I finished my exams last week, SO I'm going to have a lot more time to finish my fics, I WILL HOPEFULLY finish this b4 school starts.
Enrique: You know that you wont, your WAY to lazy!!
*glares at Enrique*
Oliver: Don't start! Just co-operate. Be friends.
*crosses arms and turns away* No!
Enrique: *nose pointes to the sky* I don't want to be friends with scum.
Oliver: …. Enrique, shouldn't have said that.
Enrique that's a real insult coming from you.
Enrique: What are you getting at, bitch?
Bitch? You'd know all about 'bitch' wouldn't you…
Enrique: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Whatever you want it to mean. *grins*
Oliver: Before this gets out of hand I suggest you read…..
"Soap"I'm in the mood for something sweet….. like a wowwy pop (Translation: Lolly pop. Te he, I'm a loser). I walked down the stairs to the kitchen. Yum, yum, yum, yum…. Hmm. Wonder what Johnny and Robert are up to. I looked curiously at the pair seated on the couch. They looked back at me mischievously. What are they up to? It's something evil. I just know it!! Johnny and Robert stood up and walked seductively toward me. Ooooookkk. What the hell is going on? I step back as they step toward me, but unfortunately backed myself into a wall. Who put that wall there anyways?
"W-what d-do you w-want?" I stuttered, that made me sound do weak and defenceless.
"We just wanted to have a little fun" Johnny answered. That was anything but the answer that I wanted to hear. What exactly does he mean fun. He placed a finger teasingly on my chest and ran it down. That just answered my question. His hand ran lower until he had a firm grasp on….
"Ahhhhhh…………" I shot up from bed. What a nightmare!! *shudder* Ew, ew, ew, EW!! Johnny and Robert. I feel so dirty. *shakes uncontrollably* AH! The dirt's not coming off. Ok, don't stress. AH!! IT WAS PROBABLY ANOTHER PREMONITION!! I'm going to have to stay as far away from Johnny and Robert as I can for a while. They're not trustworthy, EVIL!
I glance sideways at the digital clock, begging that I have enough time to go back to sleep. Despite the fact that I am enhancing the chances of having another nightmare. Oh well! I'm tired and if I don't get more sleep I won't make it through the day. 10:37 *groan* Dammit!! Now I have to get up. No sleeping for me. Hmm, that strange, Enrique's not in bed, I thought that since he said he was going to have a late night and watch TV with Johnny that he would've slept in. I shrug it off and slowly rise up and take an undignified crash to the floor. SHITtttacki mushrooms. I really have to control my language it's totally unacceptable, at this rate I'm going to turn into Johnny him and his fucking toilet mouth. CRAP!! I mean oh bloody hell. Geez. Ok Bite my tounge. …. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH That F*CKING HURT! BLOODY PIECE OF SHIT!! NOW I'M F*CKING BLEEDING!! Note to self: Next time just wash mouth out with soap. I ripped a tissue out of the box and stuffed it in my mouth. Thtupid pief of thit! Ok! Ok! Where's the soap.
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I've always hated the taste of soap. Yuck! ANYWAYS!!! Down stairs for me. I walk gracefully down the stairs, make sure I don't tumble down them. As I make it to that hallway I hear the TV, and Johnny's voice talking to Enrique. Johnny Eww *shudder* Hmmmmm… The plot thickens. OWW!! Crap, so much for trying not to fall on my but! I just took another fall, standing on one of Enrique's 'action figures' What the hell is it doing down here? Enrique was probably playing his 'games' with them. I moved into the room catching a yawn as I came in. Enrique and Johnny turned and looked at me.
"What are you doing back up, squirt?" Johnny asked. I raised an eyebrow, trying not to make eye contact with the fiery Scot.
"Yeah Oliver you said that you were going to bed" Enrique added. I raised my other eyebrow.
"I did go to bed and now I'm up, cause it's 20 to 11" I said as if stating the obvious. Johnny and Enrique looked at each other then back at me, and rolled over laughing.
"What's so funny?" I asked innocently, trying not to lose my temper. Enrique swallowed a giggle to answer.
"10:40 PM, Oliver. It's still Saturday" He's answered before joining Johnny in laughter. 10:40 pm? O_O!! Ooooppps. Oh Well THAT explains why it's still dark out side and every light in the room is turned on. Trust me NOT to notice. Now I can get some more well deserved sleep. Laugh well you can my immature adversaries, but one day I will strike and …… and …….. DAMMIT!! I hate it when you start a sentence and it sounds really good and makes you sound smart and then you screw it up cause you forgot the word or something stupid like that. I turned around viciously ignoring the uncontrollable laughter coming from the pair. *yawn* Well at least something good came out of this….. I just haven't figured out what it is yet. Time will tell. I collapse 'literally' on my bed, thankfully not hitting my head on the post. That would have hurt, if it did happen, but no need to live in the past. *yawn* Ok now I'll go back to sleep…..
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2 hours later………
Yep I'll sleep any time soon. Yep just close my eyes and think of nothing. Yep, nothing at all. Nothing, nothing, nothing….. NOTHING!! Dammit it's not working, I just can't sleep. Don't you hate that how when you try to sleep it's said that if you clear your mind of all thoughts and think of nothing you can finally sleep. But the problem is thinking about nothing is thinking about something and thinking of something is NOT thinking of nothing!. And very often you get side tracked like you may be on the brink of sleep when out of nowhere you start thinking about glass. Or you could start thinking about how thinking about nothing is useless, that your actually think of something. (AN: For other meaningless points in life please read 'Meaning of Life- Soul mates' This fic will be updated soon) And so on and so on. I could continue like this forever. I could try going back to the basics. Ok. I closed my eyes. 'One sheep jumping over the fence, 2 sheeps jumping over the fence…………………………
1hour later………….
'Three thousand one hundred and fifteen sheeps jumping over the fence……. Three thousand AHHHHH….. It's useless, this used to work when I was little after I had that nightmare about giant rabbits taking over the world from planet Bunzillvania. Ooo.. I always hated that dream, therefore being the reason behind my delusional and sometimes hysterical fear of Rabbits *looks around nervously* I don't want to talk about it. *sob*
I really should try and sleep if I want to begin preparation for the plan tomorrow while Johnny and Robert are out of the country. Yes yes they are going out of the country AGAIN. I don't know where they're going, I didn't really bother to ask. Oh well it gives myself and Enrique some time to creat a master plan *Rubs hands together evilly in anticipation* or other stuff….*giggles* Hey don't look at me like that. YOU'RE THE ONE'S WITH THE DIRTY MINDS. So immature. Ok, ok so now I'm REALLY going to go to sleep!…………… 'Drip, drip, drip……' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I never noticed that dripping sound until now. It must be coming from the tap in the bathroom. I should probably get up and turn it off….. BUT I CAN'T BE BOTHERED!! But I can't very well sit here and put up with that "Drip, drip, drip……' I can't handle it. I should get up, but my bodies asleep while my mind is still wide awake! MAYBE the dripping will eventually subside and put me to sleep.
'………………….drip, drip, drip, drip…………………….'
3 hours later………….
"drip, drip, drip…..' It's 5 'AM' and I'm STILL wide awake. I'm am now on the brink of Hysterics, sitting at the corner of my bed holding my knees to my chest, with blood shot eyes (I don't think I've blinked in an hour) & giggling maniacally to my self, while rocking backwards and forwards, backwards and forwards, backwards and forwards, backwards and forwards………
"He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he…….." I LOVE plotting EVIL!! AND I assure you that it's so much easier when you have gone CRAZZZYYY. I should try it sometime. NEways… Like I said.. I love plotting evil for instance making Johnny and Robert PAY for not hearing me knock!!
Do you want to know my BRILLIANT plan?……… YOU DOOOOOO!! OK! *looks around suspiciously*BUT you can't tell NE1!!
OK…. Johnny and Robert don't know that Enrique knows that I know about their um… 'relationship'
SOOOO…… I'm going to give them a taste of their own medicine.
You see……. I'm going to blackmail them into both having to cross dress AND pretend to be *snort of laughter* ……. *giggle* Lesbians ….. *Evil hysterical laughter* BUT that's not all! NO, no, no… I'm going to send them to a 'romantic' restraint were they will sit at a table for two. Meanwhile I will be sitting at a near by table with Enrique. But of course I won't be me, cause if they see me with Ernique then they'll know that he knows about them. SOOO Enrique is going to be there with on of his 'whores' ………. ME ^_^!!! Yes, yes I'm going to do it! I'm going to bring back Vicki. I wanna see them squirm. This is going to be the most fun I've had since I last dressed as a girl. *cough cough* not that I enjoyed it. Cause I didn't. Being the man I am, I like doing 'manly' things like ummm…Chain-sawing, Building decks, Barbecuing, Extreme anything. They call me XXXX, Arm wrestling, Scratching myself, Talking about sports, Fixing things with a hammer, Fixing hammers and ummmm… perving on girls. Yup yup ^_^ I do all of that stuff. WELL!!! 5:30. WHAT!! 5:30? It took me half a f&cking hour to think all that!! Geeze I think really slow. Its…….. like……..I'm……. thinking………like……….this. But I should be thinking a lot faster, considering we think in consepts and not words so I should be thinking like. Getfood……Eatfood….sleepnow.
All that thinking has made me tiered, I think that I'll go to sleep. *yaw* ………..
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'BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, SMASH!!!'
Stupid damn alarm clock. The bloken clock fell to the ground in many pieces due
to the extensive force I'd put into the punch. My blood shot eyes opened
slightly and I squinted at the excessive amount of light pouring in to the
room. AHHHH I'm melting!!! Ok 2 hours of sleep can't be normal. I know that
your all probably saying 'I go to parties all the time and get no sleep at all'
Well nya nya cause I usually get a healthy amount of sleep therefore this seems
extremely un-natural to me. OK, NOW to start my BRILLIANT plan, first thought I
have to tell Enrique what going to happen. Johnny and Robert aren't expecting a
thing. *giggles*
I'm sorry guys, that I'm prolonging the inevitable. I promise that Oliver and Enrique will get the other two clowns back soon. I hope you didn't hate it though ^_^
Enrique: They all hated it! I can see it in their eyes.
Oliver: Don't be so mean Enrique. This chapter wasn't THAT bad.
Don't flatter me Oliver, I know that it was really crap. But guys please I'm begging you NO FLAMES!
Oliver: I'll just use them to toast marshmallows.
I have a very sensitive self-esteem……
Enrique: No you don't! You are soooo confident.
Oh yeah and this coming from *puts on stupid prissy voice* 'Mr I love my self SOOO much'!!
Enrique: *glares* You'd know!
EXCUSE ME!!
Enrique: You herd me!
Well I want to hear you say it again.
Enrique: I CALLED YOU A BITCH *runs away*
*pause* You didn't call me a bitch…..
Enrique: Oh yeah…… But I was thinking it.. *grins*
You call me a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Oliver: Thanx for reading, you guys are great. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZE R&R. Cassie needs all the motivation she can get.
Buy buy.
Enrique: thank f*cking god!
Oliver: Enrique no swearing!! Bite your tongue.
Enrique: No thanx I've read the fic and no what happened.
Oliver: *grins* Fine then…… Hey Cass
Yeah?
Oliver: Where's the soap?
Enrique: *Runs away screaming*