Disclaimer: I don't own beyblade……………
WooHoo!!! Chapter 2!!!!!!!!! Anyways…… this took a couple of days to write and is a lot shorter than the first chapter and a lot easier to read!
I have edited and re-posted the first chapter, only some parts have changed so feel free to re-read. Anywho……….
Enjoy…………….. ^_^
'Eyeliner and Mascara'
"Revenge!"
Time for 'Plan – Get Johnny and Robert back big time' I know that's not a very well thought of plan name, but that's as creative as I get unfortunately.
Step 1. Destroying the evidence……
Where is it? Where is it? AGH!! I'm never going to find it. How can someone sleep in a room this messy? Hmmmm …. right now I'm searching Johnny's room for the camera that he used to take the picture of myself and Enrique with. SCORE!! I found. SHIT! They've taken the film out.
Note: If this fails turn to plan B.
Plan B - Step 1. Setting up the equipment……..
There! finally, that's the last camera. I pressed record and stepped off the ladder that I had placed in the shower so that I could reach. This will be amusing.
Step 2. Separating the victims.
This is going to be difficult, we need to plan it just right or else it will go wrong. Johnny and Robert are in the pool. Phase one is working. I looked over at Enrique, he smiled, but it was kinda a held back laugh, and there are two possible reasons he would laugh at a time like this.
1. He thought it was funny what we are going to do to Johnny and Robert, and couldn't control his excitement anymore. OR
2. He was laughing at the fact that I have this RED rash covering my whole face from that god damn make up. Bu then again, I'm to excited and itchy to really care.
I hope Johnny and Robert know that they messed with the wrong people! Enrique got his mobile phone out of his pocket and ran up to his room, as I went out side to get Robert. When I saw that Enrique was out of sight, I moved to the pool where Johnny and Robert were having races.
"Robert there is someone on the phone, that very much wishes to speak with you" I held back the erg to laugh. Ohhh I really wanna laugh! I'm not a very good liar!
"Ok thank you, Oliver" No, no. Thank you. Robert rapped his towel around himself as he got out of the pool and went inside to answer the phone. I hope Enrique's ready. Johnny just went back to doing laps. I sat on the deck chair and waited for my signal………….
Step 3. Setting up victim 1.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?…………" I heard Robert's voice echo through the house, there's my signal. I stood from my chair. *cough cough* cleared my throat.
"Johnny……" I said, he stopped swimming at looked at me.
"Yeah?" Mwahahahahahaha I can barely contain myself. I just want to let it out. Celebrate good times, CUMMON! Didn't I tell you that song would stay in my head ALL day.
"Dinner is almost ready so you should go have a shower now!" Johnny looked at me in confusion. Oh no! This had better work.
"But I had a shower this morning" Crap! Umm what do I do?
"But now your all salty……… and if you don't have a shower I won't let you eat" Wow I'm on a roll, Johnny looks shocked.
"AND I made your favourite……." That got him, he was out of that pool and up the stairs quicker than I can say Macaroni cheese. MACARONI CHEESE!! See told ya, he's already gone. Johnny has always been a very simple person. Odd really. A very strange boy.
Step 4. I don't know what to call this step. I really wanted to call it 'Johnny and Robert SUCK!!' But although it may be true, it didn't have much to do with what was going to happen during this step. Soooooo… Anyways……………
I can hear the shower running, this is going just as planned, I pressed the green button on my remote control as Enrique came back in. Video camera's ready. Hmmm Enrique must have finished is conversation with Robert. He smiled and winked. ^_^ I hope that's a good sign, cause if it ain't I wonder what a bad sign looks like? Robert entered the lounge from the kitchen where the phone is.
"What was that all about Robert?" Enrique asked. Fewf I'm happy he said that, cause what ever I say will come out in stutters. I just wanna laugh SO hard. Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!! Robert sighed.
"Muffy ran away" Robert lowered his head. WHAT?!!!!! MUFFY!!!! You can't be serious? That's so depressing, poor Muffy…… wait a sec….. Who the hell is Muffy?
"That poor cat" Enrique said sympathetically. Cat? Cat? CAT!! Oh I remember that stupid cat!! The way he'd or she'd always hang around when I was cooking, and the way he or she annoyed the shit out of me when I tried to read. Oh yeah I totally hated, I mean loved that cat, What an adorable cat. I still kinda feel sorry for Robert. Enrique smiled. Oh yeah that's right, it was Enrique's plan, he pretended to be Gustov so that he could trick Robert. Tisk, tisk Enrique, I know we wanted to get them back, but that was just low. So, so cruel. I'm disappointed in you. Enrique's smile disappeared as Robert looked up at us.
"I'm so sorry, Robert" I stuttered. Oooooops I forgot not to talk. I snorted. I can't hold it back any longer. It's driving me nuts!!!!! Robert looked at me strangely. Great now I'm paranoid again, can someone please tell me the truth. Is there or is there not an arm coming out of my ear? I need an answer soon guys, it's the million dollar question, do you want to use a life line? Ok You've chosen 50/50. Hmmmm and the two answers left are B) Yes!! and D) No!!. I know this is a though question, maybe you should ask the audience, ok everyone key pads out. Ok 93% say D) and 93% say B) Wait a sec that's not right, 93+93 doesn't equal 100, it equals ….. er……. another number that isn't 100.
"What's so funny Oliver, and stop scratching" Robert ordered. I can't help it, it's just so itchy, and I don't even notice that I'm doing it any more.
"Enrique was pulling faces" Wow I think that's the quickest I've ever thought. Go Me!! Yes, yes it's a new world record, made by Oliver Polinski, *Bowes* 'Thank you, thank you'.
"Yeah sorry Robert, but I am very sorry about your cat, Muffy was a very nice cat, and I sure hope she comes back" You are so full of it Enrique!!! You hated Miffy or Muffy or ….. whatever?? even more than I did I mean I didn't hate her I loved that little flee bag. You want her to be lost FOREVER!! Didn't you Enrique, go on admit it! Robert nodded.
"Look, Robert. Why don't you go have a shower and get ready for dinner, we've started up the shower for you" EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!! I can see the evilness dripping from Enrique's mouth, can you? I don't want to go through with it any more Enrique. I'm scared for my own safety. By the end of the day I WILL be dead. And if so I leave all of my belongings to Ruffer my dog,
I can't believe I'm going to die. It's not normal to die a virgin, is it? *cough, cough* Not that it should bother me, cause I'm not…… well I'm not one…………… Don't look at me like that.
Robert headed up the stairs and Enrique pulled two cameras out of the draw, he handed one to me. and me being the butter fingers I am dropped it.
"You idiot" Enrique joked, that's wasn't very nice. I can't help it if I'm a klutz. We went outside to bathroom window. We needed a ladder, so we could see in cause it was pretty high. I don't want to look in, I was scared of what I would see. Enrique had the camera up to his eye ready to take the pictures. I held the camera up but didn't open my eyes. I herd the bathroom door, open then close, then lock. I'm so scared what if he sees us, wait a sec he won't be able to cause it's one way glass. Your probably thinking 'but doesn't that mean that the people outside can't see the people inside the room' Well technically your right, but since Enrique broke the last one (Only god knows how) He insisted on putting the next one in himself, and since then we've had a backwards window and never really bothered replacing it cause 1) We couldn't be bothered, and the window was to high up for anyone to 'accidentally' look in. and 2) Only myself and Enrique know about it, we never told Johnny and Robert. I don't know why? We just didn't? Anywho…. I kept my eye's closed Enrique was shaking because he wanted to laugh so much. Personally I wanted to run away screaming.
"AHHHH!!!!! WHAT THE HELL……………" THUD. THUD. All I could hear was screaming and two large thuds. I started taking pictures and so did Enrique. I still haven't opened my eye's yet. We're going to die, We're going to die!!!! Crap the ladders wobbling. AHHHHH………..
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH………Ouch!" THUD. Myself and Enrique hit the ground hard.
Step 5 (I think?) RUN!!!!!!
"Enrique, you know that they're going to kill us right?" I asked as I began to run Enrique followed.
"Yeah of course, but remember we have these!" He held out some of those instant photo things. Wait a sec I want some instant photo things, but NO Enrique had to give me the stupid film camera!! We ran Up the stairs and into my room and locked the door and push any big objects up against it. Fewf. We made it! Celebrate good time's, CUMMON! Stupid song!!!!! I herd to sets of footsteps approaching quickly. My heart is racing. Breathing in……. breathing out…….. Ok don't panic. Everything is going to be fine!…… What am I saying? WE'RE GOING TO DIE! Ruffer save me. I picked Ruffer up off my bed. Enrique looked at me strangely.
"Oliver put the stuffed toy down, it's not going to help!" He ordered. What? Do you seriously think I was going to give all my belonging to a REAL dog? Cummon? Do I 'look' stupid? Actually don't answer that! The door clicked, their trying to get in. But thankfully we remembered to lock it. Fewf.
"OPEN THIS F*CKING DOOR" Bite your tongue Johnny. I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap!
Note: Never give in, when the going gets though, the though get going.
I'm so scared. Their going to kill us, and I won't even be able to cook Macaroni cheese. *sob*
"Enrique just give them the pictures" I said shaking. Enrique shook his head stubbornly.
"No way! We have to stick this out! Are you with me?" Don't look at me like that, I know I'm a woos and I can admit it.
"Ok…" I breathed. Johnny and Robert were still banging on the door and yelling at us.
Note: Never ever Give in!!! Don't let them win!
3 hours later…………….
Stay awake, don't fall asleep……………………………… THUD …………………. Ahhhh I'm in my room it's 10:30 at night and Enrique won't let me sleep! Why does this feel so wrong?
"Cummon guy's just give us your pictures and we'll give you ours" Ooooo Robert's been negotiating for almost an hour, Johnny gave up yelling at us, I think he lost his voice? Seems miracles can happen.
Step 6. Negotiation.
Note: Get what YOU want………
"Robert if you slide the picture Johnny took under the door, then I'll give you ours" Enrique offered. Johnny and Robert groaned.
"And I want my diary back!!" I added, well I had to, I can't just let them keep it.
"Don't you mean organiser?" Johnny corrected with his croaky voice.
"Shut up, Jonathan!" I should call him 'Frogathan' from now on, his voice is just so croaky!
"How do we know that your going to stick to your word?" Robert asked, hmm good question, there's no way I'm answering it!
"I never go back on word, you know that Robert!" Robert slipped the photo under, and Enrique slipped all of our instant photo's under too. Enrique picked the photo up of us, looked at it briefly and ripped it in to tiny little pieces, and chucked the tiny little pieces into the open fireplace. Well I'm happy that's over, AND I'm still alive. I ROCK!! We herd Johnny and Robert pick up their stuff and go down the stairs. We're safe. Enrique picked up the camera I had used, and pulled out the film.
"We still have these pictures" He said eyeing the little role. I breathed in heavily.
"Well you see, there's a little problem with that" I started. "I kinda had my eyes closed when I was taking them, so they're probably just pictures of the wall" I admitted weekly. His smile faded for a second, then his face glowed.
"But they don't need to know that" I don't get it? What do you mean? Oooo your going to blackmail them aren't you. Good thinking. But just so you know, I want absolutely NOTHING to do with it!….
Did you like? I don't know weather I want to leave the story there or add more? So please give me your opinions, and maybe even tell me what Enrique should blackmail Johnny and Robert to do??.
Soooooooo………………. Please Review……
Cassie