Here it is: Requested about a bazillion times (Cweek) Invader Zim!
Disclaimer: I don't own KND or Invader Zim...
A/N: Okay that's just four days of school down, 176 to go. Not bad. -pats self on back- I finally get a day off so I can write my fic. Yay! This chapter is dedicated to my friend Ashley who loves GIR. Oh, yeah and.... Prep school's a lot harder than I thought. I'm at school Mon-Sat 8am-9pm. Yes I'm crazy but my school is cool. Sorry but my chapter might be a week apart now.
Ab rubbed her head.
"Where am I?" she wondered.
She looked over on the couch to see a dog watching T.V. It changed the channel. Wait a minute, she thought, dogs can't change channels. She stood up.
The dog looked at her. "Hi!" it said.
Ab took a step back. "Did you just talk to me?"
"Uh, no," the dog went back to watching T.V.
"Okay," Ab said, "That was strange."
Ab heard a strange noise. She looked up to see mechanical arms come out of the ceiling and grab her.
"HELP!!"
A boy heard her screams and crashed through the window.
"Ab, don't worry," he said, "I'll get you."
The boy jumped up and grabbed Ab, pulling her down and breaking the mechanical arms. The two of them ran out of the house and down the street into the boys house.
They walked through the hallway passing by a girl playing a video game (A/N: Right Dib's sister plays a video game all the time? I haven't seen the show since they canceled it on Nickelodeon. What's Dib's sister's name? -bangs head on the table-)
"By the way my name is Dib," the boy said.
"Uh, yeah," Ab said, "So what was up with that house I was in."
"Oh, that belongs to the evil alien Zim," Dib explained, "You must be new in town. Bad idea. Zim is trying to invade Earth and rule over it but I've been stopping him many times but he never seems to care because he thinks he'll rule one day but he won't because eventually everyone will believe he's an alien not just some deformed green child but you believe me right?"
"Uh," Ab raised an eyebrow, "Numbuh 5 thinks you're crazy."
"Numbuh 5?" Dib was confused, "Oh, you must be that new kid Ab Lincoln. People say she always talks in third person."
"What's wrong with talking in third person?" Ab wondered.
"Oh, nothing. Nothing at all," Dib said, "Anyways will you help me get rid of Zim."
"Ah, what the heck," Ab smiled, "I've got nothing better to do. I have to wait until my friends come pick me up from this life."
"Great," Dib grabbed Ab's hand, "Let's go."
"All right, Delightful Dorks," Numbuh 1 said, "Get out of here."
"Why?" the Delightfuls said.
"Because we're the Kids Next Door," Numbuh 4 screamed, "And we're gonna kick your butts!"
Firing teddy bears, mustard, gum, and lasers, the Kids Next Door brought the Delightful Children down. The Delightfuls ran away to plan another way to destroy KND.
"That was great work Numbuh 5," Numbuh 1said, "Uh, Numbuh 5?"
"Oh, no," Numbuh 3 ran over to the G.A.L. machine, "It's Numbuh 5's red hairband. You don't think..."
"So now Numbuh 5 is stuck in the machine," Numbuh 4 realized, "It looks like some one has to go and find her."
"I'll go."
(A/N: Help me oh muse! I have writers block!)
"Oh why does Abby have to go to school," Ab asked herself.
"Come on," Dib said, "This is where Zim is and if you can help me prove he's an evil alien, than maybe others will believe him."
"Well if no one believes you then why should I?" Ab wanted to know.
"Trust me," Dib said, "His disguise isn't that good."
The two walked into the school and took their seats. A green faced kid walked into the class room and sat down next to Ab.
"Watch out for Mrs. Bitters. (A/N: That's her name right? -kicks oneself-) She's kind of freaky," Dib told Ab, "Oh, and the green kid: that's Zim."
"And people don't think he's an alien?" Ab chuckled, "They're crazy!"
Where are the guys? Ab thought, They should have gotten here by now! Oh, can't I just go home? The world around Ab went black.
Okay so I've got like a bazillian votes for a 2/5 thing. I don't really like writing romance kind of things except for the fact that Wally's little crush thing is cute but I'm not really into the 3/4 thing cuz Numbuh 3's in her own world. But I was just curious about who you think should go after her so, read on! (don't forget to review!)