"You will not order me around, woman! I shall do as I please." Vegeta pushed his way past his aqua-haired girlfriend and out the kitchen.

"Please, Vegeta!!! It's just Goku! I know you don't like him, but—"

"But nothing!" Vegeta interrupted, "I refuse to sit at the same table as that...that BAKA!" Vegeta was about to leave, but he suddenly noticed the look Bulma had on her face. Her lower lip was quivering and she was making puppy-dog eyes.

Vegeta cursed her for being able to manipulate him like that. Try as he might, Vegeta could not turn away. He just had to give her what she wanted.

"Fine, woman..." He muttered under his breath, "I'll eat lunch with you and Kakarott. But you had better not disturb my training for any other reason AT ALL today!"

"Agreed!" Bulma was jumping up and down gleefully.

Vegeta just sneered at her antics, leaving her to go train.

12:30...

Bulma knocked on the door of the gravity room. It powered down, and then Vegeta opened the door with a sour look on his face.

"Cheer up, Vegeta. I made your favorite! Let's go. Goku should be here soon."

Minutes later Vegeta sat at the kitchen table propping his head up with his right hand and drumming his fingers on the table with his left. He was dreading the moment his supposed 'arch-nemesis' was to arrive.

Bulma set all the food down at the table, and then looked at her watch. "Goku's five minutes late." She said.

Vegeta inwardly prayed that Kakarott wouldn't show up at all.

All of a sudden... "Hiya, Bulma!" Vegeta heard Goku's cheery, idiotic voice from behind him, and started muttering obscenities in his native language under his breath.

Goku sat down next to Vegeta, who scooted his chair closer to Bulma's.

"Here comes the main course!" Bulma put on her oven mitts and removed her casserole from the oven, setting it down on the table.

Goku started pigging out the second food touched his plate. Vegeta just looked at him with disgust, and scooted farther away as not to get hit with any flying vegetables or meatballs that accidentally missed Goku's mouth.

Bulma, still standing, and Vegeta, still sitting, paused for a while to stare at Goku.

Little did they know that a small spider was slowly lowering itself down from the ceiling towards the table where the three were eating lunch.

The blue and red spider landed on Vegeta's bare wrist. Goku was the first to notice it, and he stopped eating.

He tried to warn Vegeta, but his mouth was so full of food that he wasn't making any sense. "Whhhere's waaaa wider on wor wist!!!!!" He cried.

"What?" Bulma and Vegeta asked in unison.

Goku repeated himself, sounding even more urgent. "Whhhere's waaaa wider on woorrr wwwiiissstt!!!!!!!"

Bulma and Vegeta looked at each other, confused. Suddenly Bulma looked down and saw the arachnid.

"YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed in terror, pointing to Vegeta's wrist.

Vegeta slowly looked down and saw the strangest eight-legged creature he'd ever seen in his life. Unfortunately, he was too late. The spider sank its fangs into Vegeta's flesh.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BITING MEEEEEEEE!!!! WHAT IS IT???!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" As Vegeta began to freak out, so did Goku and Bulma. He stood up, knocking over the table and shaking his hand wildly. The food spilled to the floor and the spider flew up into the air...and landed on Goku's shirt.

"DAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku cried, falling backwards in his seat, "ICKY ICKY ICKY SPIDER!!! GET IT OFF!!!! HELP BULMA, HELP!!!!"

Unfortunately for Goku, Bulma was just as afraid of spiders as he was.

"MOMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bulma screamed. Seconds later, Bunny Briefs came running in to see what was the matter.

"Oh my goodness, what's going on in here?" She asked. Bulma and Vegeta, cowering against the opposite wall, pointed to Goku's shirt.

"Sillies!" She giggled, grabbing a paper towel and scooping up the spider off of a terrified Goku. "It's just an eensy, weensy little spider."

"IT BIT MEEEE!!!" Vegeta cried, nursing the wound. "OWEEE OWEEEE OWEEEEE OWEEEE OWEEE!!!!!!!!"

Bunny brought the spider outside and released it into her flower garden.