Disclaimer: I don't own KND or Ed, Edd, n Eddy. But I got the cheese back.
A/N: Thank you all sooooooo much for your reviews. Stripified thanks for the swiss but I got my cheese back. I had a 90 day limited waranty.
Wally woke up slowly. His head hurt after a hard night's sleep. When he finally opened his eyes he saw three guys staring at him.
"Oh, Wally," one of them said, "We're glad your okay. It took you forever to wake up."
"Don't call me Wally," Wally said, "I am Numbuh 4 of the Kids Next Door."
"I say he hit his head last night," another spoke.
"Now Eddy, if that happened, he would have a bump," the first one said.
Eddy shrugged.
"Oh, no!" the third boy jumped onto Wally, "Wally has a boo-boo!"
"No Ed," the first boy said, "Get off of Wally."
"Sorry," Ed said.
"Where am I?" Wally asked.
"You are," Eddy said, "going to help me figure out a scam for today, Wally. Double D do you have any ideas?"
Double D scratched his chin in thought, "How about a coffee house?"
"Good idea," Ed jumped around the room.
"Coffee?!" Wally screamed, "Coffee is for stupid adults."
"Oh, don't worry Wally," Double D said, "I don't think there are any adults in this cartoon or this fanfic."
"What are you talking about?" Eddy asked, "There are adults in the next chapter."
"No there isn't," said Double D, "Just some high school kids."
"What about Chapter 5?" Ed asked, "Isn't there some old guy in it?"
Wally was very confused. Then he remembered what happened last night. He used Numbuh 2's designs to build a machine to give him a better life. He was living in a world with three guys named Ed, Edd, n Eddy.
"Well, let's get that coffee shop going," Eddy said, "If that's okay with Wally here."
Wally smiled, "Count me in."
Meanwhile at Sector V of KND headquarters, Numbuh 3 was frantically looking for Numbuh 4. Numbuh 5 walked up to her.
"What are you doing, Numbuh 3?" Numbuh 5 asked, "Where's Numbuh 4?"
"He's disapeared!" Numbuh 3 panicked, "I don't know where he is."
"All right, I'll go get Numbuh 1 and see what he'll do."
Numbuhs 1 and 2 were playing a game of cards when Numbuh 5 walked up to them. She explained the situation.
"He's gone?!" Numbuh 2 said in disbelief, "Where can he be?"
"Kids Next Door, search for clues in Numbuh 4's room," Numbuh 1 said.
They all went to Numbuh 4's room to see the large machine he built in the middle of the room.
"Oh, no," Numbuh 2 said, "Not my G.A.L. machine!"
Numbuh 5 chuckled, "G.A.L. machine?"
"Get A Life," Numbuh 2 explained, "It wasn't supposed to work. I kept the designs hidden because I was sure how to return if you didn't like your new life."
"So your saying Numbuh 4 built this?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"I guess so."
Numbuh 5 started laughing hysterically. "No really, who built it?"
"Look Double D, I can fly," Ed said as he flapped his arms.
"Ed, no!" Double D said, "It's too dangerous."
"But it'll be a good act for the coffee house," Ed shouted as he jumped off of the coffee house they were building.
"I don't understand how Ed could be stupid enough to try these stunts," Eddy whispered to Wally as Ed fell face first into the ground.
"Ha ha," Ed laughed, "The ground tastes like gravy."
"Oh, Ed," Double D chuckled as he put up the last wall to the coffee house, "All right Eddy. It's done."
Eddy put a sign on top of the house that said, The Eds and Wally Coffee House. Underneath in small print it said, Costs 25 cents to enter.
All the kids from the col-de-sac came over to the house interested in what the Eds and Wally have come up with next. Eddy stood in front of the house collecting quarters in a jar. Ed got his flying act ready and Double D and Wally got the "coffee" ready.
"I don't know Wally," Double D said, "I don't think mud tastes much like coffee."
"It was Eddy's idea," Wally explained, "What are we gonna do with the money we make?"
Double D's smiled, "Jawbreakers. I happen to have two in my pocket. Would you like one?"
"Uh sure." Wally took the piece of candy that was larger than his head. Double D stuffed it into his mouth and started chewing it. Wally mimicked.
Eddy walked up to them with a jar full of coins. He stared at them angrily seeing their humungus cheek filled with the sweet treat.
"I see how it is," he said, "Where did you get the jawbreakers?"
"Oh who cares," Wally said, drool dripping down his chin, "Just get us one less jawbreaker when you buy them. We'd be even."
"Good idea," Eddy said, "that would get me two more jawbreakers."
"Hey Eddy can I go onstage now," Ed called.
"Go ahead."
Ed laughed as he flapped his wings, jumped, and fell on his face. His sister, Sarah, was glad to see him getting hurt but her friend Jimmy closed his eyes saying, "I can't bare see this inhumanity."
"Jimmy this is great!"
Rolf said in his usual accent, "Where is this coffee that is in this house?"
"Right here, Rolf," Double D told him, "Everybody up."
All the kids ran up to get the "coffee." Double D shook tensly as he served the mud to Naz. Sarah grabbed the cup right out of Wally's hand. Johnny asked for two cups: one for him and one for plank. Kevin shrugged saying he was too cool for coffee while Jimmy was happy to be trying it for the first time. Rolf smelled the mud in happiness.
As soon as the mud touched their tounges they all spit it out. They started screaming at the Eds and Wally.
"Are you trying to kill us?"
"You dorks can make anything horrible."
"This is gross."
"Plank and me hate this."
"This was my first cup and it'll be my last."
"Rolf has tasted better coffee before."
The kids left the house taking the jar of cash from Eddy. As Ed jumped into the air again, Eddy said, "We need a new plan."
Wally left the house and sat on the sidewalk. Man what a cruddy life, he thought, All they do is stupid stuff to make money for candy. I wish I had Numbuh 2's machine to go somewhere else. I don't like it here.
Then everything around Wally changed. He suddenly was in a world where eyes, puzzles, rods, rings, and cards had magical powers.
Ah, a cliffhanger sort of. No it's not really. But go ahead submit a review. The cheese and I are waiting. (I'm sorry I'm scaring you aren't I?)