Authors Note: I am SO sorry! It's been forever, and I feel awful (look at my bio and you'll SEE all the new fics I've wrote...check 'em out!)
Forgive me my dumplings!
Hehe.
So anyway:
Special thanks to:
Mrs. Wood Felton: I know! My baby Bran *cries* I adore him and can't stand to see him suffer so he'll be happy in this chappy.
OrioCookie: Boys just don't understand at all!
Professor Weasley: I was dying inside when that rocken' character died.
Elven Dagger: Yuppers.
Evol Norgara: I know, she's got two cuties! Alicia's just great
Quicksilver Fallen: Hammy! Yup yup.
KrazyReader: here it is.
Caroyln: You just love Binns, huh? Well, I do too! Thanks for all your other reviews too, btw.
ILoveVeggieTales: First of all, love your penname and second: thanks!
Hannirose: You never know!
Raindrops: It does twist and turn a lot but I'm going to try to keep this chappy pretty consistent.
ENJOY!
~*Been There Done That*~
7 AM:
Going down to breakfast in old wrinkled skirt and pumpkin juice stained shirt. Not lovely looking. Will pretend I look gorgeous although this is very difficult.
At least my nose is on center...I think...
Do not ask me why I am wearing old wrinkled skirt and stained shirt. I do believe it is 'anti-superficial' day in which case I will make sure my friends (and collective boyfriend) do not like me for my mere looks they must like me for...
dun dun
...my personality!
Isn't that a stupid idea?
7:30 AM:
At breakfast. Eating bountiful amounts of bagels and licking up cream cheese from willow table. Hey, it's yummy, don't bash what you don't know!
Alicia is going on and on about 'Marcus.'
"He is my light, when there is dark. He is my magic around muggles. He is my spaghetti when there is chocolate..."
She's awful.
I nodded and said...well, nothing! What is there to say that?
Oliver greeted me with very pleased 'Hammy!' And then 'what happened to your skirt?'
"It got happy," I said.
He rolled his eyes and went back to eating bacon and dipping it in maple syrup.
It was very yummy I do believe.
Off to Binn's!
9:13 AM:
At Binn's. He is quite high today I do believe. He's bustling about and saying:
"I love watching hippogriff's and goblin's snogging."
It's scary.
And then he drank his gin and tonic and said, "dear Katie can you help me express my feelings about hippogriffs and goblin's?"
I spit out my quill (don't ask me why it was in my mouth, I do not know) and then he said: "Never mind. Your skirt is wrinkled and your shirt is stained."
So I stood up on my desk and said "EXCUSE ME! I AM GORGEOUS ON THE INSIDE AND IN THE OUT!"
Bran clapped.
Binn's said, "well no."
And went back to talking.
Am very angry at Binn's for "out of line" comment.
10:11 AM:
Brief spat in library. Books. Lots of books.
With Alicia, Bran and Oliver.
Oliver is saying: "Hammy look there's a book about bacon! Are you scared? heh heh."
It was so very un-funny that I laughed anyway.
"Olive it's a book about people squishing olives are you scared? heh heh."
Alicia & Bran looked disturbed to say the least.
Alicia is whining about how "I should have brought Marcus" which only reminded Bran of Melanie (don't ask me how) he looked pretty happy though.
We were studying for out upcoming Charms test.
Fun stuff.
But it needed to be livened up.
So I jumped on the table and started waltzing.
The table broke.
And I fell.
On top of Oliver.
He squealed (I am not that heavy I am not that heavy!)
So I jumped off of him and said "heh heh."
He clutched his stomach "ow."
Alicia laughed "and you were trying to deprive ME of hotdogs. heh heh. No more bacon for Katie."
I scowled.
Today was not happy.
11:42 AM:
First I couldn't find my special pink inkwell and then I almost got killed by first years and it's just...bad
Simply bad.
I want to die and I want to drag Alicia along so we can have fun and get smashed in our afterlife.
With no mentions of ham, diet, Oliver, or any other sad things.
But yes.
I shall survive!
'Cause I have strong bones (Not BIG bones STRONG bones)
Rawr!
12:11 PM:
Lunch.
Sitting with the 'stupid Simons' we are called this because that's what Alicia's fat cat is called.
I am annoyed.
We are stupid, but we are not 'Simons.'
I mean there's a lot of wrongness in that.
I will never forgive this day!
Feel very justified in anger and or annoyance.
5:51 PM:
The day got worse.
For one, Oliver kissed my nose. Who kisses NOSES? That's just weird and abnormal and inhuman, I think it's like a giraffe thing or something.
Then he put olives on each of his fingers and said: "Look now there's 'eleven' Olives, get it? Heh heh. Say hullo to our children."
It was wrong.
Then I caught Bran talking to himself in a broom closet saying something about 'snogging the broom' and 'this broom has a nice figure.'
Was scared seeing friend in such awful state.
Hit him over head with broom.
Then Alicia went on and on about me and my supposed 'diet' stating: "If you get fat Oliver will hate you."
Like I was a turkey or something that needed to be basted and fattened up. Without the 'fattening up' bit...I think I've already had enough fattening up.
You see?
This day is sucking the life out of the world.
eh eh.
Not good.
8:01 PM:
So it's late.
And the day drags on and on and on.
I'm working on my Potion's composition.
All this talk of 'fungi' is scaring me. I hear Snape has fungus on his toes.
It's scary.
I bet his toes are real pale too.
I can't blame him...he never gets to skip about
Poor buddy.
11:52 PM:
Finally going to sleep.
Has been a very annoying/obnoxious/rude day filled with trial and "tribulations" (whatever that means.)
Mad at day.
Going to tell 'day' off.
Now I shall sleep and be happy in bliss!
Forgive me my dumplings!
Hehe.
So anyway:
Special thanks to:
Mrs. Wood Felton: I know! My baby Bran *cries* I adore him and can't stand to see him suffer so he'll be happy in this chappy.
OrioCookie: Boys just don't understand at all!
Professor Weasley: I was dying inside when that rocken' character died.
Elven Dagger: Yuppers.
Evol Norgara: I know, she's got two cuties! Alicia's just great
Quicksilver Fallen: Hammy! Yup yup.
KrazyReader: here it is.
Caroyln: You just love Binns, huh? Well, I do too! Thanks for all your other reviews too, btw.
ILoveVeggieTales: First of all, love your penname and second: thanks!
Hannirose: You never know!
Raindrops: It does twist and turn a lot but I'm going to try to keep this chappy pretty consistent.
ENJOY!
~*Been There Done That*~
7 AM:
Going down to breakfast in old wrinkled skirt and pumpkin juice stained shirt. Not lovely looking. Will pretend I look gorgeous although this is very difficult.
At least my nose is on center...I think...
Do not ask me why I am wearing old wrinkled skirt and stained shirt. I do believe it is 'anti-superficial' day in which case I will make sure my friends (and collective boyfriend) do not like me for my mere looks they must like me for...
dun dun
...my personality!
Isn't that a stupid idea?
7:30 AM:
At breakfast. Eating bountiful amounts of bagels and licking up cream cheese from willow table. Hey, it's yummy, don't bash what you don't know!
Alicia is going on and on about 'Marcus.'
"He is my light, when there is dark. He is my magic around muggles. He is my spaghetti when there is chocolate..."
She's awful.
I nodded and said...well, nothing! What is there to say that?
Oliver greeted me with very pleased 'Hammy!' And then 'what happened to your skirt?'
"It got happy," I said.
He rolled his eyes and went back to eating bacon and dipping it in maple syrup.
It was very yummy I do believe.
Off to Binn's!
9:13 AM:
At Binn's. He is quite high today I do believe. He's bustling about and saying:
"I love watching hippogriff's and goblin's snogging."
It's scary.
And then he drank his gin and tonic and said, "dear Katie can you help me express my feelings about hippogriffs and goblin's?"
I spit out my quill (don't ask me why it was in my mouth, I do not know) and then he said: "Never mind. Your skirt is wrinkled and your shirt is stained."
So I stood up on my desk and said "EXCUSE ME! I AM GORGEOUS ON THE INSIDE AND IN THE OUT!"
Bran clapped.
Binn's said, "well no."
And went back to talking.
Am very angry at Binn's for "out of line" comment.
10:11 AM:
Brief spat in library. Books. Lots of books.
With Alicia, Bran and Oliver.
Oliver is saying: "Hammy look there's a book about bacon! Are you scared? heh heh."
It was so very un-funny that I laughed anyway.
"Olive it's a book about people squishing olives are you scared? heh heh."
Alicia & Bran looked disturbed to say the least.
Alicia is whining about how "I should have brought Marcus" which only reminded Bran of Melanie (don't ask me how) he looked pretty happy though.
We were studying for out upcoming Charms test.
Fun stuff.
But it needed to be livened up.
So I jumped on the table and started waltzing.
The table broke.
And I fell.
On top of Oliver.
He squealed (I am not that heavy I am not that heavy!)
So I jumped off of him and said "heh heh."
He clutched his stomach "ow."
Alicia laughed "and you were trying to deprive ME of hotdogs. heh heh. No more bacon for Katie."
I scowled.
Today was not happy.
11:42 AM:
First I couldn't find my special pink inkwell and then I almost got killed by first years and it's just...bad
Simply bad.
I want to die and I want to drag Alicia along so we can have fun and get smashed in our afterlife.
With no mentions of ham, diet, Oliver, or any other sad things.
But yes.
I shall survive!
'Cause I have strong bones (Not BIG bones STRONG bones)
Rawr!
12:11 PM:
Lunch.
Sitting with the 'stupid Simons' we are called this because that's what Alicia's fat cat is called.
I am annoyed.
We are stupid, but we are not 'Simons.'
I mean there's a lot of wrongness in that.
I will never forgive this day!
Feel very justified in anger and or annoyance.
5:51 PM:
The day got worse.
For one, Oliver kissed my nose. Who kisses NOSES? That's just weird and abnormal and inhuman, I think it's like a giraffe thing or something.
Then he put olives on each of his fingers and said: "Look now there's 'eleven' Olives, get it? Heh heh. Say hullo to our children."
It was wrong.
Then I caught Bran talking to himself in a broom closet saying something about 'snogging the broom' and 'this broom has a nice figure.'
Was scared seeing friend in such awful state.
Hit him over head with broom.
Then Alicia went on and on about me and my supposed 'diet' stating: "If you get fat Oliver will hate you."
Like I was a turkey or something that needed to be basted and fattened up. Without the 'fattening up' bit...I think I've already had enough fattening up.
You see?
This day is sucking the life out of the world.
eh eh.
Not good.
8:01 PM:
So it's late.
And the day drags on and on and on.
I'm working on my Potion's composition.
All this talk of 'fungi' is scaring me. I hear Snape has fungus on his toes.
It's scary.
I bet his toes are real pale too.
I can't blame him...he never gets to skip about
Poor buddy.
11:52 PM:
Finally going to sleep.
Has been a very annoying/obnoxious/rude day filled with trial and "tribulations" (whatever that means.)
Mad at day.
Going to tell 'day' off.
Now I shall sleep and be happy in bliss!