The Quibbler

First Edition, Part One

Irish Quidditch Team Found With Questionable Mammals p.1

Owner of Flourish & Blotts Charged With Having Centaur Servents p.2

Timmy the Troll Astounds Professors p.4

Man Attacked By A Woozle p.6

Quibbler Creature Advice p.7

p.1

Irish Quidditch Team Found With Questionable Mammals

Everyone knows that the Irish Quidditch team has the best chasers. They're talented, they're a team and they wouldn't do anything against the rules.

OR WOULD THEY?

At the last Quidditch match against Romania something horrible was discovered. Romanian chaser, Reno Dominick was fouled by a rabid chinchilla that flew from the broom of Irish chaser, Greg Troy. Dominick sustained mild injuries but a recent test has discovered that the chinchilla in question, was in fact rabid.

"He could have been seriously hurt," says Ruby Hendal, who witnessed the whole thing. "I have always supported Romania and have always been suspicious of the Irish. The Ministry of Magic should step in and see that the Irish are no longer allowed to have a team. I am extremely disturbed that the referee did not do his usual rabid mammal check and I will be writing a letter of extreme disappointment to the head of Magical Games and Sports."

p.2

Owner of Flourish & Blotts Charged With Having Centaur Servents

Flourish & Blotts is the nice little wizading book store in Diagon Alley. They supply mostly Hogwarts students with every book they need for the school year. No one would think that they were doing anything slightly wrong.

OR WERE THEY?

Regeus Romaldin, the owner of the wizarding shop, was discovered with a centaur employe in the back of his shop. The centaur in question was clearly under the Imperious Curse. Ms. Fieona Pollen from the Magical Creature's Rigths Society was on the scene immediatly.

"It is clearly written in our pledge that we will not let the Ministry abuse and mis-use magical creatures." she says as she looks at the poor centaur. "I can not imagine who would capture a defenseless centaur and make such a small brained animal work in a book shop. I am hoping that people will stand up for the poor centaur's rights and that Mr. Romaldin will be taken away by the Dementors to Azkaban for such a sick crime."

Mr. Romaldin is currently being interogated by the Ministry and his sentence will be confirmed any day now.

Well, the other stories will be in the next chapter because I want REVIEWS FIRST! Hope you enjoyed this. These are probably the least humorous of the the others. Once again, REVIEW!!!