Title: Try Something New, They said
Chapter: Prologue
Rated: P-13 for language, and pure craziness.
Warning: There is lots of OOC in this fic, and lots of nonsense.
Summary: Something new can be both good and bad, but usually you're screwed. Sanzo learns the hard way.
Disclaimer: Why do I have to put this? It makes me so sad! ;; Oh well, I'll say it anyway; I don't own Saiyuki, or the characters, BUT I do own the story, because, well, who else would write such a crappy fic?
"Sanzooooo!! We never go anywhere fun!" Goku wailed. The small saru tugged childishly at the priests' robes, looking into his sullen violet eyes, pleading.
"I suppose it could be fun, going out somewhere...Try something new, Sanzo!" Hakkai ventured on the idea. Goku flashed Hakkai a grateful grin, and turned back to Sanzo, changing his grin to a pout.
Sanzo averted his gaze from the golden eyes fixated on him; he couldn't stand those adorable eyes being used sadly. He sighed nonchalantly, and pushed his bangs that were blocking his vision. "And just where do you request we go?" Sanzo stammered. "N-not that we'll go there because you want to go. I'm just curious WHERE in the world you could ever want to go."
Goku jumped up and cheered. "Hooray! Sankyuu Sanzo! ARIGATO!" Goku jumped on Sanzo's lap and smiled contently (which received some uncomfortable shifting from Sanzo). "Hmm..." Goku thought for a minute, dumbstruck. He never decided WHERE to go, just wanted to go somewhere... going anywhere with him would be heaven. Then it came to him: "The Zoo! C'mon, let's go to the zoo!!"
A certain brown haired golden eyed monkey god received a punch (knocking him off Sanzo's lap, onto the ground) and a glare from a certain crimson haired half youkai. "Shaadup you! Don't waste our one chance to go somewhere fun on something lame, bakasaru!"
"Itai...." Goku moaned.
"Then what do you want to do, Gojyo?" Sanzo sneered.
Gojyo seemed delighted at Sanzo's question, due to the wide, perverted grin that spread across his face. "I say we go to a strip club! ::wink::"
Gojyo was greeted by a fan-whacking from Sanzo, an uneasy smile from Hakkai, and a confused Goku.
"Strip... club? What's that?" Goku seemed innocently confused at what Gojyo said, which made Sanzo smile...for a few precious seconds, only to be replaced by a mean frown.
"Damn corrupted monk..." Gojyo rubbed his head where Sanzo had hit himagain, for corrupting the mind of his cute little pet.
"A-ha! I know what we should do!" Hakkai exclaimed. "Let's go to the movies!"
Everyone nodded their heads in agreement, except Sanzo. Sanzo sweatdropped. "Uh.. Hakkai..." Sanzo stepped forward, his body almost touching Hakkai, and leaned in even close to his ear, and said in a small whisper, "What are 'the movies'?"
The outcome of Sanzo's question: Two faints, and one smile.
Hakkai carefully explained, in a way that would tell Sanzo what he needed to hear, without him getting mad and start to shoot people. "Well... I guess that seems alright..." Sanzo said thoughtfully.
"WAI!"
-end of prologue-
Authors Notes: Another piece of crap by me...gomen nasai!! This chapter is so short! The other chapters will be here shortly (hopefully) and will be MUCH longer, I promise Please review (you can go on and on about how I should stop writing fics! Or maybe some good hearted criticism?)!! XD It'll make me EVER so happy (or, as much as possible considering who I am)