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"Suspicious"
We arrived at the restaurant just in time. Enrique opened my door, helped me out of the limo and lead me to the double doors. When we entered we were lead to nice romantic table in the corner, just a short distance from Johnny and Robert. Johnny wasn't wearing a wig, he'd just combed his spiky hair down and it was just below his shoulders, he was wearing a long black dress with long flared sleeves and high black shoes. On the other hand Robert that wearing a knee length royal red skirt and black strappy top, and he has a brown wig on and I think that he's put mascara in his eyebrows. Te he ^_^. And might I add I think that they both went a bit over board with the fake boobs, I mean you haven't seen a real watermelon until you've seen this. But mine looks so real that even I think that I'm a chick. But then all the testosterone kicks in an I touch them and realise that they are actually water balloons. They saw us enter and noticed Enrique (but not me ^_^ ) and shifted uncomfortably in their seats. Now for the surprise part of the plan which I had kept a secret from everyone! Well almost everyone, I had to tell Francesco the owner of this place so he could have it set up when I got here. I reached into the rose vase, and just as planned there were two ear pieces, and also just as planned there is a teeny tiny microphone on the rose on Johnny and Robert's table. You weren't expecting that were you!?!? I put one of the ear pieces into my ear and gave one to Enrique which he put in his ear.
Johnny and Robert weren't expecting a thing. Both their cheeks were slightly flushed and they were trying to avoid eye contact with Enrique whom kept glancing at them winking. Yes, yes I planned that. Just another thing to keep them on their toes.
'Is that Clair Enrique's with?' I herd Johnny's voice echo through my ear piece, which Enrique heard also. I tilt my head sideways look inconspicuously at them.
'I'm not sure' Robert answered. 'But think about it why would Enrique date Clair when he knows perfectly well that Oliver doesn't want him dating her. Remember that fiasco?' I herd Johnny sigh.
'Yeah, I remember. But that chick sure does look like her'
'Well it could be her, cause Oliver could have used her to spy on us, and therefore she'd be using Enrique!' Robert said triumphantly.
'Poor stupid Enrique! He should have known that a pretty girl like Clair wouldn't date him in a million years' Johnny laughed.
I looked back at Enrique. He glared dangerously at the salt and pepper shakers. Poor Enrique. Although I kinda agree with Johnny, but only because Enrique's not her type. Not for any other reason!! Cause despite the fact that Enrique's not exactly the smartest cookie, he's still my Enrique!! Nobody else's!!
I wonder if they remember the part of my blackmail concerning them having to kiss?
The waiter (or should I say waitress) stepped to our table to take our orders. Enrique smiled suggestively at her. Ok so despite the fact that Enrique is now gay, he still hits on girls but he would never dream of going any further than just a little flirt. The waitress giggled.
"Have you …. decided on something………. to order yet?" she said between compressed laughter. Enrique ordered for us both and the girl left.
Meanwhile I noticed Johnny and Robert receive their meals as their conversation picked up a bit.
'Did Oliver say that we needed to kiss 10 or 15 time?' Johnny asked. I grinned.
'I think that it was ten. Actually no I'm positive that it was ten!' Damn you Robert! You and your elephant memory! I sensed movement from the single table next to them, a lonely man stood dragging his chair and taking it to Johnny and Robert's table. They both shuddered as the man joined them, I grinned at Enrique whom was holding in a growing urge to laugh.
'So how are you two girls going?' The middle aged man asked. Johnny looked as if he was about to gag. And I haven't seen that expression on Robert's face since the time Enrique left some of his mums cheese in the fridge for four weeks while he went on holidays.
'We're fine, but we were kinda in the middle of something' Johnny hinted. The man grinned.
'Oh that's ok, just pretend I'm not here' This time Johnny actually did gag. Robert looked ready to choke someone.
'Ok, I can see that you don't get what I'm trying to say' Johnny said slowly as if talking to a baby 'We don't want you here, see! We're here … TOGETHER!' I laughed so hard at that, 'together'. I don't know why but I just find that so hilarious. The man grinned widely.
'Oh so you two are, lesbians. You know? That's a TOTAL turn on!' He said bringing his arms around the two 'girls' necks. 'This could be so fun if you would let it be' Johnny's face went a rose red. He lifted his clenched fist and ……… socked the horney barsted directly in the face. Francesco rushed over to their table as the man went head over heals over his chair knocking the rose vase and the Champaign filled glasses over. The microphone started emitting a loud hissing noise. Myself and Enrique quickly pulled the ear pieces out as the hissing reached a high pitched crescendo. The whole restaurant heard the irritating noise coming from Johnny and Robert's table. The man scrambled causing heads to turn.
Robert was cowering trying not to be seen, whilst Johnny attempted to beet the shit out of the guy. Francesco was bent over the guy trying to prevent Johnny from doing too much damage, which from the way he was going would probably send him to hospital.
People are starting to get suspicious, even worse, Robert's getting suspicious we can afford to get busted. Hopefully Johnny will keep them occupied long enough. Francesco and some other customers finally pried Johnny from the man, despite his objections. Francesco sent the man packing from the restaurant. Accusing him of sexual assault, Johnny sat back down with Robert and assisted him in trying to find where that hissing noise was coming from.
"Maybe we should get out of here?" Enrique suggested getting nervous "They're going to find it!"
"Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it!" I said confidently. "It's hidden so well they'll never find it" I turned back to the pair searching through the mess while Francesco mopped up the champagne.
"Found it!" Robert's voice rang. "It looks like a microphone" Enrique raised an eyebrow.
"I think that it's time to go" I said standing up as did Enrique.
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Ok so that didn't go quite as well as planned. BUT I did get a good laugh. And the whole world did find out about Johnny and Robert were together after all. Turns out that there was a reporter there when Robert's wig slipped slightly. There were pictures all over the news of the two royals dressed as girls. But poor Enrique I don't think he has quite gotten over Johnny's comment about Clair, he's been moping around for almost an hour. It's depressing really, watching a man of his stature punch pillows and walls all day. Do you like pillows? I do! I'm not aloud anything hard. (AN: I thank Isa and Kim for that) Enough about pillows.
I think that I'm going to let Johnny and Robert off this time. Cause I think I've been mean enough………. OK so I just can't be bothered think of something else to blackmail them with. And don't you dare think that for one second that I'm being lazy, cause I'm not!! ANYWAY we've always got the photos if anything goes wrong. *giggles*
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