Author's Note: Just in case my readers aren't yet aware of it, I love slapstick. I do drama as well and other fluff stuff like that. In response to yet ANOTHER reviewers request, I have made Ch. 3 EVEN LONGER than Ch. 2, so here ya'll are. I usually do short chapters 'cause I'm lazy, but I give in easily to peer pressure as you can see. I'm likely to give in to any request, unless I think it's REALLY stupid. Areiko, I'm not so sure that you're right that Vegeta wouldn't freak out about a spider. I can totally see it happening. I have to admit I was shocked when I saw the episode where Goku, Almighty Super Saiyan warrior, started panicking over needles. People can shock you with what they are and aren't capable of doing. Oh, and one more thing, Duck has been forgiven for his/her strange comment. Proceed.

Author's Confession: One other thing guys, I feel really bad for being so mean to Goku...wait wait...um, no...no, I don't. Never mind. He's a baka. On with the story...

Vegeta was curled up into a fetal position with his tail wrapped protectively around him, hugging his knees to his chest. "No...please...get them off...ow...biting...must rid world...evil spi-spiders...uhnnn ...ZZZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz...no, please...don't wanna be a...icky spider...ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZ...stupid ...Kakarott ...crackpot... Krackapott...I'll crack a...pot over...head...baka...zzzzzzz..." He muttered in his sleep.

"You mean he's been doing this all night?" Asked Goku, feeling even more ashamed of his actions the day before. He was standing next to Vegeta's bed.

"Yeah, he's never slept this long. I'm kinda worried." Replied Bulma, pausing. "But it is nice to have some peace and quiet around here for once."

"Really? You mean something GOOD came out of this? I should scare Vegeta more often... Is this why you haven't told Chi Chi yet? 'Cause you're not mad at me anymore?" Goku smiled sweetly at her.

"Oh, yeah! I forgot to do that. Thanks for the reminder. I'll go take care of that right now. WATCH VEGETA!" She ordered, leaving to go use the kitchen phone.

"BULMA!!!!" Goku cried, blue-faced and hopping up and down in distress.

She just proceeded down the stairs and into the kitchen without even looking back.

Goku sank down onto the floor and scooted backwards until his back was against the wall, whining to himself about mean blue-haired people and scary wives. He hugged his knees and hid his face in them.

In the kitchen...

"That's right, Chi Chi! He was VERY bad last night! Vegeta STILL hasn't woken up!...uh huh...uh huh...yeah. Good. I'm relying on you to set him straight. Okay, thanks. Yeah, buhbye." Bulma put down the receiver.

By the time she returned to the bedroom, Goku was still on the floor hugging his knees and rocking back and forth, whimpering in a high voice. "I'M A BAD PERSON!!! WAHHH!!!" He started to sob.

"Don't you give me those crocodile tears, Goku! Get your butt off the floor and you head straight home now! Chi Chi's waiting for you and if you're not home in twenty minutes, you're in BIG trouble, mister!" She pointed towards the door.

He slowly pulled himself to his feet, looking all depressed and crap in an attempt to get some sympathy (which, may I say, did not work in the least). "M-May I apologize to V-Vegeta before I g-go.... (bottom lip quivering) p-please... (voice cracking) it'd make me feel b-b-better...(sniffle)"

"Well let's see now..." Bulma began with a hint of sarcasm, "I don't know if you've noticed, Goku, but Vegeta isn't exactly responsive right now. Hmmm? Now I wonder who's fault that could be?"

"It's okay...i-if he d-d-doesn't respond...it'd still m-make m-me f-f-feel b-better...WAAHHHHH!!!!!" Once again, he began to sob like the whiney little baby he was.

Bulma immediately stuffed a balled-up pair of socks in his mouth. "Okay, fine! Apologize, but you had better hurry up and get home before twenty minutes is up! Chi Chi's got a timer!" Bulma warned.

Goku spat out the sock and gulped. Twenty minutes until his execution, he stood at the foot of the V-man's bed and prepared to execute a long speech about how very, very, very sorry he was at the moment (and would be in twenty minutes).

Vegeta had stopped muttering in his sleep and had now taken to sucking his tail. Goku found that somewhat distracting. "Um, Bulma? Do you think you could...you know..." He gestured for her to remove the tail from the mouth.

She did so, but the sleeping Saiyan immediately stuck in his thumb as a backup. Bulma was about to remove that too, but Goku just told her not to worry about it.

After taking a deep breath in preparation for the speech, Goku began. "Well 'Geta, I guess...I g-guess you were right about me...all along you were right about me. I am a...a...a baka. Try to understand, your Royal Royal Highness, 'cause it's not my fault!! I was hit on the head when I was just a widdle baby and...well, you might say quite a few brain cells met their...met their demise that day (sniffle). Oh, it was a sad day, Vegeta! I even n-named them...but I forgot all their names because they weren't there to help me remember. PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!" He sobbed. Bulma was crying too at this point.

Just then Vegeta started to move around in his sleep. He took his thumb out of his mouth, and started muttering things again. Then, all of a sudden, "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! DON'T LET THE SPIDERS GET ME!!!! BULMA!!!!! KAKAROTT!!!!" He shot up out of bed in an attempt to flee from the venomous spiders of his nightmare.

"DAAHHHHH!!!" Cried a shocked Goku, blue-faced and with his eyes bulging out. He jolted backwards in terror, tripped, and then proceeded to land on his ass.

Suddenly Vegeta, who was sitting up in bed with his eyes still closed, quieted down and curled back up on the mattress like a kitty-cat, still asleep. He even purred.

"Oh, isn't that cute!" Bulma said to Goku, who was lying on the floor convulsing from the outburst. His hair was disheveled and a large sweat drop was forming on his forehead.

Suddenly Vegeta's eyes popped open. The first thing he saw was Bulma's happy face smiling down at him. He immediately sat up and grabbed the front of her shirt, bringing her face down to his level. "Bulma!! I just had the worst nightmare EVER!!!!!"

Before she could answer, Vegeta noticed movement in the corner of his eye, and he turned his head to see what it was. He saw Goku lying on the ground looking like he had just wrestled with a hurricane. He started to snicker evilly. "Heh heh heh... What happened to that baka? Heh heh...heh..."

"Um, it's kind of a...a long story. Um, yeah." Bulma replied.

"I don't have time for long stories! Look how late it is. I NEVER sleep this late. Come on, baka. We're going to spar." Vegeta stood up and snatched Goku by the shirt, dragging him out the bedroom door.

"S-spiders...don't let the...Bulma...noooo..." Goku murmured with his eyes wide open, stumbling down the stairs as Vegeta dragged him along.

"What are you moaning about, Kakarott? I don't have time for your cowardice! Get over your pathetic little fears NOW or face my wrath." He dragged Goku out to the Gravitron, opened the door, and threw the baka inside.

Goku got up from the floor and shook his head. He had finally snapped out of it, but now he had no idea how he got inside the gravity room. "I wonder what's going on?" He thought aloud, staring at the control panel.

"What do you THINK is going on, BAKA!! We're training! Now shut up and get your stupid baka self into battle mode!" Vegeta strutted over to the control panel about to turn on the gravity.

"VEGETA!!! YOU'RE OKAY!!!!" He dashed toward the Saiyan Prince and tackled him in a big bear hug.

Vegeta desperately tried to escape the iron grip of his nemesis, but was failing miserably. His feet couldn't reach the floor, so he tried to kick Goku, but found himself in a bad position to attempt such an attack. What's worse, his air supply was being cut off as Goku squeezed the oxygen out of his lungs.

"CHI CHI'S NOT GONNA KILL ME, LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!!" Sang the newly rejoiced Saiyan warrior. He put Vegeta back down on his feet and started dancing with him.

"What the...?" Vegeta tried to pull away, but was unable to avoid the graceful twirls of Goku's merry little shindig. "Kakarott!!! Your Prince demands that you release him AT ONCE!!!!"

Goku, however, was too busy counting steps and humming along. Unfortunately, the poor Prince's pleas went unheard. "KAKAROTT!!!!!!!!!"

Suddenly Goku remembered something and his eyes popped wide open. "OH MY GOD VEGETA, I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING!!!!!!" He released (or should I say 'dropped') the smaller Saiyan, who tripped backwards and landed flat on his ass.

"OWWW!!!!! BAKA!!!!" Vegeta roared in indignation.

"VEGETA OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO TRY SOMETHING JUST TRUST ME ON THIS OKAY!!!!!!!!!" He snagged Vegeta's wrist and pulled him to his feet.

"NEVER DO THAT TO ME EVER, EVER AGAIN BAKA!!!!!" Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs, enraged by the humiliation of it all.

"Okay, I'm sorry." Goku stated bluntly, trying to look innocent.

The rage inside Vegeta was becoming so intense that his entire body was trembling wildly and his tail was twitching back and forth in agitation.

"CALM DOWN VEGETA I WANNA TRY SOMETHING WITH YOU OKAY!!!!! If you don't calm down I'll start dancing with you again." Goku warned, eyeing Vegeta.

Vegeta immediately shut up in hope of evading further humiliation.

"Now do exactly as I do." Goku instructed. He held out his open hand with the palm facing up, and then pressed his middle and ring finger down onto his palm.

"Are you trying to teach me a new technique, Kakarott?"

"Um...yeah. I can't actually do it, but you might be able to. Try it!"

Vegeta held up his hand in the exact same way Goku had, and then pressed his middle and ring finger down onto his palm.

THWIP! A long white strand shot from Vegeta's wrist and stuck to the back of the launch seats in front of the control panel.

"WHAT THE FUCK??!!!!" Vegeta yanked his hand back in shock. His great strength caused the launch seats to break off from the foundation attaching them to the floor.

The heavy metal seats flew straight at the two Saiyans. They both panicked, but Vegeta's fear instantly translated into movement, unlike Goku's. The Saiyan Prince instantly flipped up to the ceiling of the Gravitron and stuck there. Goku, however, required a little time to get into battle mode, and was therefore unfortunately clobbered by the flying titanium seats.

"OH MY GOD WHAT'S GOING ON KAKAROTT I'M NOT USING MY KI!!!!!!" Vegeta cried, looking down only to find that there was no Kakarott. "KAKAROTT WHERE ARE YOU??!!!!!!!

He heard a muffled voice, and turned his head only to find that Goku had been crushed against the far wall by the flying titanium seats, making what one might refer to as a 'Goku sandwich.'

Suddenly Bulma burst into the gravity room. "GOKU, WHERE ARE YOU?!!! CHI CHI CALLED AND MAN ARE YOU IN TROUBLE NOW!!!!....huh?" She looked around, but spotted no Saiyans. Boy, was she in for a BEEEEEG surprise...