The Quibbler

Second Edition, Part One

Auron From Final Fantasy X Dead and Unsent p.1

Muggle Boy Beaten With Ugly Stick p. 3

Tacky Shorts Maul Witches p.5

Muggle Writer Becomes Addicted To Video Game p.6

Quibbler Creature Advice p.7

p.1

Auron From Final Fantasy X Dead and Unsent

In a story relating to the one on page six, only people who have played the Muggle Final Fantasy games will know what we are talking about.

Auron is headstrong, wise, and has a natural ass-kicking ability. 10 years have passed since he guarded his friend Braska on his pilgrimage. He was sad, broken, but still remained to fufil a promise to old friends. Nothing could have changed in 10 years.

OR COULD IT?

Recent reports have shown that a number of people do not even pay attention to the game, but those who do, have some surprising news.

"Yups, he's dead alright." Says player Tina Pitt. "He wouldn't go into the Farplane, people keep making remarks about him healing so quickly, and plus, he knows EVERYTHING! Dead people know everything! But no one will believe me!"

For more on the addictive game, turn to page six.

p. 3

Muggle Boy Beaten With Ugly Stick

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Dillion. Now, Dillion was like all the other guys, stupid, could only focus on one thing and loves dumb blondes. Dillion was normal alright.

OR WAS HE?

People who are not on the Muggle drug called 'crack' insist that this boy had a run-in with a very large ugly stick who beat him.

"JUST LOOK AT HIM!" screams Pittina, Dillion's girlfriend's best friend. "Lauren and Kristen are out of their minds! His face is out of proportion and he's in Special Ed! OH, somebody MUST have hexed these two!"

For more on Ugly Beating, refer to our Creature Guide

Well, you guessed it, I'm the one who is addicted to Final Fantasy X.....it's such a cool game!!!! Right now, I'm training to fight Lady Yunalesca, who might I add, is in fact, a bitch. But anway, I strayed from it long enough to update so REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR I will summon Lunor!!! (bahamut) ((That's pronounced LU-NWOR))

REVIEW YE PANSIES!!