Random Humorous YYH Story – Ch. 2: I Never

Disclaimer: Don't own YYH or most of the plot. I only own Reah.

blah change of scenes/dream/flashback

italics Reah's thoughts.

Hey everyone! Ok, I just wanted to thank LaDy PeRiGrIn and FireNeko for reviewing this story. Thank you so much! Um, I'm sorry I haven't updated this yet, but I got inspiration for a new story and kind of forgot about this chapter.

Anyway, I'll give you the summary of the last chapter. Reah met everyone, found out what a sleepover was, and beat Kuwabara at arm wrestling twice. Now they're playing I Never. Who will win?

Chapter 2: Games

Yusuke tossed sodas to Hiei, Kurama, Kuwabara, Shishi, Touya, Suzuki, Jin, Rinku, Chu, Shizuru, and Reah.

"Ok, who wants to go first?" asked Yusuke.

"I'll go first!" said Kuwabara. "I never kissed a frog." Hiei rolled his eyes. Suzuki took a sip. Reah took a sip.

"I'll go next," said Shizuru. "I never kissed a cat."

"Do cat demons count?" asked Kurama.

"No." Kuwabara took a sip.

"I never killed anyone," said Reah. Everyone but Shizuru at least finished their first can and started a second.

"I've never been kissed by anyone of the opposite gender who wasn't in my family." Kurama, Shishi, and Chu drank heavily, Hiei, Suzuki, Jin, Touya, and Shizuru took a sip.

"I never saw anyone completely naked before."

"Do babies count?"

"No." Kurama and Shishi finished their second and third cans, Chu finished his second.

This went on for about half an hour. In end Reah won because she almost never had to take a sip. She didn't even finish a single can.

"So what do we do now?" asked Kuwabara.

"Well we could play strip poker – "began Yusuke.

"NO!" shouted everyone else in unison except Yukina and Reah, who both looked confused.

"How about we play Truth or Dare?" suggested Keiko.

"That's a wonderful idea!" agreed Botan. "Who wants to play?"

"How do you play?" asked Yukina.

"Well, we take turns asking a person truth or dare. If the person chooses truth, then that person has to answer a question truthfully. If they choose dare, they have to do something that they wouldn't normally do," replied Botan.

"Oh." Everyone decided to play. Yusuke started.

"Ok Kuwabara, truth or dare?" asked Yusuke.

"I'm no wimp! Dare," replied Kuwabara.

"Okay, I dare you to go outside and kiss the first adult you see," dared Yusuke.

Kuwabara returned five minutes later, slightly green. It had turned out that he had kissed a drunk gay man, who promptly asked Kuwabara to marry him. The result was not pretty and shall not be described.

"Okay let's see...Hiei, truth or dare?" asked Kuwabara.

"Hn. Dare."

"I dare you to kiss Botan," Kuwabara declared.

"Baka," he said, and flitted over and pecked Botan lightly on the cheek.

"Reah, truth or dare," he asked.

"Um...truth," she decided, slightly confused.

"Are you really Suzuki's student?" She nodded. That was almost too easy, she thought. She looked at the clock and realized that it was time to go to bed. She stood up.

"It's getting late. I should be heading to bed," she told everyone.

"But Reah, it's only nine o'clock," protested Botan.

"Yeah, and besides, it's your turn," added Yusuke.

"Well...alright," Reah conceded. "I'll play my turn, but after that I need to go to bed." She looked around for a victim, and spotted one.

"Kurama, truth or dare," she asked.

"Dare," he replied. She thought for a moment, and suddenly came up with something.

"I dare you to wear a dress for the rest of the evening," she said.

"Oh! I think I left one here," said Botan, excited. "Wait just one moment." She came back with a bright pink summer dress with big light green flowers printed on it. Stifling laughs as she looked at Kurama, Reah bid everyone goodnight and went upstairs.

As she was about to go to bed, she noticed a note on her pillow. She read it and frowned. It read:

I WiLl FiNd AnD KiLl AlL YoUr FrIeNdS AnD ThEn KiLl YoU FoR YoUr CrImEs. YoU CaNnOt RuN. YoU CaNnOt HiDe.

End of Chapter

Okay, the chapter isn't very long, but this is a filler chapter, so please be patient. If any of my few loyal readers would like to, I'd love to get ideas. Chances are, if you send me an idea, I'll probably end up using it the story somehow.

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