Disclaimer: I don't own KND or any related titles. I do own some cheese. Yes, I am random.
"Aw, crud. Why do I get myself into these messes?"
"Numbuh 4, you always do this kind of stuff. It's your job."
It was yet another attempt to make the Kids Next Door T.E.R.F. (Throws Enemies Really Far)work and as usual Wally (aka Numbuh 4) was the subject to testing.
Hoagie (aka Numbuh 2) said, "Don't worry Numbuh 4, it shouldn't blow up this time."
"Yeah," Numbuh 4 said, "this time."
Nigel (aka Numbuh 1) asked, "All systems go?"
"All set," said Abby (aka Numbuh 5), "Numbuh 5 thinks this will actually work."
Kuki (aka Numbuh 3) giggled and said, "Good luck Numbuh 4."
Numbuh 4 blushed, "Aw, thanks Numbuh- AHHH!!!"
Numbuh 4 was flung into the air by the T.E.R.F.
"Oh, no," Numbuh 3 said, "he's heading straight for-"
"Numbuh 5 doesn't like where this is going," Numbuh 5 said.
"He's heading straight for the house of the Delightful Children from Down the Lane," Numbuh 1 realized.
"Aw, crud," Numbuh 4 said as he crashed through the wall and landed right in front of the DCFDTL.
"Hello, Wallabee," the five children said in monotone, "What a pleasant surprise! We weren't planning on destroying you today but we guess we can make an exception."
"Okay, first of all, never call me Wallabee. Second of all, if you weren't planning on destroying me couldn't you just leave me alone for today?"
Suddenly another wall came down and Numbuhs 1, 3, and 5 stood there with weapons.
"All right Delightful Dorks," said Numbuh 1, "prepare to go down."
"Hello, Nigel," the children said, "and the rest of the Kids Next Door."
"You leave Numbuh 4 alone," Numbuh 3 said, or face the wrath of my T.H.U.M.P.E.R."
Numbuh 3 started shooting teddybears at the Delightful Children and with help from Numbuhs 1 and 5, the DC were quickly brought down. The KND grabbed Numbuh 4 and took him to the plane Numbuh 2 was piloting and brought him back to the treehouse.
"Well I guess the T.E.R.F. works," said Numbuh 2, "Did you have a nice trip, Numbuh 4?"
"Oh, brother," said Numbuh 5.
"Yeah, whatever. I'm going to my room," Numbuh 4 mumbled.
That night he thought to himself, Man why do I have to deal with all this crud. I'm always the one who tests things out and does crazy stunts and gets hurt. Sometimes I wish I could live someone else's life. It'd probably be better than mine.
Numbuh 4 sat up. Didn't Numbuh 2 once say he was designing a machine that would do just that?
Numbuh 4 snuck out of his room into Numbuh 2's room where he was fast asleep. Numbuh 4 searched high and low but he couldn't find the designs, until he looked under the bed. There was a note attached saying no one should know about this machine.
Numbuh 4 decided he'd secretly build the machine and make it work. Two weeks and a lot of sweat later, it was completed.
Numbuh 4 strapped himself in and hit the button hoping it would work. Suddenly everything went black.
Numbuh 3 decided to visit Numbuh 4, who had been ignoring them for 2 weeks, and invite him to a tea party.
She opened his door. "Numbuh 4? Numbuh 4, where are you?"
But he was gone. He was going to try a new life using his machine.
Please R&R. I'd really like that. Also, I sold the cheese so I don't own that anymore either. Sorry.