly filling. Cinnamon rolls. Ect, ect.
Apparently my admirer gave them to me.
Because well, let's face it, I am beautiful and incapable of gaining weight.
9:12 AM:
Good day wrecked.
Am one pound heavier than before breakfast.
Maybe that veela wanted me to gain weight so she could be prettier and skinnier than I am?
Nah.
Will always be prettier/skinnier than little artificial moron.
10:56 AM:
I'm not superficial am I?
Oh wait, mascara smeared. Be right back.
11:10 AM:
Hmm. Classes are going well so far, I think.
Flitwick was being creepy though, he was all looking over my charm's homework and going, "Oooh very pretty."
I mean, I know I used purple ink, but still! Pretty?
Oh whatever.
Will get over it.
Flitwick is pretty.
12:13 AM:
LUNCH! Pah-tay.
Fruit punch!
1:08 PM:
Who would've guessed you could get drunk off of fruit punch?
S
P
I
K
E
D
Hehe, I'm funny.
Funny and drunk!
Lah-tee-tah.
That spiked punch was oddly delicious.
Well accidentally leave out note saying 'we loved spiked punch' so people will get the clue to spike it some more soon.
Veela girl was laughing at me going, "She's as drunk as a pig!"
Wait, can pigs get drunk? Well, maybe if they were given spiked punch-
And second, was that an inadvertent message that I am, indeed, a pig?
I had my suspicions. Mum and Dad always say I came from some 'different species' perhaps this species is pig?
Oh dear.
I am deeply offended now.
Cause at breakfast people were eating bacon.
Wait, I was eating bacon too!
Oh dear! Is this like they were eating my family/ancestors/ect?
Bacon.
And I like eating bacon too.
Does this make me a cannibal? Sense I'd be eating my 'own' species?
Well not go into it.
4:14 PM:
Am still drunk.
I have a very 'lovely' floating sensation.
Like, flying, but with more throwing up in it.
4:19 PM:
Wait, I see Buddha!
Oooooh!!!
4:34 PM:
Sorry, was just a hallucination. Am disappointed. I was looking forward to meeting Buddha. Will see about this next time.
4:56 PM:
Wait, this seems more like drugs than like spiked punch-
Oh dear!
What did they slip into my drink?
Oh, bloody heck who really cares? It is fun and tasted yummy either way.
Well recommend this.
Yes, certainly.
Oh dear.
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