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A/N: I've started a story (I think it's more of a pathetic attempt) that's sort of like a biography of Sirius Black. It's called "Siriusly Me" … And I'm thinking of changing my pen name from SIRIUSly UnSuRe to SiRiUSLiE potter …. But if you add my stories to your favorites list…you can keep me forever and ever. =]

Chapter Ten: Stalking Lily

            James had been pathetically trying to become a ladies man. It wasn't working. So he narrowed his goal down and was trying to become a Lily's man. That was working. He kept writing frantically in his "Stalking Lily Journal". And Lily noticed. She wanted to know what was in that journal.

            "Bella, I need your help."

            "Sure, Lils. What's up?"

            "Can you sneak into the boys dorm and get me that book Potter is always writing in?"

            "Ah, our innocent little Lily is becoming quite a naughty girl!"

            "Oh please!"

            "Why do you wanna know what James writes in there?"

            "Uh…Well…there's this Muggle book. Called Harriet the Spy. And Harriet keeps this journal and writes crap about all the people she knows. (A/N: ive never read this book, so im just guessing) I wanna know what crap Potter is writing about me."

            "How come I have to go up there and get it?"

            "Because you would love to see those boys in their boxers, and since you and Remus are going out, it gives you a reason to be up there!"

            "Dammit…ok. Wait here."

            And Bella snuck into the dorm. Lucky for her, it was full.

            "Bella? What are you doing here?" Remus shot her a quizzical look.

            "Err…just wanted to let you know I love you." And she batted her long eyelashes.

            Remus blushed, but replied, "I love you too."

            "So…uhmm…what are you all looking at?" Bella looked over at James.

            Bella didn't need him to answer. It was his journal. Peter, Remus, and Sirius had all been reading it along with James.

            "Can I see?"

            James gave her a glare and said "NO!" at the same time Remus had said "Yes."

            James glared at Remus too. "And why would I let her see?"

            "She's Lily's friend."

            "So?" James said blankly.

            "THINK! She is Lily's friend. She knows about Lily. You don't. She can help you learn more about Lily."

            "Oh…right. Well, Bells? Whaddaya say?"

            "I say never call me Bells again."

            "Ok."

            "And I say sure."

            "WOO! Thanks Bells-a!"

            "But not now. I wanna get a bite to eat write now. Maybe tomorrow? No classes."

            "Ok. Later Bells-a! Thank you!"

            Lily was already having dinner in the Great Hall when Bella came.

            "So, Bella?"

            "Erm…the boys were all in there, so I couldn't get it."

            "Then what you took so long?"

            "Remus wanted to talk."

            "Oh. Okay…Hey!"

            "What?"

            "Did you just pull my hair?"

            "No…OW! Did you just pinch me?"

            A giggling James Potter, hiding under his invisibility cloak, had been taunting Lily and Bella. But now he had to work. He needed to stalk Lily. He giggled again. This time, the girls heard him, and his cloak came off. Lily saw the book in his hand, and ran off to a girls bathroom. Groaning, James and Bella took after her.

            "Wait here," said Bella. "I'll get her out, and then you grab the book."

            "Thanks…Bells-a"

            And Bella went inside the little girls room, and tried to persuade Lily to come out. Bella grabbed the book, and ran out of the bathroom, handing it to James, who, also, took off.

            Furious, Lily headed back to her dorm.

            Cheerful, James headed back to his dorm. Sure, he had been scared for a minute there, thinking Lily would read his journal thing, but he was happy. Lily actually wanted to know what he had been writing. He wrote another entry, and called it a night, even though it was only nine.

            When James awoke…his journal was gone. This journal thing is causing me a lot of trouble. I hope Lily didn't take it…

            "Sirius! Wake up! Where's my journal thing?"

            "Mmph…?"

            "Wake up, you stupid oaf, and help me find it!" James was yelling hysterically.

            A loud snore told James Sirius was still asleep.

            Bella, huffing and puffing, came bursting into the dorm.

            "Lily-has-journal!"

            James screamed. (A/N: I love it when boys scream!" "EEEEEEEK!"

            "No-wait-you-don't-wanna-go-in-there-James."

            "Why not?" James tried to go down the staircase.

            Finally awake, Sirius answered that question. "Cuz you don't wanna see what's in there."

            "IN WHERE? LILY IS GONNA FIND OUT I'm STALKING HER, AND YOU ALL ARE GIBBERING ABOUT HOW I SHOULDN'T SEE A GIRLS DORM?"

            "Not-just-girls-dorm…girls-bathroom-Lily-is-in-bathroom" Bella was still huffing and puffing.

            "I DON'T CARE! I DON'T WANT HER TO READ THAT STUFF!"

            When James got into the bathroom, Lily wasn't there, but there was a box of pads. With wings.