'Diva, Much!'
Part Two
By: KaoriNeko'
Author's Note: Sorry for the lame machine!! ;
The jet landed in a deserted parking lot.
"Dublin! Dublin! I can't believe we're in Spain!!" Alex shouted as they exited the jet plane. Everyone sweat dropped when they heard what she said.
"Alex, we're in Ireland…" Hilary giggled.
"That's right by Spain, right?" Alex asked, scratching her head. The rest of the girls laughed and they continued out of the plane. Mandy flipped open her Commpowder.
"Hey 'Jerr, where's this Gibbersly place?" she questioned the old man in her squeaky voice. Jerry smiled and began to type on his black WOOHP laptop.
"The location is 12 Daisy Lane, it's in the eastern part of town, near the countryside." Mandy nodded.
"Can we have some transportation, 'cause it looks like we're pretty far from the country…" Britney said observing all of the buildings.
"Of course girls," Jerry said, he began to type quickly on his laptop. "Okay, walk over to that parking space next to the jet."
"Okay…" Sam said as she and the rest of the spies walked over to where Jerry indicated.
"Now say, 'Let's Get WHOOPey!'." Clover did a double take.
"What! There is no way someone as pretty as me is going to say 'WHOOPey'! Jeez! Crazy, much!" Hilary giggled.
"What're you laughin' at?" Clover said raising her fists. Britney and Mandy held Clover back.
"C'mon! Just say it!!" Alex pleaded.
"Whatever, as long as I don't have to hear Diva giggling again…" Clover said, crossing her arms and pointing her nose to the bright blue sky.
"LETS GET WHOOPEY!!!" They screamed in unison. Suddenly the parking space flipped over revealing six motorcycles, a red, blue, green, yellow, purple, and orange one.
"Whoa! What're these?" Alex said, rubbing her cheek against her yellow bike.
"These are Aero-bikes, they are aero-dynamic so you can drive at speeds of up to 350 miles per hour, and they can also defy gravity, meaning you can ride on ceilings and buildings."
"Cool!" Hilary shouted, hopping on to her orange one.
"Safety first girls!" Jerry said from Mandy's Commpowder. The girls groaned and placed their helmets on their heads. Instantly, goggles dropped down from the helmets and over their eyes.
"Wow, I love these!!" Alex exclaimed. "But how do we make them go?" She asked, turning one of the handles and pressing different buttons.
"They are mind controlled, just say in your head go and you'll b-" Jerry didn't finish for Mandy had closed her Commpowder and was speeding off with the other spies.
"I totally love these, if only David could be here…" Clover said, riding her bike along the side of a tall building. Sam head attached her Commpowder to the panel of her bike, the screen was showing their coordinates and the coordinates of Gibbersly Bots Inc.
"We're about halfway there…"
"Hey, why are we going so slow?" Alex asked, looking at her speedometer. It read only 80 mph. "Let's kick it up a notch…or three!" Alex screamed, soon she was flying down the road, her bike was now going at the top speed of 350 mph.
"Alex, where are you?" Britney yelled to her Commpowder. She squinted and still didn't see Alex's bright bike.
"Oh, I'm in front of Gibbersly's…girls, you'd better hurry up, something strange is going on…" The girls nodded and sped off in the direction of the laboratory. When they arrived the met Alex and saw exactly what she meant. They hid their bikes and knelt down in front of a fence They saw two muscular men were unloading weird capsules into a chute which led deep inside the laboratory.
Sam gasped when she saw a face inside the capsule, screaming.
"There are people inside there!!"
"Those must be the missing cosmetologists Jerry talked about." Britney examined. Alex growled and stood up.
"Hey! You put those people down, you big ugly men!!" The other spies screamed in terror and pulled Alex back down into a crouching position next to them. The girls screamed again when they saw the large men racing towards them.
"Oh, no! I just got a Brazilian wax the other day, and my thighs are chaffing so ba-" Clover shouted, but before she could finish, the other four spies had hopped over the tall fence.
"Hey! Why's everyone leaving me today?" Clover groaned as she slowly climbed up the fence.
"We can take them, there's six of us and two of them!!" Mandy said, clenching her fists and getting into a fighting stance. But just after she finished speaking, four more strong men ran up to their comrades.
"Oh no…" Hillary groaned as Clover finally made it over the fence. Suddenly, the men charged forward, one man kicked Alex in the chest knocking the wind out of her. She lay in a sitting position on the fence.
"Cheater! I wasn't ready!" Alex said, out of breath. She popped up and ran towards the man, she head butted him and he fell to the ground, knocked out.
Meanwhile, Sam was having trouble with her own muscle man, he was punching at lightning speed and Sam was dodging every one.
"I can't even hit him!" She shouted. Suddenly she heard a loud whooshing sound, she saw a stream of orange heat fly past her face, hitting her attacker.
The man fell to the ground as his skin and clothes burned. Sam covered her eyes when she saw that the man's clothes had been burned off. She turned and saw Alex blowing the smoke from her Thermo-Heat Hairdryer.
"Thanks Alex," Sam said, hugging her friend. "But then again, no thanks." She pointed to the naked man writhing in pain.
"HYAAAH!" Britney screamed as she kicked her attacker in the back of the head. He fell to the ground with a thud.
"That was easy!"
"AAAAAAAAH!!" Mandy screamed as one of the men chased after her. She ran and ran, the man just on her purple heels. Mandy screamed again as she tripped over a rock and was sent flying. She rubbed her head and saw that her attacker had also fallen on the same rock.
She took a quick look around to make sure no one was looking and she ran over to the man and put her foot on his back, "I did it!"
"Hey," Clover shouted as a man grabbed her by her hands and swung her around. "I have motion sickness!!" Suddenly she threw up in the man's face, he dropped her and he fell backwards, disgusting.
"Hey, even beauty queens get sick…" Clover said, spraying her mouth with breath freshener and playing with her hair.
"HYAAAAAAAH!" Hillary screamed, fighting off her attacker. He seemed to be the best fighter of them all for he was dodging every thing she threw at him. Then suddenly he fell to the ground. Britney smiled again for she had knocked him out with a karate chop.
"All right, now how will we get in?" Sam said, rubbing her chin.
"I dunno, but we have to hurry or w-" But she didn't finish, she was sitting on the chute the men had loaded the capsules into. "I'm falling!!" She screamed.
"Good idea, Alex!" Hillary said, diving down the chute. The other spies followed and they landed in a room, a very odd room. The capsules were all hanging from the ceiling, every so often one would be taken away by a large mechanic arm.
"Follow that arm!!" Britney shouted.
"But shouldn't we, like, free these people?" Clover asked. Sam inspected the strange capsules.
"There's nothing to open it!"
"Well, follow that arm!!" Britney repeated. When the arm swooped down the grab a capsule, the girls hopped up and grabbed onto to it.
"AAH! Guys, I have motion sickness!" Clover shouted as the large arm swung them into another room. The spies jumped down just in time for the arm lowered into a strange machine.
"What in the world?" Sam said, walking over to the machine.
"Sammy, watch out!!" Alex screamed as the arm swung back over with a capsule in it's grasp. Sam slid out of the way as the claw dropped the capsule onto the conveyor belt.
"DE-BEAUTIFICATION PROCESS BEGINNING, SHIELD ON." A robotic voice said.
The capsule then slid through the first part of the machine, beeps and blares sounded as it passed through. When it came out of the other side, instead of a capsule, a naked woman came out, stiff as a board.
"AAAH! Enough nudies today!!" Alex screamed, shielding her eyes.
"That's my mom!!" Britney shouted, pointing to the blue haired woman on the conveyor belt. "I can't believe I thought nothing of it, she's been gone forever and I just thought she was traveling again!"
"I have to stop this, I can't let them de-beautify people!!" Sam said. She ran to the machine but was repelled back. Britney's mother went through the last part of the machine, more sounds blared from it. The spies watched in horror as Britney's once beautiful mother came out, dressed in tacky vintage clothing. But her style wasn't the only thing altered, her face looked like that of a witch.
A large wart protruded from her now banana length nose, a blue unibrow lay across her face like a caterpillar, and her butt was now the size of a small moon.
"We have to find Dr. Gibbersly…" Hillary said, clenching her orange leather covered fist.
"But, I'm already here!" Said a high voice. The girls turned around and saw a staircase leading to a door. In front of the door was a small woman in a white lab coat. He hair was two-toned, she had white gray hair on the sides but on the top was obviously a black man's toupee.
Dr. Gibbersly snapped her fingers and in an instant the girls were surrounded by thousands of muscle men.
"Thanks a lot, Diva…" Clover grumbled.
Sorry it took so long for this part but I've been reeeeeaaaaalllly busy, I just started Junior High! Anyway, I wanna thank all the people who reviewed! I got no flames, YAAY!! So don't expect 'Diva, Much' Chapter Three to come out really soon, it might take a while so be patient and always remember, Kaori loves ya!! Oh! And I'm also working on a 'Charmed' ficcy, so beware!!