A Pirates Life For Me

by Kagura Tora

Chapter Two: Kicking Undead Pirate Butt

Short Summary: What would happen if Kyo, Tohru, and Kagura landed in the middle of Pirates of the Caribbean? Lets find out shall we?

Kyo, Tohru, and Kagura started to head toward where they were assuming the Blacksmith's shop Will Turner worked at. Suddenly, Kagura saw Elizabeth being brought down to the Black Pearl. She raced after her, knowing it wouldn't hurt for Elizabeth to have a friend on board. Niether Kyo nor Tohru noticed her run away because Tohru found Will Turner. She saw him get hit on the head and she saw him fall to the ground. She nudged Kyo with her elbow and pointed to the pirate half blood. Kyo and Tohru grabbed Will under the armpits and brought him back to his workshop. When they reached the workshop, Tohru looked around. She couldn't find Kagura anywhere.

"Kyo, Kagura's missing. Can you go look for her?" she asked Orange Top.

"Sure, whatever." Kyo walked out in time to see Kagura jumping into a spare boat by the shore line to follow Elizabeth Swann. Soon he went back to the blacksmith shop.

"She's following Elizabeth Swann!"

"What?" asked Tohru, surprised.

"Who are you?" asked the man who Tohru had been trying to prop up for the last five minutes.

"Mr. Turner! You're awake!" exclaimed Tohru.

"Kyo Sohma," huffed Kyo. Tohru and Will could slightly hear Kyo mutter underhis breath, "Of all the movies to be sucked into, it had to be Pirates of the Caribbean."

"What's a movie?" asked Will.

"It's a thing on a TV screen that is generally one and a half to two and a half hours in length. It's like a moving picture," said Tohru without thinking.

The Tohru heard a voice mutter, "They haven't even heard of a silent film in that time period, how would they know what a TV was?" She whipped around to see a picture in a frame. It was Yuki watching TV.

"Can you hear me, Yuki?"

The rat jumped. Tohru was staring right at him.

"Um, yeah?"

"What do you suggest as a plan of action?" she asked Yuki, as if she was an army officer.

"Let's see, Kagura has successfully gotten onto the Pearl, and is with Elizabeth. You and that baka neko are with Will at the blacksmiths. Captain Jack Sparrow has not yet been sprung from his cell. Remember, it's a matter of leverage." Tohru just stared at Yuki like she was listening to a riddle she didn't understand.

"Tohru, he means we should get Jack Sparrow out of prison," the cat pointed out.

"Oh," muttered the girl.

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Kagura had climbed up the side of the boat and flipped over the rail. That is she flipped over the rail, and ended up on the deck of the ship next to Elizabeth Swann who had been trying to convince the pirates to leave Port Royal alone. She had been holding the medallion over the water, but Kagura had gotten in her way.

"Man, that was an annoying boat trip," she muttered, before noticing the girl and the bloody cursed pirates staring at her. "Crap! Now I have to deal with damn cursed pirates. What a wonderful life I lead!"

"Um, excuse me miss, but who are you?" asked Captain Barbosa.

"Oh, hi! My name is Kagura Sohma. And you all must be the infamous pirates of the Black Pearl. Hm...nice ship. It's awfully black is you ask me. You need to spice it up with color or something."

"What are you doing on this ship?"

"Oh, I'm a personal friend of Miss Sw--Turner. I came to keep her company. Anyway Elizabeth, give them that madallion, and um, leave Port Royal. Lets see, anything else. Can we be returned to shore now?"

"I'll meet you part way. You both stay on board, and we'll put Port Royal to our rudder."

"Drat! I thought it would work. I guess not. Looks like I'm gonna be kicking some undead pirate butt then."

"Huh?" responded Barbosa. Suddenly he had a foot flying toward his face.
A/N: Okay, I know this is short, but I had to update somewhat! I know you're waiting for more, I know! So show your support please! The more reviews the more encouragement I feel, and the more I know you're relying on me. Oh, and sorry if I make Will Turner sound a bit stupid, it's just, I'm not much of an Orlando Bloom fan. Okay, so that's not quite the right discription. I loath Orlando Bloom. I should stop now.