A Pirates Life For Me
by Kagura Tora
Chapter Three: Captain Kagura
Yuki watched as Kagura attacked every pirate that even came near her. Kagura was moving with a speed that made Kyo and Yuki's race when Yuki was sick look easy. Kagura was a blur. The next camera angle showed an unnerved Captain Barbosa, arms tied behind his back, sinking to the bottom of the ocean. He had the swords of all his crew tied to his ankles. Yuki knew that although one sword seemed light, 150 some odd swords weighed about the same as a cannon. Then the camera angle switched again, and Yuki once again saw the stupid cat and Tohru.
They were walking with Will Turner toward the jail that held Ja...sorry! CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. Somehow Tohru had convinced Will not to go critisize Commodor Norrington. It would hold him in a bad light to "future in-laws" as Tohru had put it. Will had made Tohru put on a different outfit. He had told her that someone would hang her for being immodest and showing her legs. That made Tohru squeak and immediately change. Where Will had found the clothes, Kyo was still wondering about. Yuki just sat on the couch laughing. (A/N: Yes, he's laughing at Tohru's reaction. In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not a huge Yuki fan so I'm kind of portraying him as evil. If it suits your intrest, you can pretend he forgot that it wasn't just a movie.)
Meanwhile, back on the Black Pearl, the crew was kneeling on one knee and showing support for Kagura. Kagura stared wide-eyed at the crew, while Elizabeth just stood there looking back and forth, completely confused. She had no idea what was going on. Then she kept her face straight and said, "Um, who exactly are you?"
"CUT!" Kagura heard someone yell. "Kagura, you weren't supposed to drown Geoffry! Get Orlando, Kyo, and Tohru over here! We need to get rescue crews out here. That's 150 swords and a key actor drowning in the bottom of the ocean!"
Kagura just stood there, eyes wide. Meanwhile, Yuki was watching the live feed from the scene. His plan had worked so incredibly well! They thought they had actually been there. He was laughing hystericly! Then he heard something like, "DAMN RAT!" He looked at the television screen where Kyo was scowling at the camera. Yuki just grinned. No one even noticed that Kagura had found Kyo and was hanging off of him. Or that's how it appeared. Yuki was equally surprised when only Tohru was actually shipped home.
A/N: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hey! If you are a big K/K pairing fan, check out chapter four when I post it! It will tell you what happened to the other two! HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHEHAHAEHAEHAEHAHEA!