Rita Skeeter: Hello all you little people out there! I'm Rita Skeeter, beauty sensation, and you're watching Ruining People's Lives!
APPLAUSE
Rita: Now, in the last episode, we had Mr. Cornelius Fudge confront his wife that he no longer loved her, and that he had fallen for a mountain troll he like to call 'Betty'. I am pleased to announce that Mr. and Mrs. Fudge have divorced recently after the show, and that Mr. Fudge and Betty are now happily living somewhere in the Forbidden Forest.
APPLAUSE
Rita: Oh, thank you! That's enough...STOP CLAPPING! There, that's better. Now, our guests for today's show are Gregory Goyle and Vincent Crabbe. Come on out, you two gorillas – ahem – I mean gentlemen – sorry slip of the tongue.
Crabbe and Goyle come marching out on stage, proudly wearing vibrant, pink t-shirts, with the words 'Ruining Peoples Lives' glittered across the front. Rita hesitantly shakes their hands, and beckons them to sit down.
Rita: Hello boys! Welcome to the show, how are you today?
Crabbe: Fine
Goyle: Good
Rita: What?! No problems whatsoever?
Goyle: Uh... no
Rita: Then what are you doing on the show?
Crabbe: We heard something about a free buffet backstage
Rita: So, there's nothing wrong at all?
Goyle: Well...
Rita: Yes?
Goyle: This shirt is a little too tight. Who do you guys interview on the show? Fairies? I mean the largest size you have cannot be extra large!
Rita: Right. Well I'll look into that.
Crabbe: Where's the food?
Rita: There is no food!
Goyle: Then your commercial is a liar!
Rita: ...the commercial lies..?
Goyle: Yeah. It said every guest gets a free lunch! And I'm starving!
Rita: Too bad! This show is only meant for people who have problems!
Crabbe: Oh! Well why didn't you say so? We have problems!
Rita: Y-you do?
Goyle: Yeah. Now I remember why we came on the show Crabbe. I mean besides the food. We wanted Malfoy to stop treating us like his slaves.
Rita: Oh, I see...well lets bring out Mr. Malfoy!
APPLAUSE
The audience looks at the entry doors to find to security guards shove Malfoy through. He attempts to run out but they grab hold of him.
Malfoy: Get your hands off me! You filthy scum! This robe probably cost a year's worth of your salary!
Rita: Mr. Malfoy, will you kindly join us over here?
Malfoy: Oh, it's you...what do you want Skeeter? I thought the mudblood was keeping you captive in a glass jar or something..?
Rita: Shh! I'm trying to keep that on the DL, if you don't mind!
Malfoy: Whatever. Can I please go now? I have better things to do.
Rita: No, now sit – down!
Malfoy: Fine! Just wait 'til father hears about this...
Rita: Now Mr. Malfoy, I think you are familiar with Mr. Crabbe and Goyle?
Malfoy: What? Oh yeah, what do they want?
Crabbe: We're not your slaves Malfoy!
Goyle: You can't make us do your dirty work!
Crabbe: And even if you can, at least buy as some food afterwards
Malfoy: No! Never! Firstly, you have to do my chores, you're not useful for anything else. And secondly, you have money, buy your own food!
Goyle: B-b-but
Malfoy: No buts! Now we're leaving! C'mon.
Malfoy storms out of the room followed nervously by Crabbe and Golye.
Crabbe: Does this mean we don't get our free lunch?
Goyle: Guess not
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