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Author's Note: LOL, that was fast. As I said, noooooo life. Obviously no reviews are up yet, so this is dedicated to my two hamsters, DOOP! and SHOOP!. (don't ask.) I wish I could live in their cage as a hamster... they have a huge habitrail that goes from my nightstand down to my desk with tons of platforms and wheels, and soon I'm getting a Crittertrail X tank to play with! Wheee! I'm retarded. And I really need some caffeine. Brb, I'm getting some tea and strawberry shortcake.
Harry Potter and the Star Guardians
Chapter Two
)Harry Potter(
Wow. Where am I? One minute I was reading my Gringotts letter, next I'm... here. Where is here, you might ask? I'm not sure, it looks like I'm standing on a small island in the middle of the ocean, with a big hill surrounded by trees. There is a large stone in front of me with the words 'Ege slan, t'or Tine na Forca, I h-ol a'dol ar-meg. I'l habur, t'or Alban na Seiodur, B-aldh ei a ni'al meg.'I am compelled to look up, and I see two figures, humanoid, but with big strange-shaped wings. They are flying here at very high speed...
OK, two minutes later, they are right in front of me staring at me. One seems to be a woman with long strands of hair tied with some strange black bark. She has a short sword in her belt and is wearing what looks like a muggle bikini made out of some silvery substance. Also, she has wings with straight fingers that spread straight from her shoulders. The other is a man with very short hair and he is clothed in gilded armor that only covers his torso and groin. In his hands he carries two long double-ended blades and his wing fingers come out of his upper back and spread off of each other. They are talking to each other in a strange but pretty-sounding language that I have never heard before.
OK, five minutes later, they are still... But they turn to me. "Harry James Potter. We have been waiting for you for almost a million years." Says the woman. I can guess I look pretty freaked out, because the man says "Don't worry, that's nothing for us... we are immortal." I manage a small "Are... are you angels?" The woman smiles. "We are the Star Guardians. We were created at the beginning of time to guide the wizard and witch population of the world. I am Tine na Forca, but you may call me Tin." The man steps closer. "I am Alban na Seiodur, but you can call me... um, Alban." Again, I speak so quiet it is almost a whisper "Where am I? Why have you brought me here?" "At the rise of every dark lord, we choose the one person with the capability to defeat him to bring here and train." Says Alban. Tine cuts in "Without this training they would never reach their full potential and they keep their new magic for the rest of their life. For Alenshalt it was Harold Douglas, for Grindlewald it was Albus Dumbledore, and for Voldemort, it is you." "You will train here for seven months. Don't worry though, for you it will be a night..." "Tine will train you magically and mentally, and I will train you physically and martially." They were talking like the Weasley twins. I said so. Tine laughed. When I asked her how she knew who they were, Alban said "We've been watching you ever since Voldemort marked you."
That night, before I slept, I asked how they monitored me. Alban answered "Through your dreams, of course. In dreams are random images of things that were in your day but you don't notice or think about. From those we can tell how your day was." I asked "So, if I'm here right now, you can create dreams?" "Yup." "How can I sleep in a dream?" "Easy, we give you a dream in a dream." "Tine?" She walked over. "Yes?" "Give me a really good dream." The last thing I saw before I slept was her smiling face.
THE NEXT MORNING...
I woke after a dream involving the Burrow, a big tree, Ginny, Ron, the Twins, and quidditch. It was really weird, but good nonetheless. Breakfast was something that looked like a pancake, but it was the colour of green tea. It was extremely good, to make an understatement. For my first day of training, Tine gave me a few spells and let me try them out, then lunch, and then Alban started me with swords for the afternoon, and then a set of blades just like his, which I proved to be a natural at. I only said that to give you a basic idea. Later, when I was almost done training, I would start to duel Tine (with her holding back a lot) and fight Alban with a variety of weapons (with him holding back a lot)
Well, there's my first day.
Notes: Well? How do ya like it? Weird, huh? I think it's too short, but... well, review! Your shortcake is waaaaaiiiiitiiiiing...
Author's Note: LOL, that was fast. As I said, noooooo life. Obviously no reviews are up yet, so this is dedicated to my two hamsters, DOOP! and SHOOP!. (don't ask.) I wish I could live in their cage as a hamster... they have a huge habitrail that goes from my nightstand down to my desk with tons of platforms and wheels, and soon I'm getting a Crittertrail X tank to play with! Wheee! I'm retarded. And I really need some caffeine. Brb, I'm getting some tea and strawberry shortcake.
Harry Potter and the Star Guardians
Chapter Two
)Harry Potter(
Wow. Where am I? One minute I was reading my Gringotts letter, next I'm... here. Where is here, you might ask? I'm not sure, it looks like I'm standing on a small island in the middle of the ocean, with a big hill surrounded by trees. There is a large stone in front of me with the words 'Ege slan, t'or Tine na Forca, I h-ol a'dol ar-meg. I'l habur, t'or Alban na Seiodur, B-aldh ei a ni'al meg.'I am compelled to look up, and I see two figures, humanoid, but with big strange-shaped wings. They are flying here at very high speed...
OK, two minutes later, they are right in front of me staring at me. One seems to be a woman with long strands of hair tied with some strange black bark. She has a short sword in her belt and is wearing what looks like a muggle bikini made out of some silvery substance. Also, she has wings with straight fingers that spread straight from her shoulders. The other is a man with very short hair and he is clothed in gilded armor that only covers his torso and groin. In his hands he carries two long double-ended blades and his wing fingers come out of his upper back and spread off of each other. They are talking to each other in a strange but pretty-sounding language that I have never heard before.
OK, five minutes later, they are still... But they turn to me. "Harry James Potter. We have been waiting for you for almost a million years." Says the woman. I can guess I look pretty freaked out, because the man says "Don't worry, that's nothing for us... we are immortal." I manage a small "Are... are you angels?" The woman smiles. "We are the Star Guardians. We were created at the beginning of time to guide the wizard and witch population of the world. I am Tine na Forca, but you may call me Tin." The man steps closer. "I am Alban na Seiodur, but you can call me... um, Alban." Again, I speak so quiet it is almost a whisper "Where am I? Why have you brought me here?" "At the rise of every dark lord, we choose the one person with the capability to defeat him to bring here and train." Says Alban. Tine cuts in "Without this training they would never reach their full potential and they keep their new magic for the rest of their life. For Alenshalt it was Harold Douglas, for Grindlewald it was Albus Dumbledore, and for Voldemort, it is you." "You will train here for seven months. Don't worry though, for you it will be a night..." "Tine will train you magically and mentally, and I will train you physically and martially." They were talking like the Weasley twins. I said so. Tine laughed. When I asked her how she knew who they were, Alban said "We've been watching you ever since Voldemort marked you."
That night, before I slept, I asked how they monitored me. Alban answered "Through your dreams, of course. In dreams are random images of things that were in your day but you don't notice or think about. From those we can tell how your day was." I asked "So, if I'm here right now, you can create dreams?" "Yup." "How can I sleep in a dream?" "Easy, we give you a dream in a dream." "Tine?" She walked over. "Yes?" "Give me a really good dream." The last thing I saw before I slept was her smiling face.
THE NEXT MORNING...
I woke after a dream involving the Burrow, a big tree, Ginny, Ron, the Twins, and quidditch. It was really weird, but good nonetheless. Breakfast was something that looked like a pancake, but it was the colour of green tea. It was extremely good, to make an understatement. For my first day of training, Tine gave me a few spells and let me try them out, then lunch, and then Alban started me with swords for the afternoon, and then a set of blades just like his, which I proved to be a natural at. I only said that to give you a basic idea. Later, when I was almost done training, I would start to duel Tine (with her holding back a lot) and fight Alban with a variety of weapons (with him holding back a lot)
Well, there's my first day.
Notes: Well? How do ya like it? Weird, huh? I think it's too short, but... well, review! Your shortcake is waaaaaiiiiitiiiiing...