I'm crazy sometimes, but I really think that this song is talking about Ellie from Jurassic Park without me changing the lyrics. (It has the general idea, anyway). I just made it Ellie – specific. Not changed much...
Goslin
1985: Parody
Woo-hoo-hoo
Woo-hoo-hoo
Ellie just hit the wall
She used to have it all
One fossil a day
Husbands a little gay
Alan went out the door
When she turned twenty four
Only been with one man
(Mark)
What happen to her plan?
She was gonna be a Bot'nist
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of Crichton's car
Her big college de-gree, is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing, has been, alright
Since (John)Hammond, and InGen
Way before The Lost World
There was Dodgson, and Ian
And Grant was still in love with her
Her two kids, in grade school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woo-hoo-hoo
1985
Woo-hoo-hoo
She knows all his classics
She knows every line
Congo, Jurassic Park,
Even The Timeline
She rocked out to plants!
Not a very big Spielberg fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran
Where's the dinosaurs with indigestion?
And who's the undergrad studying with Alan?
When did reality, become a movie?
What ever happen to Badlands, Dig sites
In her dreams she sees...
Hammond, and InGen
Way before The Lost World
There was Dodgson, and Ian
And Grant was still in love with her
Her two kids, in grade school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woo-hoo-hoo
She hates time, make it stop
When did Rex become a scavenger?
And when did Goldblum become an actor?
Please make this stop!
Stop!
Stop!
And bring back
Hammond, and InGen
Way before The Lost World
There was Dodgson, and Ian
And Grant was still in love with her
Her two kids, in grade school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
With 1985
(John) Hammond, and InGen
Way before The Lost World
There was Dodgson, and Ian
And Grant was still in love with her
Her two kids, in grade school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985