I'm so bored... lol felt like writing this... its really stupid
Scooby Doo-
"Yo! Like what's happenin pepz" Ron/Shaggy squeked as he came into the room with Sirius (as a dog)/Scooby Doo. They were in the groovy Mystery inc Common room.
"Hello Shaggy" Hermione/Velma muttered adjusting the magnification on her microscope. Ron saw Ginny/Daffy and Harry/Fred making out on the couch.
"Whoah! Like get a room guys!" Ron said covering Sirius's eyes(lol sirius's inoccent eyes). Ginny and Harry pulled apart.
"She can't help my animal magnitism. I'm so cool" Harry said looking at Ginny. Ginny laughed and poofed up her hair. She glanced over at Hermione and gasped.
"Ohmigosh! Those shoes so don't go with that sweater Hermione!" (hehe)
Hermione slumped over and shrugged, still looking at her microscope. Just then a freaky deaky head that looked like Michael Jackson appeared in the common room fire and said,
"I've kidnapped dumbledore! MUHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Zoinks!" Ron screamed,"Jinkies!"Hermione gasped "Ruh Roh!" Sirius bellowed. Ginny and Harry were to busy making out to notice anything happend.
"Like Harry! Like what do we do?" Ron screamed in a high pitched voice. Harry looked up,
"Uhhh.... Let's split up and search for clues. Me and Ginny will stay here. I'm so cool" He turned back around and continued.
"Roh Kay!" Sirius saluted, and him, Ron and Hermione ran to the portrait hole.
An Hour Later
"According to my calculations, we're screwed" Hermione said pushing up her glasses, as she walked in the Common room with Ron behind her.
"Yeah dudes and dudettes! We like totally are!" Ron said, "Hey! like wheres Sirius?"
Just then Sirius crawled through the portrait, and started talking really fast. Harry said,
"My handsome ears can't understand you Sirius. I'm so cool"
"Rut Ri Rus Rrying Ro Ray Ras Rat Rumbridge Rid Rit!"
"Uh... ok"
"Whoa! like that's totally cool! Sirius is like trying to say that Umbridge did it!"
"But how did you know?" Ginny asked Sirius.
"Sirius, you silly old dog! I found out that it was her, you must have forgotten! im so cool" Harry said, and cast a memory spell on Sirius to forget.
"Wow, how did you do that?"Ginny asked checking her makeup.
"Uh... i dunno. But let's go unmask her and stuff. I'm so cool"
"According to my calculations, she's holding dumbledore hostage in hogsmeade" Hermione said, and did this crazy-ass spell that made Umbridge appear with Dumbledore infront of her. Hermione then stepped up and yanked on Dumbledores face,
"What the hell!" Dumbledore yelled as his hippie beard fell off.
"Oh sorry" Hermione gasped, and yanked on Umbridges face. Her mask fell off and there stood Malfoy.
Instantly the Ministry Of Groovy Magic appearated and cuffed Malfoy,
"You're goin to azkaban"
Malfoy gave a roar and yelled, "I WILL EAT YOU MYSTERY INC!"
The ministry dissaperated with Malfoy, and Rita Skeeter appeared, asking Harry how he did it.
"I used my good looks. im so cool"
Everyone starts laughing, and Harry recieves a million dollars for catching the culprit and being so cool.