The Announcer Dude was watching a fact-based movie called "Lorenzo's Oil", wondering if the father was played by Tim Allen with a mondo-funky Italian accent, until some bald guy named Kevin ran into the office and said "Hey! We're going to do another show! Five minutes!" The Announcer Dude knocked the mini TV off the desk along with the box of Kleenex and his funky GBA SP that had Super Mario Advance 5 and reached for his Microphone of Spooky Doom.

"Welcome to 'Whose Line is it Anyway', the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! A² plus B² equals Capt. Falcon!" said the Announcer Dude. The camera panned to him, who pretended to cower in fear. "Error 404: Page not found! It's Roy!" The camera panned over to him, who had a lit match and a possessed look on his face. "Please R&R! It's Marth!" The camera panned to him, who was reading a music sheet. "And this game and characters are copyrighted by Fox McCloud!" The camera panned to him, who was... picking his nose.

"Howdy, folks!" called Crazy Hand. He floated to the desk and rested there.

"OH NO!!! NOT YOU TOO!!!" screamed the Smashers in fear.

"Relax, I'm not uptight like my brother", reassured Crazy Hand. The others sighed in relief. "Anyway, welcome to the show. The points don't matter, like my brother's sense of humor." The audience laughed at this. "First game is 'Whose Line is it?'. Yes, we really do have a game like that. This is for Marth and Roy."

They came to the desk and got the lines, then they stuffed them into their pockets.

"Now they have to act out a scene while using these lines. The scene is they are doing campus cleaning because they were late. Take it away!"

Marth and Roy pretended to pick up trash with the Imaginary Trash Picker-Upper with the Imaginary Trash Can.

"This is all your fault!" huffed Marth.

"My fault?" Roy asked quietly.

"Yes! You made us late! This morning, I kept telling you--" Marth pulled out a line and read it. "'Please stand for the Pledge of Allegiance'."

"I did! You just didn't tell me when to stop!" protested the redhead.

"So you're blaming me for our tardiness?" asked Marth.

"Uh-huh! I told you last night--" Roy pulled out a line and read it. "'You think I'm paranoid, don't you?'"

"Well, you are! Last night you were running around screaming--" Marth pulled out a line and read it. "'Hack! Slash! Seize them, you fools!'" The audience laughed at this line.

"This is what you do, Mr. I'm-not-paranoid! 'Oh my God! You killed Kenny!'" Roy said in Kyle's voice when he read that line.

"You thought that he was a spy!" sniffled Marth. "I remember the last thing he said before you ended his life", Marth said while trying to keep a straight face. "'I think he said house crud.'" Crazy Hand buzzed them out and they went back to their seats.

"A thousand points to the late Kenny!" announced the host. "Now for everyone's favorite game! 'Party Quirks'! This is for all of you. Roy will be the host and the others will be weird people! Yay! Now begin."

Roy went to and fro, pretending to put all the party snacks on the table. "This party will be the bomb!" exclaimed the frenzied Mamkute. Ding-dong! "Ooh! People!" The doorbell rang repeatedly and Roy dashed over to open the door. Marth walked in, who was a driving teacher with a student.

"H-H-Hello? AAAAAHHH!!! SLOW DOWN!!!" screamed the prince as he gripped onto the "dashboard".

"Good-evening-pal. How-are--" Roy started to say slowly.

"PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT'S IN FRONT!!!" Marth screamed.

"Okie--" But before Roy could finish, the doorbell rang again. "Hi!" Roy said after opening the door.

Fox, who was a Yaoi fangirl, walked in and said "Hey there!". He "wrote" down stuff on a "notepad". "You two make a cute couple!" said Fox as he pointed to Roy and Marth.

"BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL!!!" Marth shrieked, his voice starting to get hoarse.

"Awww... You're so high-strung. Cute bishie!" squealed Fox.

The doorbell rang and Roy opened the door to Capt. Falcon. "Hi!"

Capt. Falcon, who believed that the readers were plotting against him, glared at the readers and muttered "Umm... 'ello."

"Welcome to the party! We have chips and salsa and soda and--" Roy started to say but got interrupted by Capt. Falcon.

"I know what you're up to!" the racer said as he got really close to the camera. "I can see through your little games. I know what you're doing."

"Err... Are you ok?" Roy asked meekly with an animé sweatdrop.

"No, we're NOT ok! You're a danger to us all!" cried Marth.

Capt. Falcon pointed to the readers and screamed "No, they are a danger to me!"

Fox squealed and said "A Marth/Falcon slash! Slashy, slashy, slashy, slashy..."

"YOU'RE BEHIND ALL OF THIS! I can prove it!" Capt. Falcon exclaimed to Fox.

"Roy, do you know who they are?" asked Crazy Hand.

"Marth is more high-strung than normal--" said Roy.

"Teenagers! Bah!" Marth said with disgust as he stepped out of the "car".

"A driving teacher?" asked Roy. He got buzzed for the answer.

"What about Fox?" asked Crazy Hand.

"I've got another idea! Kai and Kai's grandpa!" Fox said stupidly with a stupid grin on his face.

Roy's eyes grew wide with fear and he cried "ACK! Yaoi fangirl!" He got buzzed for the answer again.

"Fox is against me, she is against me, THEY ALL ARE AGAINST ME!!!" screamed Capt. Falcon as he pointed to all the readers.

"You think that the readers are against you?" asked Roy. He got buzzed for the answer.

"Yes! A thousand points to the plotting readers! Now it's for 'Weird Newscasters'! This is for all of you. Marth and Roy, you'll be the anchors. Roy, you are the South Park kids. Capt. Falcon, you are Edgar Allen Poe. Oh, and you're doing sports. Fox, you are doing weather while playing DDR on heavy mode. Begin!" said Crazy Hand.

The "Weird Newscasters" theme played as the camera panned to the anchormen.

"Welcome to the 12:14 PM news! I'm Marth and this is Roy. Top story: period 5 of Driver Education will do a computer interactive lesson. Roy?"

Roy, who was the South Park kids, said in Kyle's voice "The class is doing an interactive lesson--" He switched to Cartman's voice and continued "--which I'll be sleepin' through cuz it's a bunch of--" For Kenny, Roy covered his mouth and continued to talk.

"Riiiiight", said Marth.

"And right now... Wendy is across the other side of the room from me..." Roy said in Stan's voice. He pretended to throw up, which is what Stan does whenever he's with Wendy.

"And there you have it! Now it's time for sports with Capt. Falcon! Cappie?"

Capt. Falcon cleared his throat and said in a dramatic, depressed tone "Today was a dreary day for the Dodgers. They lost another game. Will they get out of their slump? Quote the raven..." He then spoke in a parrot voice, "'Nevermore'." In his normal voice, he continued while switching for the raven's quote. "Football was not good at all today. They lost and lost again. Will they ever win? Quote the raven... 'Nevermore'." Cappie pretended to hear something and he was in a panic. He headed up into the audience, who were all surprised. "THE OLD MAN IS STILL ALIVE! EVEN THOUGH I HAVE KILLED HIM OFF AND HIS EVIL EYE! I CAN HEAR HIS HEART BEATING!!!" screamed Capt. Falcon. He went back on stage and pretended to faint. The audience appluded for the act.

"I'm glad that he's not alive today or else he'd sue Cappie's patootie..." mumbled Marth. "And there's sports! Now's for the weather with Fox!"

Fox, who was played DDR on heavy mode, was panting heavily and jumping around. "Today is a hot day here in Antarctica! Gah! What's with all the arrows coming?! Do I look like an octopus?! No... No... AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" Fox tripped over his feet and fell over. "Done with weather..." Fox said in a dazed voice.

"And there's today's news! Thank you and read responsibly! Don't drink and read or else your keyboard'll get all sticky!" said Marth. They all got buzzed out.

"3 thousand points for Marth! Why, why is all the rum gone? Anyways, time for the wonderful game, 'Scenes From a Hat'! This is for all of you! Now, before the show, we had the audience write down suggestions for scenes. We take only ones appropriate for a PG fic and place them into this hat! First one up for bid is... 'What the band comp judges are really thinking'", said Crazy Hand.

Roy went up and started to giggle like a fool. "That tuba player is a girly-boy!" He then started to laugh even harder. He got buzzed out and went back to the left (his right). Marth greeted Roy with a swift kick.

"Hey, we should send in this tape of this band to 'America's Funniest Home Videos' because that clarinetist ran into and knocked over those two color guards! I'll be rich!" cried Capt. Falcon. He got buzzed out and went to the right (his left).

"Whaddya mean these aren't the Denver Broncos?! What a rip-off!" Marth threw his hands up in defeat and walked off. He got buzzed out.

"'The Taco Bell dog: Where is he now?'" said Crazy Hand.

Roy slid on stage and sang "I'm notin' budda hound dog!" He started to bang his head and play the air guitar. He got buzzed out.

"No more... STINKIN' tacos!" exclaimed Marth. He did the same thing he did with the last scene and got buzzed out.

"'Things you don't want to see the Smashers do'."

Roy tried to sing the highest note in soprano that he could muster. Everyone (audience included) covered their ears to spare their hearing from the Mamkute's futile attempts to get above even an alto. Luckily, Crazy Hand wasn't as tormentive as Master Hand, so he quickly buzzed Roy out repeatedly.

"I'm gonna have nightmares of him singing soprano", mumbled the left hand.

"I'm Mewtwo and I'm the new spokesperson for Meow-Mix!" said Capt. Falcon. He got buzzed out.

"The new Iron Chef-- Mr. Game & Watch!" announced Fox. He got buzzed out. Roy wasn't too thrilled with that idea because he looked a little green and held his stomach.

"Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm huntin' wabbits, mainwy Peppy Hare!" said Fox. He did the Elmer Fudd laugh (pretty good, in my opinion) and got buzzed out.

"'Possible endings to The Butterfly Effect'."

Marth looked around and said happily "Heyyy, I'm back in the 1960s!" He did the peace sign and said "Peace, yo!" He got buzzed out and everyone else gave him weird looks.

"What the?! I went back an hour?! Oh, wait. Daylights Savings Time just ended. My bad", said Capt. Falcon. He got buzzed out.

"Let me light the firecracker on fire! Pleeeeeeeease?!" Roy begged with a possessed look on his face. (He was referring to the parts with the firecracker and the mailbox, by the way.) Sadly, he too got buzzed out.

"This movie bites. Let's go see a different one, like... 'FINDING NEMO'!" said Fox. (The parts he was referring to were the ones when Evan and his friends go to the movies.) He got buzzed out.

"2 million points to Fox for suggesting 'Finding Nemo'! Tonight's winner is... FOX!" announced Crazy Hand. Fox ran up to the desk and took a seat. "Time for everyone's favorite game! 'Hoedown', with Zelda on piano! Name me something you hate!"

The audience shouted out random stuff, like usual.

"Earworms! Time for the 'Earworm Hoedown!'" The Hoedown music began to play and the audience began to clap to the tune.

"Whenever I hear a catchy tune, it gets stuck in my head from here to Kalamazoo! This one is not so very bad. It's 'Stickerbush Symphony', which sounds very, very sad!" sang Marth. He did a little dance.

"Songs stuck in your head are called earworms! They are so annoying, they make you squirm! Here's a tip to protect your ears: Never listen to that song 'It's Getting Hot in Here'!" sang Crazy Hand. He just floated around since he couldn't physically dance.

"I always get songs stuck in my head. No thanks to Marth and his band CDs of dread! I nearly lost my mind after 30 days! It was about a ride on a sleigh!" sang Roy (in the same style as Colin Mochrie). He danced with Marth.

"Everyday, I keep having this worm. It's time for someone else's turn. The tune has a simple sound. It's the theme song for the Hoedown!" sang Fox.

"It's the theme song for the Hoedown!" everyone sang.

"Thank you everyone and have a good night!" said Crazy Hand.