A/N: Fair enough, almost no reviews for this chapter because I hadn't updated in a while… Maybe a better response this time? Well no real point in review responses this time, so I'll just say, thanks Trugeta. You're a damn loyal reviewer/reader. And I've got a new idea for a story, (much more humorous than any so far) but I don't want to risk it being done before I write it, so I won't talk about it.
Pandora's Legend
Chapter 5
Previous:
Chi-chi was taken aback, this man knew about the saiyans. Her eyes narrowed, he may not be friendly.
"So what is your objective concerning my son!"
"I am here to train him, to teach him the ways to bring out his powers, so the evil one can't defeat him, and destroy the universe. Your son, is the catalyst, the key element of the universe's survival, let alone earth."
Present:
Chi-chi stood there, her mouth agape, her expression aghast. Bardock looked expectantly at the woman, and then suddenly he felt a strong pain on his head.
"Oww, what the hell did you do that for woman!"
"No-one speaks like that to me!"
Chi-chi crossed her arms and put the frying pan away somewhere in her clothes while Gohan looked upon the scene with his hand behind his head, and a sweat drop running down the back of his head.
"Soooo… What's going on?"
Gohan turned his head, only too see his beautiful girlfriend.
"Umm, Bardock meet Videl, Videl meet Bardock, and supposedly he's here to train me…"
Videl stood blankly at the base of the stairs, and then suddenly burst out laughing.
"You're here… To train… Gohan… the… strongest person… in the… universe! Well as far as we know…"
Bardock looked angry, his fists tight.
"Yes I am here to train Gohan girl, you don't have to be stronger than one to train them, and I, unlike you weak female species, am strong! Stronger than you could ever imagine!"
Videl's eyes hardened, her laughing grin became a deadly scowl, and loose held hands became fists.
"Who are you calling weak! I am stronger than Goten, AND I'm human, the strongest human to ever be! Did you call your mother weak!? For bringing you up, and bearing you in her womb! How dare you call women weak! Your mother must be turning in her grave to hear you say such crap!"
Bardock raised an eyebrow.
"You chose your mate well, Chosen One, just like a saiyan woman, but nevertheless a woman."
Gohan glared at Bardock.
"She is as capable as I am, species OR gender is no limitation of strengths."
Bardock shrugged him off.
"Whatever boy, I'm just waiting here for the other chosen."
Gohan's glare remained on his face, his body protectively in front of Videl. Gohan heard a yawn behind him.
"What's going on mum? What's all the noise for? Did Dad eat your food again? Food? Why didn't you call me down! I'm huuungry."
Everyone in the room sweat dropped.
"No Goten there was no food, we just have a guest here, one I'm sure will leave here soon."
Chi-chi turned her head to glare at Bardock, who seemed cool, even though you couldn't see his eyes. Goten just shrugged and sat down on the couch. The strange silence was soon broken by the sound of knocking, then the sound of a door cracking, and then a door slamming against the floor, which was soon followed by an "Oops, Chi-chi's going to kill me."
"Uh, Chi-chi I'm home! Is food ready? I'm really hungry, and I'm sorry I broke the door again…"
Chi-chi just sweat dropped again.
"Goku we're in the living room!"
"The living room? That means no food! Aaww…"
At least three people slapped their foreheads in embarrassment.
"Heeeeey, you look familiar… Really familiar..."
"Same to you Wild Hair."
"That's the first time anyone's called me, usually it's Goku, Buffoon, Bottomless Pit, Dad or what Bulma's husband calls me. Well, nice to meet you!"
Goku put his hand forward, only for it not to be accepted. Goku shrugged, and took his hand back.
"Hey! Guess what Goten, I feel Trunks's ki coming this way, and his father's with him."
"Yaaaaaaaaaaay! Trunks is coming over, we can play tricks, eat, catch fish, eat, swim, eat, and spar! And then eat… And maybe Gohan will train us!!!! Well, Gohan?!"
Goten turned his puppy dog eyes on Gohan… Gohan laughed…
"Sure, only if mum doesn't need me…"
"No I don't, go ahead…"
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
"Hey Chi-chi, I'm starving, could you please make some food…"
"Yes, it's about breakfast time anyway…"
"Food!"
"Hey Videl, do you want to train as well, maybe we can put you up against Trunks this time?"
"Yeah, that'd be fun."
The living room soon emptied out, leaving only Bardock sitting on the couch. Ten minutes passed with his fists trembling, and his mouth scowling.
"………… HOW THE HELL DID YOU FORGET ME! YOU KNOW, THE ALL POWERFUL SAIYAN, WOMAN HATER!!!"
He soon felt that blunt pain on his head again.
"No-one screams in my house…"
----------
Damn humans, they weren't evil enough… Except those presidents, those presidents were choc full of evil, an evil-devourers dream. Now they were a treat… Too bad she had already eaten their dark spirits, the American one was specially tasty, followed by the English and Australian ones.(1) But the rest of the population left in the world, were all driven by this 'Save people's life' shit. She'd already killed all the truly evil people in the world… Maybe she could get into this 'TV business', it seemed to sprout a lot of evil. Nah, she was what she liked to call 'classic evil'; She didn't need this technology stuff. Damn teenager spirits, they always seemed to put these new age words into her vocabulary, like stuff. Urgh, what kind of idiot made that word colloquial!
What she needed was an evil vacuum, it's much faster, it does take time, eating evil souls, you have to eat each of them individually. But, she couldn't, she was classically evil, that means no technology. She sighed and got back to looking for those evil people.
----------
"Harpy! I brought my brat, to play with yours… He's outside; I'm going to spar with your idiot of a husband ok!? Do you know where the retard is?!"
"I'M NOT A HARPY! And he's up stairs, I'm sure you can sense his ki."
"Ok Harpy."
Damn, he hated that pain; he should have been further away.
"Goddamn! Why the hell did you go and do that!"
"I'm not a harpy, and my husband isn't a retard…"
Vegeta growled, and walked toward the stairs, before he saw someone sitting on the couch from the corner of his eye… He turned his head and stared…
"Bardock!? Is that you!?"
"My Prince!?"
----------
(1): Ok, I know the DBZ world is totally different from 'our' world, but I just couldn't resist.
A/N: Satisfied? I thought it was a decent length… But that might be me. I thought I might make this chapter a bit humorous. So… You know what to do… REVIEW!!!!