Mark: This is your Captain commanding all the fly honnies to say OOOH OOOH!

Fly honnies: OOOH OOOH!

Jon: When you have to steal jokes from Sealab2021 it's pretty sad.

Mark: ...

Jon: Yea.

Mark: Anyway, here is the next chapter of Legends Never Die, and then the newest, latest, greatest, new and improved, digitally remastered, editors edition of Life After Battle City will be released! Except, y'know, they'll be in this story, and it will be, after pretty much everything, not just battle city, yea.

Disclaimer: Mark doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Sealab 2021, or any of those characters. He does however own George.

CHAPTER 3 Alcohol, it's more fun that water!

At Ryou's house, 20 minutes after the Ishtars had arrived...

"PASS ME A BEER!"

"HeY I WaNnA WaTcH ThaT THErE ShOw!"

"Honda, dats a not a T.V., it's a cactus."

"It SuRe TaStEs LiKe A CiNnAmOn RoLl!"

"OH WOW I SEE WHY THEY CALLED YOU PHARAOH!"

"YEA, hic, I BET THAT PRETTY EGYPTIAN ASS LIKES THAT HUH?"

"YAMI WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT, hic, TERRORIST WHORE?"

"HEY AnzU It'S ALL GOOD!"

SMACK

In the kitchen...

Ryou looked over at Malik discustedly, "Why did you bring beer? Of all the stupid things, you give alcohol TO THE YUUGI-TASHI?"

Malik didn't even get his head out of the fridge, "Yeah, why not?"

"Why can't you just see the humor in it hikari?"

"Why can't I WHAT? HONDA IS EATING MY CACTUS, YAMI AND ISIS ARE DOING THINGS MARK SHOULDN'T TYPE IN A PG-13 STORY, WHICH IS LEAVING ANZU HEARTBROKEN, HONDA IS EATING MY CACTUS, KATSUYA JUST TOOK A DUMP BEHIND MY CURTAINS, AND RISHID IS IN THE BATHROOM TRYING TO ARMWRESTLE MY TOLIET!"

"Yeah, like Bakura said Ryou, why can't you just see the humor?"

At this point Bakura passed out from menstruati, er, I mean uh, frustration yea, yea that's it.

In Ryou's bathroom...

"YOU WANNA DO SOMETHIN ABOUT IT HUH?"

"OH WHAT YOUR TO GOOD FOR ME?"

"OH MAN YOU ARE CRUSIN FOR A BRUSIN NOW!"

"Dude, I'm a fucking toilet."

"... THE SHITER TALKS!"

"Eh, hem, My name is George, George Elifritz Toiletousm but my college buddys called me Toilet."

In the living room...

"PHARAOH! The mean little, hic, Japanese schoolgirl just called me a terrorist whore."

"Now Anzu, hic, Isis is not a terrorist."

"YAMI, I love you! Not HER!"

"OH get over it!"

Anzu: O.O :sniff: T0T WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the kitchen...

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

"huh?" both Bakura and Marik look up, then rush into the living room.

In the living room, again...

Bakura and Marik: WHATS WRONG MY PRECIOUS ANZU?

"Mean Yami chose Isis over me, WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Bakura and Marik went over and comforted Anzu, not like that, but it's not that they were nice guys they just wanted some ass.

In the bathroom...

"I see, I see, so you just didn't get enough attention as a child is that it Rishid?"

"THAT'S IT EXACTLY! Wow toilet you know exactly what I'm thinking."

"Well, lets say I've, umm, 'MET' a lot of people in my line of 'WORK' and umm, people tend to talk over their problems while they 'DEPOSIT THEIR FECES INTO MY MOUTH' so I know a lot about the human psyche."

"Wow Toilet, your cool man, your wanna be my best friend?"

"Seeing as I have nothing better to do, and my days consist of eating shit, literally, and watching Bakura stroke his piece while talking about Yami, SURE!"

"AWESOME, LET'S GO HIT A BAR!"

In the living room...

"OH NO YOUR NOT TOUCHING ANZU WITH ANY OF YOUR NASTY TOYS MARIK!"

"SAYS WHO BAKURA?"

"SAYS ME!"

"Hey guys."

"Yeah Malik?" the quarrelers answered in unison.

"Anzu left 30 minutes ago, she's not here anymore."

Bakura and Marik: -.-''''''''''''''''''''

Yami and Isis: :come out of a backroom:

"Wow, pharaoh you were great."

"Yea, I was."

"What?"

"I mean, um, geese fly in flocks."

"Oh pharaoh, your all-knowing wisdom doth smith me!"

"Da, Pharoaohth, hath no ideath whath dath hell you just saidith!"

Ryou stumbled into the living room, having regained consciousness, "Closing time, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

"Yea, we're gonna jet, right Honda?"

"Sure thing pal! I'll just put some of this cactus in a doggy bag."

"Oh, right, well it is midnight isn't it," Isis commented, "Well, anyway I came here to tell everyone we moved to Domino, so see ya!"

"Hey wait for me sis!"

"Hey wait for me hikari's sis!"

"I'm coming." Rishid said as he walked down the stairs, out the door, and into the car with the rest of them.

"Well, I'd better get back to the game shop."

"Nice seeing you again Yami."

"I'm gonna use your bodily fluids to boil my steak some day Pharaoh."

"See you later donkey raping shit eater."

"Well, since I've got nowhere else to go, guess I'll stay here with you." Bakura said, as he hoped on the couch.

Ryou was too tired to argue, "Whatever, I'm going to hit the sack." And with that Ryou went up to brush his teeth and go to bed.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TOILET?"

Bakura chuckled.

At the game shop...

Yami, accompanied by Yugi, who had left whenever he heard that alcohol would be involved, (his legs were so short Yami caught up with him easily) entered the Game Shop.

"Grandpa, I'm home, and Yami's back from the dea-MY VIRGIN EYES!" Yugi screeched.

"OH MY RA, MY UN-VIRGIN EYES!" Yami bellowed.

"Oh, Yugi, I didn't expect you to be home so soon, meet my special friend."

"Hello Yugi-boy and Yami-boy."

"This is just wrong..."

"Grandpa how could you?"

"Hehe, I don't know my boy, uh, Pegasus could you hand me my bra? Thanks."

Jon: O.O

Mark: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, so for those of you who read Life After Battle City that should explain some stuff that I never thought I would have explained, but oh well.

Malik: Walk like and Egyptian.

Mark: review please!