I'd like to thank everyone for all the positive reviews and thank you all for wishing me a happy birthday. I love you all SOOOO much that I'm going to post a chapter now instead of waiting for all the reviews! ^_^ Umm NEWAYS Thanx mystical phenoix for the offer to flame the perpetrator, I've wanted to SOOOOOOO much but her thingy is on no annonymouse reviews and I wouldn't want her to know who I am. Cause im a woose. (how eva you spell that?)
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"BUSTED!!"
"Oliver did Clair by any chance come down from Paris to visit, recently?" Johnny asked. Oh crap what do I do? I can't very well say that it was me!
"Umm….. ye…ah…. But she went back home yesterday" I said sadly.
"So she'd be home now?" Robert asked.
"Yeah I s'pose?" Shit! Shouldn't have said that!!
"Thanks Oliver" They said running off. What the hell are they going to do? Oh…. NO!! They're going to call her and then we'll be busted! SHIT!! I ran upstairs to my room so I could listen in on their conversation through my phone. I picked it up. It was still ringing.
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"Hello?"
"Ahh.. Is this Clair?"
"Yes, who is this?"
"It's Johnny"
"……."
"Johnny McGregor"
".……"
O_O "Oliver's friend"
"Oh that Johnny! Hello how are you?"
"I'm good thanks, but I was actually wanting to ask you something, if I could?"
"Sure, shoot"
"I was wondering, how much Oliver told you?"
"Told me? Told me about what?"
"Stop sticking up for him, we know that he told you"
"I'm lost, what are we talking about?"
"You know! You were out at the Chez Louise with Enrique the other night"
"Enrique……….. Ew!"
"So you weren't there?"
"Hell no! For the past week I've been in Australia looking for a good looking Aussie boy friend. And I only got back home today. So you see it couldn't have been me"
"But this person was wearing your clothes, and looked exactly like you. She even had your colour hair"
"*sigh* Hmmm, think about it Johnny. I have some wigs and cloths still stashed at Olli's place. AND who is the only person in the world who could pull off my look?"
"……………"
"DUH!! Someone related to me! There is no one else who can look as good as me in those clothes!"
"Ya know Clair, here I was thinking that you were a total ditz and then you go and surprise me"
"Thanks Johnny………."
"Ok thanks for your help Clair cya"
"Bye"
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I pace the length of my room for the 30 time in 2 minutes. Crap, crap, crap!! I'm in sooooooo much shit!! What should I do? There's only one thing to do. Pretend that I don't know what the hell they are talking about! I hope it works cause after that I'm totally screwed!!
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"Ok Oliver we know that you told Enrique" Robert said glaring at me from across the dinner table. I'd managed to avoid them for almost two days, and this being the first time they'd cornered me and Enrique in to a room at the same time, and it just so happened that it's during my favourite meal of the day!
"I don't know what your talking about?" I said innocently shrugging my shoulders.
"Enrique?" Johnny said, now everyone's eyes were fixed on Enrique. Crap he hates that, he's going to panic. But surprisingly he's handling the situation well he doesn't even look fazed.
"Oliver didn't tell me how he walked in on you two and then..….. I mean…. Oh crap!" He said slamming a hand to his forehead I did the same.
"Oliver! You broke your promise! You said that you wouldn't tell Enrique anything!" Robert said rather frustrated.
"That makes me feel really left out!" Enrique complained folding his arms.
"Shut up Enrique!"
"No seriously I didn't tell him anything! He figured it out himself" I argued. Johnny and Robert laughed.
"Enrique couldn't even figure out Brad Pitt was gay!"
"Umm.. Johnny, Brad Pitt isn't gay" I corrected.
"I resent that remark, I was the one who first figured out that Brad Pitt was gay! And I told you! Don't take credit for my brilliance!" Enrique argued. Johnny laughed again. I don't know where Enrique pulled it from, in think it's just cause all the girls like Brad so Enrique just convinced himself that.
"See what I mean! There is no way in the world that he would have figured it out for himself!" Robert insisted. Ok so he does have a point.
"Ok so what would you do if I did? Which I didn't!"
"Well then we'd have to kill you! Or we could maybe arrange something to my liking" Johnny said with a smirk. Just as Johnny did, Enrique lent forward on his elbows.
"I don't think that you two will be doing any arranging, thats what myself and Oliver will be doing"
Enrique knows very well that the combined force of Robert and Johnny is nothing to stand against. They could beat the shit out of us. We're going to die. Johnny and Robert looked at Enrique bemused.
"What are you talking about? What do you have to go on?" Johnny asked. Enrique smiled and pulled something out of his pocket. THE PHOTOS!! We're saved. Thank you god. *kisses ground*
Enrique pulled out one photo and showed it to Robert.
"Who's the smart one now?" Enrique mocked. Johnny growled. I always knew Enrique was smart!!
"How many of these do you have?" Robert asked
"Well since it was from Oliver's camera and he had his eye's closed only 5 of them turned out, and then I made double and then there's the negatives" Enrique smiled proudly. Stupid Enrique your not supposed to say how many you have! Now they no exactly how many to destroy. "And don't think you'll be finding them easily, for every picture that 'mysteriously' goes missing, I'll just make 2 more copies. Cause your going to have to earn them back one by one" Oh well for what he lacks upstairs he makes up for in evilness. Which is probably a good thing! I trained him well. I taught him everything he knows. *sniff* I'm so proud. Johnny smiled
"Let me guess they're under your under your pillow" He smirked. Enrique's face went blank. AHH!! What kind of idiot leaves something like that under their pillow. Diaries are not included!!
"Shit!" Enrique squeaked dashing quickly out of the room. I shook my head in shame. One bright shining moment and the next second it's gone! It's sad really.
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After a ten minute wait, Enrique returned with a smirk on his face.
"You'll never find them this time!" He said proudly. I hope that's a good thing. I wonder where he hid them?
"Enrique, We'll find them ya know! Anywhere is no good for my brilliance!" Johnny coked his head towards the sky, or to be more specific 'the roof'. Enrique smiled and sat back down.
"We haven't gotten anything planned yet, so we'll have to call everyone back here tomorrow, meeting adjourned" He stood back up and left, I quickly ran after him.
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FINALLY! Sleep! Ok I know that it's only 9:30 but with all that excitement it feels like so much later. Anyways I think I'll just drift off…….. Wait a sec what's that poking out from under my pillows? ……… AAHHHHHHHHHHH…. The pictures!! Why in hell would Enrique hide them under my pillow? Stupid idiot! Trust him to do that!!! Here I was thinking that he'd come up with some brilliant hiding place for these and he just transfers them from his pillow to mine!! Brilliant!! If you didn't notice, I was being sarcastic! Hmm I'll get bad dreams if these stay under my pillow so I'll put them……. Ummmmm ….. in the ducted heating vent. Yeah!! ….. Wait a sec that's way to obvious I mean seriously if you don't hide something under your pillow which is your first option you hide it in the vent. DUH!! Ok hmmmm….. I no!! I'll put it in my bedside draw! They'll never find it! I'm SO smart! I place the photo's in the draw and close it. Hmmm I wonder what he's done with the negative? Cause they're not with these photo! Oh well I can't be bothered thinking about this when I'm so tiered!! Ok I'm going to go to bed now so byb bye……….
Any ideas will be gr8tly appreciated!! So feel free. And thank you all again. AND I don't own anything!! Literally. Anyways id better go, vause I gotta beguin preporation for my party. If neone can make it 2morrow that would be gr8 cyas all in the next chappie!!!
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