I'm sorry that it's taken so long for me to update. I really am. But it's just that I haven't had the time.
Enrique: Yes you have, you liar!
Ok so I'm lying, I just haven't been inspired. But I'll tell you what inspires me…… reviews.
Enrique: So that's your lame attempt to get reviews.
…..yes….. HAVE YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT?
Enrique: No of coarse not….. it was just lame.
pulls massive as rubber mallet out of her pocket and chases Enrique with itthen there was a big puff of smoke and a box appears, and out of that box appears….
Oliver: HEWWO!!!! looks around to see Cassie beating the shit out of Enrique I was too late… Oh well you'd better get reading. Enjoy !!
"Screwed!!""So, Enrique are you going to show us what you've taken so far" Johnny questioned from the couch taking another bite of his sandwich. Enrique pulled his head out of the fridge to answer.
"Yeah, Oliver can you set up the TV connections for the camera" He said going back into the fridge and pulled out a bottle of coke. What connections? I don't know what to do? Do I look like a technical pro, I've never even used the camera before. I didn't move from my position near the mantel.
"Sorry Oliver I forgot that your completely illiterate when it comes to electronics" Enrique apologised, and asked Johnny to do it for him. I blushed slightly, that's only one thing Johnny's better at than me.
We all sat in front of the TV waiting for the Enrique's little home video.
'Hi mum!' Enrique's voice echoed through the TV. You saw Enrique's face come to the screen in a wobbly manner, he then points it to the front of the house.
'This is our garden, Oliver had all the roses planted the other day.' I did? I didn't even know that we had roses out there, I thought that I only had them out the back? Strange! Enrique took the camera to the backyard, to the pool.
'There's Oliver's pool…. And hey look! It's Oliver……' IT'S ME!!! I'M FAMOUSE! 'Oliver? Hey Oliver…' Enrique's voice called, but it appears that I am not listening, or just thinking to hard. I am heading directly to the pool. 'OLIVER WATCH OUT!' Enrique yelled
'Aeeeeee!!!….' My scream was heard and then muffled as I hit the water. Both Johnny and Robert burst out laughing. Suddenly the picture blurred and we now had a good picture of the grass as Enrique ran toward the pool, to help me.
"Woooopsy I thought that I'd stopped filming, I mustn't have turned it off. Oh well, we don't need to see the rest" Enrique said standing to turn it off, but Johnny stopped him.
"No don't, this is funny" He laughed, Enrique half smiled sitting back down. Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap!!! I can't remember what happens after this. Do I do anything embarrassing that they'll hold against me?
As Enrique was running to get me out of the pool, he put the camera hastily down on the table giving us a clear shot of what was happening. He grabbed my hand and hauled me out of the pool.
'Are you ok Oliver? Didn't you hear me calling you?' I began ringing out my clothes and my hair, as Enrique picked up the camera he had put down. My eye's stray to the camera and there is a silence.
'Yeah I'm fine' I hear me say, as I also spit water out of my mouth. Then an evil look crosses my eyes and I smile sweetly. Am I evil or what, look at me go, I'm like an evil machine.
'Thank you so much for helping me!' I say holding out my arms for Enrique to hug me, and stupid Enrique without thinking hugs me. Te he and I get him all wet. Enrique squeals like a girl and pulls away shrieking.
'Oliver!! You got me all wet!' He yells desperately trying to wipe off the water, making the camera thrash violently. Idiot. Oooo WOW now look! It's those world famous puppy dog eyes, jeez I almost convinced myself that I was sorry. I glance over at Enrique, if you close enough I swear that there is sweat dripping down his face.
'I'm so sowwy Enrique-poo, I didn't even realise' He smiles. Oh crap, oh crap I can't remember what I did after this. What is it's something incriminating? Then Johnny and Robert could get their hands on it and use it against me….. I'd better do something!!!
"HEY! What did you do that for?" Johnny shrieks. Te he Johnny shrieks like a girl. Ooooppps back to the subject. Johnny shrieks giggles as I rip all the connection cords out at once, when suddenly the T.V goes black and the two lamps beside the couch go out. Wooops wrong cords. shrugs Oh well at least the T.V's out. I panic.
"You…. Don't need to see any of that! …….. yeah….um….it's boring" SHOOT! I may as well tell them that me and Enrique are together giggles I still find that word amusing.
"Well it doesn't look boring" Robert grins. Sometimes he makes me so angry that I just might….. let Enrique beat the shit out of him. Don't get me wrong it's not because I couldn't do it, it's just….. that I just did my nails.
Enrique interjects, blushing "It is boring just a bit of useless rambling about ……… se..umm food" His eyes widen and I swear that if he weren't sensible he would have slapped his hand to his head so hard that he would have knocked himself out. Wait a sec, was he going to say…. Sex gasps AND AT A TIME LIKE THIS! Is there ever a time where a male doesn't think about his bloody dick!! I am ashamed, wait a second I'm a guy! Lets just pretend that I didn't say any of that stuff…. That I said…. Just before. I am thankfully interrupted from my thoughts by Johnny's 'shrieking' voice.
"I think you guys are hiding something" I'm busted!!! I've got to do something fast! But before I can think of something half descent, I find myself running for dear life video camera in hand, destination unknown. I look back to see the three figure bewildered behind me, two more than the other. The expression on Enrique's face was more 'What an idiot' That's not very nice, and plus, I'm not the 'idiot' who left the camera rolling! But I am the idiot who just ran away with a camera. Oh man, I'm screwed!
I finally made it to my room and closed the door. Immediately hiding the camera under my pillow and then realising that the cameras just a bit to big to hide under their. Ah HA! I'll hide it in my bed side table draw thingy. There! My door swung open and Enrique stepped in cautiously, well not really cautiously, I just like using that word.
"Oliver I think that we're in trouble" Well there's a big surprise! This is incredible, I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise!
"Really? You think so? Now why would you say that?" In ask innocently sitting on my bed, Enrique sat on the chair next to me.
"Well I think that they think that we are together and considering what we did when we found out that they were together I get the feeling that they're going to do something equally as terrible if not worse to us!" Ok I knew that we were in trouble but I don't think that I thought it through enough.
"So we're screwed!" I declared! Enrique smiled.
"Not quite yet! We still have the pictures, the ones I hid under your pillow" Oh yeah! I forgot about them! Thank god, I think my life has just been saved!!! I stood up and ran over to my bed side table thingy and open the draw. I pulled the camera out of the draw so I could get a better look at the contents of the draw. Oh crap!! There not in here! I swear I put them in here the other night! I remember they were under my pillow and then I put them in here! Where in the world could they have gone. This is bad. I turned 'cautiously' giggles back to Enrique.
"It's funny that you should mention those pictures. You see….. well I can't find them" That's good, he took it better than I thought it would, he's not yelling or screaming or throwing anything. "But that's ok right, cause you've still got the negatives" I said hopefully. Enrique smiled, but it wasn't a normal smile, it scared me. He looks like a hungry cat who just noticed a teeny tiny mouse, and I'm the mouse. Go figure!
"Well no, we don't had any negatives, all we had were those pictures." He informed, his voice gradually lifting to a yell.
"But why didn't the pictures come with negatives?" His anger seemed to make a switch to guilt. Me thinks wittle old Enwique didn't want me to ask that question.
"I never said that the pictures didn't come with negatives…. It's just……" He said slightly nervous, at least I think that he's nervous, I don't really know, I just can't think of any other describing words. I raised an eyebrow, willing him to continue. He glanced at me before bowing his head. HE LOST THEM!!! AND HERE HE WAS LECTURING ME ABOUT THE SAME THING!!
"You lost them?" I stated calmly. Breathing in….. breathing out……
"I think that Johnny must have found them, and hasn't told us" He said. My eye's went wide.
"Then he must have found the photo's as well" Now this is where we panic and jump off the roof in defeat.
"Well I suppose it's possible"
"But why would he not brag about it?" I asked. You'd think that Johnny of all people would brag.
"Maybe he wants us to think that we have control when in reality he's planning something really big to do to us" Enrique said shrugging. No way! Johnny's not smart enough for that.
"Johnny's not the 'type' to 'think' of something like that"
"Remember he's got Robert "Enrique said as if he were stating the obvious.
"Still I don't think that their brains combined could think to do that" I said half smirking.
Enrique rolled his eyes. "Oliver I don't think that you give Robert enough credit"
"Wrong, I think I give him to much credit!" Gosh, I'm being a bitch aren't I. When I say bitch I mean it in the manliest of ways.
"Anyways…first things first! I need to send my mum that tape, but I don't want to finish it off or send that one……. So I was thinking that maybe I could send her that one that you got done recently for the internet?" That would be right! He's gonna scab it off me. Mind you I only have it cause I was going to sell the house and move in at Roberts in England, but we all preferred France, so I didn't need it.
"…..Ok…." I said with a sigh. Ok now which draw is it? If I remember correctly I didn't name it. I opened the top draw. There it is!! I pulled out the blank tape and handed it to Enrique.
"There ya go" I chirped. AHHH I DON'T chirp!!
"Thanks" He said leaving the room. I sat back down on my bed. What do I do now? I know! It's been a while since I last alphabetized my cd collection….
Oliver: Did you like it? Yes, review. No, don't. S'up to you. But I know that Cassie would really like the reviews.
PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ dragging in an unconscious Enrique
Oliver: rolls eyes Ok well we'd better go so Enrique can recover for the next chapter.
Yes…… recover…… giggles, poking Enrique with a stick
Oliver: Bub bye!!!
Till next time!!! Luv Cass
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