HELLO!! It's me again. Trunks_oliver fan. aka Cassie. But now I am known as BOE!! This is the next instalment of Eyeliner and Mascara.

Enrique: and it's a crap one to.

Shut up Enrique! Don't give away the ending!

Oliver: This is where the pay back begins.

Yup yup ^_^  I hope that you enjoy this chapter….. cause I enjoyed writing it.!!!!

Enrique: She doesn't really want you to enjoy it, she wants to torture you!!

Oliver: Enjoy ^_^

"Sweet, sweet revenge"       

Well what do ya know, after an almost sleepless night, I'm the most energetic I've been in a long time. Maybe it's because I'm so happy about getting Johnny and Robert back. Revenge is sweet!! MMmmmmmm sweet! Sweet, sweet syrup…. I mean revenge. Ok, ok you caught me, I'm only energetic due to the syrup, sweet, sweet syrup. NEWAY enough about syrup!! Anyone up for a little *giggle* revenge? Ooooooo you are. What a coincidence. Me too!!    
Ok, I've told Enrique the basics of the plan all I have to do now is fill in a few minor details.

"Ok, I'm going to have to wear a different color wig and change name cause they already know Vicki, and that would just ruin everything" I've got this worked out to the very last sentence. Mwahahaha!!

"Umm Oliver you don't have to dress up you know….."

"It's ok Enrique I really don't mind"

"No but there's another way"

"Seriously Enrique I'm FINE, I don't mind dressing up as a girl" It's not that I enjoy dressing as a girl, it's just that I know that it's is necessary for the plan to work. *looks around suspiciously* DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!

"Ok what ever you say Oliver but…"

"No but's Enrique! I don't mind the humiliation. I am man enough to do this"

"Oh yeah, real manly of you Oliver!"

"Can I sense a hint of sarcasm?"

"Nahh!! Good one Sherlock!" Hey! that's not very nice!! What do you s'pose is up his arse? Maybe he woke up on the wrong side of the bed? But that would mean that he wakes up on the wrong side of the bed every morning, considering his bed is up against a wall. Or maybe he rolls into the wall and hits his head really hard?!? Oh well he's just a grumpy bum. *pouts*

I growl inwardly at him.

"So what do we do first?" He asks. Stupid goofball!! You'd think someone who claims to be smarter than an ape would know the answer to that question. Pft! I mean what a loser.

"I don't know……." Ummm, I know that I should know the answer to that, but….. I don't. I'll just need to think.

"I thought that considering you created this so called brilliant plan, that you would have come up with a way to start it, but then again that's just me. Someone like you, probably wouldn't think of something that obvious" He said with an annoying grin. Seriously what the hell is wrong with him today? Pft, who knows? He's probably got his period?!?……... I just thought of what I need to do!!

"ANYWAYS… I'm going to go and get this up and running!! Considering I thought of how to do so" I said with a grin and left the room giggling evilly in my head.

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They look confused, or is that fear I see in those pitiful eyes. Both Johnny and Robert were seated at the kitchen table, and I at the other side of them. My mouth slid in to a grin, in an attempt to make them shudder. But as usual my attempts to faze anyone has failed. Neither Johnny or Robert have even attempted a movement ever since I cornered them to their seats. This blackmail could go horribly wrong, considering if I use their relationship against them, who's saying that they won't find out about myself and Enrique and use that against us. BUT we always have the *giggles* photos…. te he ^_^!! Ok time to bring out the guns. Ready ……………. Aim…………….. FIRE!!!

I took a deep shuddering (shuddering in excitement!!) breath. Johnny growled.

"What do you want?" he asked under his breath. I grinned. Thanks for setting that up for me Jonathan. I leaned forward, resting my elbows on my the table and my chin on my fists. This is going to fun!!

"Here's the deal" Ooooo, it feels even better mocking Robert than I though it would. They both twinged. "I have a proposition for you both…… I won't tell Enrique or anyone else about your 'relationship'….. if………" I think I'll just leave them I suspense for a little. Payback!!

"If..?" Robert asked. Pft trust you to spoil the moment, that was perfectly good tension I had built up there. And you just had to go and ruin it!! I grinned. I think I'll be extra evil now. ^_^.

"If, Robert….. you and your 'partner' Johnny must….. *giggles* ….. cross dress, and go to a romantic restaurant were I have booked a table for two, you must stay for a whole 3 coarse meal….. and don't think you can get away with any funny business. Because you may not be able to see me, but I'll be there!! believe me! I have eyes EVERYWHERE" That felt good. HEY!! For what I had just said, they don't seem very effected by it. Your really pushing it there lads. " O and I forgot to mention that you have to pretend to be lesbians, and kiss a total of …… hmmmmm…… lets say 10 times! No more, no less, otherwise I tell Enrique and your parents" I swear that if it weren't for gravity they would have both hit the roof. But the expressions on their faces was something that will stay with me forever. They were identical looks of pure fear. they look like they've seen ghosts.

"Any objections?" I asked tilting my head to the side in question. Both their mouths open to talk but nothing comes out.

"I didn't think so" I said standing and heading to the fridge for a drink. "O and I suggest that you both start getting 'dressed' for your 'date' because your table has been booked for 7:30, so you have about…….. an hour" When I had turned from the fridge I noticed that both had already left. *sob* I'm so proud *giggles* I feel so ALIVE!!! Don't think for a second that I shouldn't have been so mean! Cause they deserved that, AND this is all just for your entertainment.

I took a sip of my drink, looking down at my watch. Hmmm Not long now. Te He……… SHIT!! I forgot that I have to get ready too!!! I quickly placed my drink back in the fridge and ran upstairs to my room.        

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Success again. I look great!! This time I'm wearing a blond wig. (my sisters of coarse) I'm also wearing a red mini dress with spaghetti straps, (also belonging to my sister) black panty hose and a black bra (filled with tissues). And can't forget the bright red fake nails. Yummmy!! Enrique put on some eyeliner and mascara for me, and I put on the rest of my make up. And don't stress, I look nothing like Vicki. I look so much better than that. I recon that I could pass for a model.

About 15 minutes ago I herd Johnny and Robert leave via the front door. I haven't seen what they look like yet. Don't want to ruin the surprise.

I picked up my red handbag which contained my emergency make up (never leave home without it) and a camera. I knocked on Enrique's room where he had been getting into his tux. He opened the door. Ooooo who's a pretty polly. The suit I picked out for him looks great, Enrique really has no fashion sense!

Enrique grinned and wolf whistled at me. I did a little turn and a curtsey.

"Don't you look HOT! Geeze Oliver I never would have guessed that it would be you under all that glamour" He said taking my arm in a link. Sleazy bastard was that supposed to be an insult? Is he saying that I'm not usually glamorous? …. *sigh* Oh well.

"Ok for tonight my name is……. Lisa" He groaned.

"But one of my ex-girlfriends name was Lisa" I sighed.

"Ok you suggest a name?" I ordered. Enrique shrugged.

"Clair…."

"Clair! Clair!! NO WAY!! That's my sisters name!!" I yelled. Enrique laughed nervously.

"Well you do kinda look like her, a bit….. I mean with the blond hair and all her clothes and everything" He shrugged. Ok so it's true Clair is a blond and I'm wearing her clothes, and kinda the same shades of make up she wears. AND we've always been kinda similar looking. But that still doesn't give him the right to say that my sisters hot.

"So your saying that my sister's hot?" I asked putting my hand on my hip.

"I never said that!!" He said throwing his arms into the air in frustration.

"Yes you did! You said that I looked hot, and now your saying that I look like my sister" You'd thought that I had gone crazy didn't you.

"Oliver…. come on! You know that's not what I meant! Now lets just go, or we'll lose our table" He said placing his hands calmly on my shoulders and staring at me with those big …. blue …. puppy dog eyes. I sighed.

"Ok!! ………. But call me Lisa" He grinned and we continued our walk to the limo wait for us outside.

Like? Please don't flame….. pretty please. Enrique said that you would.

Enrique: They will Cass! Everyone hates you!! *evil hysterical laughter*

Oliver: Enrique that was mean!

Enrique: So.

I hate you Enrique!!!!

Enrique: Good, that's one problem out of the way.

*pouts* meany *walks away*

Oliver: Cassie was supposed to tell you before she was insulted…. that when 'Oliver' was telling Johnny and Robert his blackmail that it was an identical conversation that they had in the first chapter just the other way around. NEWAYS……. I hope that everyone had a GR8 Christmas and a happy new year!! and Cassie wants everyone to know that she'll be updateing soon, (if she gets lots of reviews) and that it's almost her birthday!! NEWA|YS

cya

Luv Cassie aka BOE ^_^

Enrique: Shut up!!

NO!!!!