Disclaimer: If I owned this, I would probably write the seventh book something like this. But it's not going to be. Now that I actually know how rich J.K. is, I would be writing this in my $5,500,000 mansion on Trinity Ridge, (just north of Toronto) and I would get a BMW 730i, and...
Author's Note: Continuing with my weird dedications, this one is to my cousin Anne-Marie Robichaud because she just got engaged. Sorry I haven't posted for a while... been really busy. Grade 11 has much more homework than grade 10. Anyway, this is the birthday party chapter so look forward to many weird presents...
RupertRox: You know, I honestly couldn't stop smiling when I read that. You are my first reviewer and that definitely deserves 2 pieces of strawberry shortcake. PLOPPLOP I will read the Disappearance as soon as I get a chance to.
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Harry Potter and the Star Guardians
Chapter 7
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)Harry Potter(
Well, that looked interesting. Seeing that the dining table had dinner already set up, I plopped down at the head of the table and had a wonderful meal. And then came the cake. It was a masterpiece in itself... It was actually two cakes, one propped on columns dug into the bottom one, similar to a muggle wedding cake. The columns split and a candle propped out of each, already lit. I blew them out, and the candles themselves sucked back, but then the columns blew away, and the cake plopped down onto the bottom one. This set everyone at the table in hilarious fits of laughter, and it took 2 minutes before someone was sober enough to cut it. So after that, I said thanks to Molly for the food and cake, and she said "Not me to thank for the cake... Ginny here made it, I only helped with the columns and keeping her from licking all the icing off." So I turned to Ginny, who just blushed and said 'Yurwulcum...' because her mouth was still full of cake. I just stared at her for a second, couldn't figure out why. There was something different about her. Well, everyone was staring at me staring at Ginny staring at the ground where half her cake had just fallen. I think the want me to open presents, so I tear my gaze away and go to the other side of the field to the small wrapped mountain.
)Ginny Weasley(
My god, I'm turning into an 11-year-old... Harry just looks up to thank me for something and I blush and knock over half my cake. Crap! I'm still hungry! Well, he thought I was staring at the ground, but I was staring into those incredibly sexy emerald... No, scratch that. His eyes. Right. That's it.
)Harry Potter(
Seeing as I have too many presents to write about each one, I will only list the best of them.
From: Kingsley. Gift: Subscription to Auror Central Magazine
From: Prof. McGonagall. Gift: Animagus Helper books 1&2 (little does she know I'm a famanimagus...)
From: Prof. Dumbledore. Gift: Book: So, you have all this new power... what to do with it? (He's way too smart. Or maybe Tine & Alban told him. Either one.)
From: Charlie Weasley. Gift: A History of Dragons and their Relation to the Light and Dark Arts... (It goes on. Longest book title I've ever seen.)
From: Tonks. Gift: The helping glass: a mirror that tells you what you look good in, gives you fashion hints, etc.
From: Mr. and Mrs. Weasley: A promise to fix up Percy's old room for me. Cool!
From Moony. My god, he sure outdid Sirius. Twice as fast as the Firebolt, flies as high as a muggle plane, made out of the finest yew heartwood, and the best, most aerodynamic rosewood twigs... the RapidFlare X.
At the bottom of all the presents, there was a card from Tine and Alban, saying:
He is not a phoenix. The seeping will take place at the start of term. The ring is more than decoration. Be careful, Harry.
From: Tine na Forca and Alban na Seiodur
Kind of weird. However, Foel-gohn flew over to me and read the letter, and I swear I saw him smile. I turned to him questioningly, but he cocked his head and I saw his eyes glint yellow. I heard a voice in my head say "Well, what are you going to do about it?" and Foel-gohn disappeared in a burst of flame as Molly ushered Ron, Ginny, Hermione and I up to bed... there was an order meeting going on at Grimmauld Place. Ten minutes later, a small moth landed on the portkey to #12... and the moth was me.
Maybe I should explain what a famanimagus is. It is basically a multimagus, who can transform into a species of any type of animal in the animal kingdom. For Insects, I am a moth... Cats, I am a white cougar... Dogs, a dingo... Birds, a sandhill crane... Fish, a thresher shark... etc. But the coolest thing is magical animals... I have four magical animals: a red & gold phoenix, a white griffin, a green hippogriff, and a Scandinavian Emperor Dragon. In case you haven't heard of the latter, it is a silver and black dragon that lives in uninhabited Norwegian fjords. It is the size of a Ukranian Ironbelly, but it only weighs as much as a Peruvian Vipertooth. It also breathes white flames, and flies as fast and high as a RapidFlare X. I daresay that will come in handy.
Anyway, during the Order meeting they would have noticed me hiding in a corner, but not a moth perched on a wall sconce. It wasn't any good... only an update of things I know already. Instead of taking the portkey, Alban said "Fly there. You need the exercise." So I took my crane form until I got out of London, where I flew very high up and then transformed into my dragon form. I flew east for a while, then curved north a bit before I came to the village of Ottery-St.-Cloughterard, and got to the burrow just as they arrived by portkey. I flicked back to a moth and flew into Percy's... no, my room's open window, and plopped down on the bed. Foel-gohn was waiting for me. To my surprise, he opened his beak and started talking. "About that letter saying I wasn't a phoenix..." He started, and then slowly transformed into a 6-inch-high humanoid creature, with silver fur, huge yellow eyes, a large head, and bird-like wings. My jaw dropped. "It was right."
Notes: Whoo! Nice little twist at the end! It took me sooo long to write this because there was a few more blue heron in my backyard, and I had to go make my dog shut up because my parents are still sleeping. Well, I should be, it was 4:30 AM when I started this chapter.