Disclaimer: I don't own beyblade…….. *crosses fingers behind back*
WOW!! Another chapter!! Ok!! This chapter's title kinda speaks for itself, that's if you have a really dirty mind like I do.
Enrique: Yeah you have the dirtiest mind in the world.
NO I DON'T!!!!!!!!!
Oliver: Enrique it's not the dirtiest in the world, but Cass it is pretty dirty.
IT'S NOT. I'm insulted that you both think of me that way. *sulks in a corner*
Oliver: *Runs over to confort her* Oh Cassie I didn't mean it like that. And I'm sure that ernique was only joking *glares back at Enrique*
Enrique: No I wasn't! she deserved it!
*Cassie chases Enrique with a rubber mallet and tries to thwamp him over the head*
Oliver: Anyways… hope that you enjoy the chapter…….
"What a HARD night"
He's still going on. I can see his mouth moving but all I can hear is 'Blah blah blah………' This is getting really boring, though I try to look interested. I love seeing Enrique at night, there's something about the moonlight on his face that makes the scene so…. *sigh* romantic. I can't help it if I'm a hopeless romantic. I guess it's in my blood. It's well known that the French are the most romantic, followed of course by the Italian's. Can't forget them.
"……… and don't forget that Oliver, if you do then it will ruin everything….." Enrique finished. What? Was I supposed to be listening. How can he put me in a position like this and expect me to concentrate on what he's actually saying. Ahhhh…….. It's driving me insane. I am sooooo needing to stop turning me on. And I'm so needing to……. cover my crouch with a pillow. Shit! Ummm……. pillow? pillow……. There are no pillows close enough to me that I can get without making myself look to obvious. I just have the clasp my hands in my lap.
"Oliver did you get all that?" He asked. I cross my left leg over my right leg restricting his vision to as little as possible. My eyes widened substantially.
"Umm…. yeah of course" I stammered.
"Ok, what did I say?" He asked. AHHHH I HATE it when people do that!!! I look down at my knees.
"Umm…… something about…….. sex?" Ooops, I didn't mean to say that. I just said it cause that's what I was thinking about. Well obviously, if you could see me then you'd know. Enrique looked at me weird.
"…… lucky guess" Ha, ha very funny Enrique. I glance up to look him in the eye. O he's serious.
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*sigh* I love waking up in the morning. The sun is shining, the breeze is cool, the birds are chirping, it's 11:37. I glance back at the digital clock. 11:31!?!?!?! AHHH!!! Shit! I slept in! I promised that I would cook for everyone this morning. They're going to kill me. I was about to get up when a familiar pair of arms pulled me tighter.
"Where are you going?" Enrique whispered, not bothering to open his eyes
"I gotta make breakfast" I insisted trying to lift myself from his commanding grip.
"Can't you stay" He begged. Stop it Enrique. Do you want Robert and Johnny to kill me, cause if I don't get up before they do then I will die.
"No, you just go back to sleep" He mumbled something, before relinquishing me. I hopped out of bed. Slipped my boxers and top on and my night gown over the top of that, and I can't forget my fwuffy swippers. Te he. I wuv dat name. Anyway………. I make my way down the quiet hallway past Robert silent room, then past Johnny's. Wait a sec what the hell is that noise coming from Johnny's room? It's like a grunting noise. Stupid TV, he's got it up way too loud! And at this godly hour. I knock but no answer. Hmmm dejavu. With out even considering the thought I push the door open.
"Johnny turn your TV…………………………..*gasp*" *faint*
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"Wake up….. wake up……." I woke to a soothing voice. My vision blurred to see Enrique, Johnny and Robert. What happened, I don't remember anything. Looking at Johnny I feel disgusted, and then looking at Robert I feel the same feelings resurfacing. Ok relax, try and remember. Did I just have a bad dream. Or did I just walk in on Johnny and Robert fucking like wild horny rabbits? *shudder* I see a glint of fear in Robert's eye. Ooo what is this? Robert Jergen the big strong Majestic leader is scared. But of what? Maybe he is scared that I shall Enrique about this 'incident' Therefore it wasn't a dream. Well, well this is getting more and more interesting by the second.
"Oliver are you alright?" Enrique asked looking conserned as I sat up against the bed rest. And smiled inwardly as I thought of how I was going to mess with Johnny and Robert's bed's…. I mean minds. I don't know why I thought that. I must have sex on my mind. It's all Enrique's fault I tell ya!! He's the one who made me obsessed. Him and his damn hormones. Geeze you'd think that his mind was in his dick!
"Yeah I'm fine" I answered smiling. Johnny and Robert sighed slightly. Nyuk nyuk.
"Johnny and Robert said they found you passed out in the hall way" Enrique said. Oh so they didn't tell Enrique that when I did faint that it was basically inside their room. Johnny's room to be precise.
"Yeah um, I just had a bit of a head ache I haven't eaten anything today or for a while actually, so that's probably why I passed out" I know that I'm a liar, cause I've actually had heaps to eat today. But I'm still quite hungry so by saying that I'll have Enrique rapped around my little finger. Making me rest while he does all the cooking, cleaning and other stuff.
"Well no wonder, you stay in bed and I'll go get you some food" Enrique ordered dashing out of the room. Johnny and Robert looked nervous. I smiled suggestively at them.
"What do you want?" Robert groaned. Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I have them both at my mercy, they know what I could do with a secret like this. I smiled.
"I don't know yet, I'll think of something later. But for now I suggest that you both go and clean every toilet in the house. I think someone forgot to flush" They both shuddered at the thought as they both headed for the door.
"But isn't that the servants job?" Robert asked. I smiled.
"I gave them the day off" I said evily laughing to my self. How did I give them the day off while I'd been passed out for at least an hour, you say? Well I never really gave them the day off they went on strike last night. I just never got around to telling them. Johnny glared at me.
"Don't tell Enrique either" He pleaded.
"I'll think about it" They glared at me as Enrique came back in.
"Tell me what?" He chirped. I smiled letting Johnny or Robert answer that question. WOW am I evil or what?
"um…well.. you see? We didn't want you to know that…. ah… Johnny has a girl friend" Robert lied, Johnny's mouth dropped. Even I could come up with a better answer than that! Gosh!! Enrique won't believe that.
"But Johnny your …… gay" Enrique informed. He's got a good memory, considering that Johnny hasn't dated a girl for about 2 years. and he practically came out and told us his situation about 5 months ago. Stupid Robert.
"Thats what Robert meant to say, boyfriend" I corrected. why did I but in you ask? I know that I wanted to see them fry. But well, I dono I want to have them at my mercy for a while longer.
"Oh! Really. Cool Johnny I'd love to meet him" Johnny nodded and exited with Robert as quickly as he could. Enrique looked at me and put the food on the table.
"Ok what's going on. I know that you have been eating. You eat with us this morning and last night. AND What's with Johnny and Robert?" Enrique asked. Dammit! I'm so transparent! Just like glass. I like glass, especially the pretty one's with all the cool patterns with different colors. I don't know what they're called, but if I could be any inanimate object it would be one of them. Ooops off the subject again. What were we talking about?……….. Oh yeah.
"WELL!! Do I have something to tell you!" I said acting exited. Deliberately leaving him in suspense. He raised an eyebrow, as if not to be moved by my attempt to annoy him. Dammit! I'm just not good at that.
"Ok, You know that dream that I told you about?" Enrique looked confused. Woops, I probably didn't tell him, I think that I just dreamt that I told him.
"Ok! WellIhadthisdreamtheothernightwhereiwalkedinonJohnnyandRoberthavingsex!Anditturnsoutthat itwasapremonitioncausejustbeforeiwalkedinonitagain,andithappenlikethesame.Sodoyouknowwhatthat means?" (Translation: Well I had this dream the other night where I walked in on Johnny and Robert having sex !And it turns out that it was a premonition cause just before I walked in on it again, and it happen like the same. So do you know what that means?)Enrique raised an eyebrow obviously surprised that I can speak that long and that fast with out taking a breath. Oooops I forgot I can breathe now………………………… That's better.
"What does it mean?" Silly boy! It's soooooooooo obviouse! DUH! I sighed.
"It means, ya goofball, that I have a gift to see into the future" He rolled his eyes. Hey that's not very nice!
"What about Johnny and Robert?" He asked. What about them? OOOOOO……
"Well they're together. BUT I'm supposed to be keeping it a secret, so pretend that you don't know." I wink. Yup yup. I feel like a secret agent.
"Wow Oliver, I never knew that you had it in you" He said evily. What? What do I have in me?
"What?" I ask. Enrique smiled.
"Blackmailing them. I never thought that you would do it" How did he know that? I don't remember telling him that I was going to blackmail him. Just like fucking glass, I tell ya. Oh well I still like glass.
"I never said that I was going to blackmail them" I informed crossing my arms stubbornly.
"Of coarse you are. With my help" He put his hand on my knee. "There could only be one possible draw back, and that's if they found out about us. Than we have nothing" I looked sideways at him. Not side ways literally but sideways meaning as if he had an arm growing out his ear or something like that. I just looked at him weird. I just had a thought….. don't look at me like that….. I think all the time…. and NO it wasn't new territory to me. But anyways… why do I want to blackmail them again? When Enrique's got this other plan to totally humiliate them. I really can't be bothered thinking about something else, evil to do to them. ………. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO SURPRISE THERE? I JUST CAN'T BE BOTHERED THINKING RIGHT NOW! USUALLY I CAN!! Have you ever herd the turn beet red? Used when someone's embarrassed? Well I don't think that it's quite fitting. Considering beetroots are purpley. It's just as insane as that trippy multi-colored patterned glass. You know that cool one, with all the patterns are stuff. Boy do I love that glass. Yup yup ^_^ !!
"So did you have a plan?" He asked. Of course not. Wait a sec with my quick thinking I just came up with something brilliant. A smile teased the corner of my mouth. Time to bring back the Eyeliner and mascara.
I really hoped none of u's thought that it was going to be a lemon, cause I don't think that I could possibly write a lemon. Oh my innocent mind.
Enrique: *Rubbs big lump on side of head* Whatever!
I'm seriose!
Anyway's next chapter, will probably be the start of olli and Johnny getting them back. I already have heaps of ideas for it and I hope that you like them.
The comment at the end about bringing back the 'eyeliner and mascara' will be a big part of the next chapter or the chapter after that, or the chapter after that, or the ch….
Enrique: OK we gate it!!!
Oliver: Ok please R&R! or I sware she's going to go mental. *Cassie starts pacing the room*
Or the next chapter, or the next chapter, or the next…………..