Mark: Whats up my psychedelic friends?
Jon: Dude, do you even know what psychedelic means?
Mark: Not really, but it sounds cool!
Jon: You are an idiot, y'know that?
Mark: Yeah anyway sorry about taking so long to update, I've had a lot of stuff going on. School, football, moving up loony grandma, all that stuff. Anyway, I decided on something, this is a prequel to Life After Battle City! And after a few chapters, LABC will be retold, in a way that will not get it taken off the site by communistic punks! Wait, psychedelic is a drug related term, oh. IT STILL SOUNDS COOL!
Disclaimer: Werd, Mark doesn't own anything, at all.
CHAPTER 2! Yami's Adventures In the Afterlife! Along with cooties
When we last left Yami
"OUCH, OK OK OK YAMI JUST PUT THE SLEDGE DOWN!"
"So you'll send me back now punk?"
"YES, JUST STOP BEATING THE SH-T OUT OF ME!"
"Finally!"
At Ryou's house
'Okay, dis is important. I gotta win, for Serenity sake!'
"Got any threes ya white haired freak?"
"Go fish."
Jou: -.-
Bakura: )
Anzu: (/) () (/) ()
Everyone: O.O
Honda was slightly dumbstruck. "Well that was odd."
Suddenly a bright tube of light appeared in the room and the great Pharaoh materialized in the room.
Honda was slightly dumbstruck. "Well that was odd."
Bakura and Marik we're unhappy, "AH WE'RE UNHAPPY!"
Told ya.
"HA, I am back!"
Marik looked up, "How'd you get back?"
"I beat Ra over the head with a big hammer."
"Oh."
"How'd you two get back?"
"Plothole."
"Oh yea, damn wish I'd thought of that."
Ryou came out of the kitchen with an apron on and a pan of muffins, "Muffins anyone?"
Honda was slightly dumbstruck. "Well that was odd"
Ryou was slightly dumbstruck, then, "OMIGOD, HONDA'S GOTS COOTIES!"
Anzu, Yuugi, Yami, Bakura, Marik(yea, that's right, Marik), Jou, and Ryou all ran around the room screaming in uncharacteristically high girly voices that chanted HONDA'S GOTS COOTIES!
"Ah c'mon guys, I don't have cooties!"
"HONDA'S GOTS COOTIES!"
"GUYS, I'M COOTIELESS!"
HONDA'S GOTS COOTIES! HONDA'S GOTS COOTIES! HONDA'S GOTS COOTIES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"NO COOTIES!"
"YES COOTIES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES"
"NO!"
"YES!!!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
Honda put on a pouting face, "Ah man, not again, I'm going home." And with that Honda left. As soon as the door closed, everyone collapsed on the couches/recliners/floor. Yea, that's right, everyone had been argued with Honda in perfect sync.
"Ah, that always works." Ryou stated.
"Yeah." Everyone else chimed in unison.
Soon there was an unexpected knock on the door. Ryou, ever the accommodating and gracious host, got up and went to answer the door. "Who is it?"
"NO!" Bakura jumped on his former body-mate.
"BAKURA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR! THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO DO!"
"OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT ME TO DO, THAT'S WHY THEY KNOCKED ON MY DOOR!"
During the struggle, Anzu went to answer the door. "Hello?"
"Hello Anzu."
"OH ISIS!"
Anzu and Isis hugged, and Malik and Rishid were in the background though they soon came in.
Marik, went over and punched Malik in the arm. "Say, long time no see huh?"
"I really don't like you Marik, you corrupted me and took over my body!"
"Jeeze, someone holds a grudge." Marik then looked over at Rishid, who instead of greeting everyone else, was standing there unmoving for the most part. Marik fluttered over to Rishid with a goofy look on his face, "Whatsa matter mistew gwumpy gills?"
Everyone: O.O''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
"What? So I liked Finding Nemo? PUNKS!"
Honda was slightly dumbstruck. "Well that was odd."
Jou got a face fault, "AH DUDE DON'T SCARE ME LIKE DAT! Wait justa minute how'd ya get back in here?"
Ryou got an excited look on his face, "COOTIES!"
"Ah c'mon guys, I don't have cooties!"
"HONDA'S GOTS COOTIES!"
"GUYS, I'M COOTIELESS!"
HONDA'S GOTS COOTIES! HONDA'S GOTS COOTIES! HONDA'S GOTS COOTIES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"NO COOTIES!"
"YES COOTIES!"
"NO COOTIES!"
"YES COOTIES!"
"NO COOTIES!"
"YES COOTIES!"
"NO COOTIES!"
"YES COOTIES!"
"NO COOTIES!"
"YES COOTIES!"
"NO COOTIES!"
"YES COOTIES!"
"NO COOTIES!"
"YES COOTIES!"
"NO COOTIES!"
"YES COOTIES!"
"NO COOTIES!"
"YES COOTIES!"
"TO HELL WITH IT!" I'M LEAVING!"
Yami got flustered, "GOOD YOU COOTIE INFESTED RHINOCEROS-HEAD!"
"Ooooh, that was a real hard-hitter Pharaoh. You've almost made it to a third grade level." Bakura snickered.
"Bring it on Bakura!"
"Oh, we just got to puberty level!"
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGG!"
Mark: Well, sorry it's so short.
Jon: And it sucks so bad.
Mark: -.- You go to hell, you go to hell and you die. Anyway, next chapter will be longer, then I will attempt to rewrite the erased chapters of Life After Battle City. However, I will intentionally change some things, just because I can.
Pegasus: Oooh, your such a rebel Marky-boy. I like that.
Mark: O.O'''
Jou: Umm, Yea, review please.
ChibiObelisk: Yea, what blonde-O said.
Pegasus: Oooh, so cute! :picks up CO:
ChibiObelisk: Put me down infidel!