Hello! Me again! I'm so happy that you guys like this strop, all though I didn't get many reviews for my last chapter, that's why I haven't updated for a while, well that and the fact that I was just a bit lazy! I apologise for the huge delay! But here, finally is chapter 9……. Enjoy!

"Camera's, pools, birds and mums"

This is getting really annoying, cause Enrique can't think of anything totally mean to do to Johnny and Robert. BUT what's even worse is he keeps asking me to come up with ideas. A good thing has come from this, and that's Johnny and Robert haven't yet found my SECRET hiding spot for the photo's. Stupid Enrique thought that he could hide them under my pillow and get away with it but NO cause they searched my room from top to bottom yesterday and couldn't find anything. They even looked in the vents. But guess where they didn't look? In my bedside table. Mwahahahahaha!!! Sometimes I even surprise myself with my brilliance. *sigh* I should be famous… what am I talking about I already AM famous, for my beauty, my beyblading and of course my smartness…. I mean my brilliance. Ummm… change of subject…. Oh My GOD I had the weirdest dream last night….. *silence* ….. Do you wanna know what happened? ………..*silence* ………. Well I'm going to tell you anyway. OK, WELL it started in this house and I was in the kitchen with Enrique, and then the phone rang and Enrique answered it, and when he did his head got sucked in to the phone and then suddenly his whole body was sucked in. It was so scary, ANYWAYS, time to go down stairs for lunch, I can't just stay cooped up in my room all day now can I! That would just be rood of my to do so.

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"Hey Oliver, where have you been for the past 4 hours?" Enrique asked, reaching for something in the fridge. I sat down at the table. Shoot now I remember why I was upstairs for so long, because I was trying to get away from Enrique and his hassling. Stupid Enrique, won't leave me alone about the photo's.  'We need to make 'em squirm' He'd say, 'But why can't we just hold on to them in case they're naughty' I'd ask. But NO!! He has to be a BIG bully. Mean old Enrique.

"I've just cleaning my room and stuff" Enrique smiled.

"What were you doing? Straitening your photo frames?" He thinks I'm crazy and that I go around like an idiot straitening pictures and centring salt and peppershakers, when really I don't do that. Only sometimes. Ok, ok I can't help it, its like a nervous tick. Whenever a picture isn't straight it annoys me and I have to fix it. I cant help it *pouts*

"For your information Enrique, I wasn't doing that! *glares*" I roll my eyes, and Enrique smiles. *ring ring* *gasp* THE PHONE!!! Hmmm Déjà vu. Enrique moved to answer it. When without thinking I stopped him.

"Enrique! Don't! It's a trap!!!" Enrique raised an eyebrow at the sudden outburst. It had also surprised me, but NO my mouth didn't stop there, it just kept on talking.

"Ifyoupickitupthephonewilleatyourheadandsuckupyourbody!!!" (Gosh that was a mouthful, if you didn't quite get that, here's what I said 'If you pick it up, the phone will eat your head and suck up your body') I slapped a hand to my head so hard, that I almost fell over. STOP TALKING!! Your just making yourself sound like an even bigger idiot!!

"Trust me Enrique! Don't answer it! The phones EVIL!! *shudders*" OH MY GOSH!! Somebody stop me!! WHERE THE HELL IS THE OFF SWITCH?!?!?! I CANT FIND IT! I MUST BE BROKEN! I need a doctor *cries*. Enrique looked at me strangely before picking up the phone. Panic immediately swept through me.

"N   O   O   O   O   O   O   O   O   O   O   O   O   O………" I reached for the phone as if in slow motion. Enrique must have seen me coming, cause he made a run for it. (while talking on the phone, might I add) I would chase him if I could be bothered AND if I hadn't just tripped over my own feet. Well that was embarrassing. I lifted myself off the floor and back to the chair, that I had been sitting in. I bet cha Enrique's going to tell me that I've lost it when he gets back. Stupid Enrique.

About five minutes later Enrique returned to the room whilst keeping a closer eye on my movements, I don't know what he thinks I'm going to do?

"That was my mum, she said she wants me to send her down a tape of the house. She doesn't have any time to come down and visit" He informed me with very little emotion, I can't tell if he's happy that she's not coming down, or sad. Oh well, all I know is that I'm happy! Oh My God! Enrique's mum is one of the most annoying people in the world! Typical Italian! 'Eat this, eat that…. Blah blah blah blah blah!" I swear, she just doesn't stop talking! And she's so obsessed about Enrique, everything about him has to be perfect, clothes, hair and house. That's why I don't want her coming here! To my house! (Well to mine, Enrique's, Johnny's and Robert's house) But you know!! She'd be cleaning ALL day and telling me how dirty my house is! ARGH!!! I just don't like her touching anything cause she moved it and then I cant find it when I really need it. Oh crap, I just remembered, she doesn't know about myself and Enrique's relationship. She still thinks that he's straight. She'll FREAK!! I don't think that she likes me very much, cause as she said 'Cooking is something the women do' and 'Men are supposed to be big and strong so they can take care of their wives, not scrawny and prissy'. SHE DRIVES ME INSANE!!!

"Oh really, that's too bad." I said with my best sad look on. Enrique rolled his eyes, he always knows when I'm lying. Damn me and the fact that I'm so transparent!!! Just like glass. Te he! Like that trippy multi-coloured patterny glass. Have I told you how much I love that glass? *sigh*

"Yeah, well anyway. I'm going to go and get started on filming some stuff for her, I think that ill start with the gardens…. And then maybe…." Then he trailed off, or maybe I just stopped listening, in don't know? One or the other.

"Yeah, I think I'll go that!" He said rushing down the hall, probably to get the camera. Ok so he was still going, I must have stopped listening. Jeez my tuning out of conversations is going to get me into real trouble one day, I should concentrate a bit more! ……. NAH!! *shakes head*

Hmmmm… I'm bored. I stare out the window, and see a bird sitting on the sill. Lucky birds, not a care in the worlds. Such dumb creatures *sigh* I wish I were a smart bird. So I could fly and be free and stuff. And then I wouldn't have to worry about keeping my blimp clean and stuff. Lucky birdies.

I just got inspired, well not really inspired I just suddenly have the erg to go for a walk outside.   

The beautiful outdoors, with it's beautiful trees, and beautiful, flowers and beautiful animals, and it beautiful …. Bugs and spiders….. EWWWWWewewewewewewewewew!!! I hate bugs and spiders!!! Maybe I wont go out side, come to think about it, there's a lot of outside stuff that I don't like, for instance bugs and spiders, dirt and grass, and……..and ………Oooo did I mention bugs? I really don't like bugs! They're so dirty!! I think I'll just stay inside! Yeah good Idea! *looks around* Too late, I must have walked out side while I was thinking ! Stupid me!!! Oh well might as well see if I can find Enrique and see if he's started his little filmy thingy. It's funny, Enrique had to fight so hard to be able to leave home, cause is mum was to afraid he'd get scared being out in the big, big world all on his lonesome. But eventually he got his way, don't ask me how he did it? It's a mystery to us all. We were all so surprised when he came out with the news that his mum said he could leave home, he's only been here for a month or two, and she's visited a total of 4 times, that's about 1 time every couple of weeks. Obviously this week cause she couldn't come and check on him face to face she thought that the next best thing would be to get a video of it.

I walked carelessly down the garden path, looking at the beautiful rose bushes I had planted all around the backyard. *sigh* That's one thing I certainly do like about the outdoors, and that's the flowers, especially the roses! Such lovely things they are. The symbol of romance. *dreamt sigh*

Hey look! It's another pretty bird, and there's a butterfly OOO and there's a lovely tree, another rose bush, a dragonfly, an Enrique, a pool….. A POOL!!! AHHHHHHH *SPLASH* Well that was graceful. Crap now I'm all wet. I can hear Enrique rushing over to help me.

"Are you ok Oliver? Didn't you hear me calling you?" He asks, desperately hauling me out of the pool. I ring out my clothing and my hair, wishing to god that Johnny and Robert didn't see that. Enrique's got the camera in his hand, he must have been filming the rose garden.

"Yeah I'm fine" I answered spitting water out of my mouth. He he I just had a sudden erg to do something EVIL. I smile sweetly at Enrique.

"Thank you so much for helping me!" I say holding out my arms to give him a hug. Without a second thought he complies and hugs me. But woopsy he forgot that I was still wet. He quickly pulls away when he feels the water seeping through his clothes.

"Oliver!! You got me all wet" He cries out melodramatically. I put on my bestest ever puppy dogface.

"I'm so sowwy Enrique-poo I didn't even realise" He smiled.

"That's ok, Olli" He answered placing an arm around my shoulders and lead me back toward the house. Seriously how totally gullible would you have to be to believe a boat load of shit like that! Stupid Enrique. Oh well, it was sweet of him, and cool on my account cause now I know that I can get him to do almost anything with my innocence, charm and sex appeal. Don't you dare laugh at me!! I have innocence, charm and sex appeal. Especially the last one. And you know its true. *give a saucy grin*

"What are you smiling at?" Enrique asks. Why did he have to look at me when I was thinking that? WHY? What do I say? 'I was just telling myself how sexy I am?' Nah I don't think that'll work. Better think of something fast cause he's waiting for an answer.

"Me no smile" Oh yeah, me talk good. Nice one Sparticus! Well I just made an idiot of myself again. Enrique's probably going to break up with me cause I'm such a loser. He gives me a strange look, and turns away. See it's already started, he's going to break up with me tonight! I can see it. AHHHH!! I think that I want to cry. *sob*

"Is something wrong?" He asks. CAN'T ANYONE DO A LITTLE THINKING WITHOUT GETTING ASKED STUPID QUESTIONS?!?!? Ha?    

"No I'm fine"

"Sure?" OK! OK! Enough with the questions already! I'm fine! What else do you want me to say? 'Yeah I'm good except I've got this whole fungus thing going on.'

"I'm sure." Fewf, I'm happy I didn't say the fungus thing out loud. That would have been embarrassing. Enrique looked at raised an eyebrow.

"You have a fungus?" Did he read my mind or did I just say that out loud? I think the first idea is most plausible. DAMN IT!!! What the hell is wrong with me? I can't do anything right, right now!!!

"No!…. Of course not, that was just a figure of speech" Actually it's not really classified as a figure of speech! At least I don't think that it is? Enrique shrugged it off and we continued on our walk to the house. Lucky I got away with that one.       

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 Sorry, it's not all that long, although it took me ages to write. I sware, the more reviews I get, the quicker I will update. So please feel free to give me a review. But PLEEEZZZ no flame, I haven't got ne yet, and id like to keep it that way please. Thanx guys, and hope to c u in the next chapter.

AN: I've got a whole new plot line, so I finally have somewhere to go with this fic, stay tuned to find out whats going to happen in the wacky world of Oliver!

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Cassie