I thought I'd put a couple of warnings in, cause ive been kinda slack. Mind you, by now you should have figured these out for your self.
YAOI, Major out of characterness!!! And umm…… actually I think that's it!
But yeah, thanks for all the reviews guys, although I didn't get as many for the last chapter! But that doesn't mean I'm not going to update, cause I love you all! And I have holidays now and I got majorly bored and decided to write another chapter, I should at least get one more done by the end of the 2 weeks.
But NEWAYS this chapter is dedicated to all you woverwy people out there, who like my fics!!
And I'de like to say a big thanks to B. Tiamat Atardecer, cause your so nice to draw a pic of this fic and I'd LOVE to see it sooooo much if you read this chapter. ANYWAYS everyone…. ENJOY
"Run away""And how does this make you feel?" The guy in the very un flattering suit asked me.
"It makes me feel un loved sobs" The strange man claiming to be a doctor writes something down in his little book. Cummon how hard can it be to do psychiatry? Even I did it in school, and as you know I'm not the brightest pea in the pod. Wait a sec did I just insult my self. …. Anyway I got a bit off track! As you've probably noticed Enrique has sent me to a physiatrist. Stupid Enrique! Ok so what if I told him to stay away from the T.V cause there's a horrible monster living in there named Bill who threatened to eat him if he watched anymore of these soap operas! I can't help it if I'm psychic, yes it's my curse! I have dreams and they come true! Well they've come true once. But that one really did feel like it was going to come true! But yeah! That's why I'm here today. As well as the fact that he caught me changing the letters on the MnM's so I could put them in alphabetical order. How I was I to know it was a bloody crime! pouts He even had the nuts to say "Oliver, it think that your obsessive compulsive" WHICH I'M NOT. straightens picture frame on table That's not included! It was really bugging me!
"Ok Oliver I'm going to do some word association with you, just tell me the first thing that pops in to your head, ok ready?"
Nah! Stupid! Of course I'm bloody ready! "Yes"
"Ok lets start with anger"
"Johnny and Robert!"
"Fear"
"Santa" WHAT!?!?! Why did I say that? Talk about making an idiot of my self!
"Hatred"
"Johnny and Robert"
"Love"
"Ruffer"
"Red"
"Blue" Hey, you ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer.
"Cars"
"Kill Johnny and Robert!" The Dr guy looks at me weird, wait a sec is that fear? Te he!
"TV"
"Bill"
"Life"
"sucks!" The doctor guy scribbled some more stuff on his stupid little pad thingy. He looked up at me with a very stern expression on his face. Ok now your going to ask me why I'm scared of Santa right? Well aren't you a little creeped out about a guy who climbs down your chimney in the middle of the night, wearing a terrible outfit? cricket silence…….Well I am!!
"Oliver it appears you have a lot of anger bottled up inside you" It's not rocket science, even I could have told him that! Geez it don't wanna pay 100 bucks and hour for this badly dressed loser tell me that I need anger management, which by the way I already know!! I just nodded my head.
"Now I think that instead of suppressing this rage, I think that you should express it that will be at no threat to others" He offered glancing back down at his scribble book.
"But what can I do?" Seriously how can I express my anger with out killing or injuring someone? Mainly Johnny and Robert?
"Take up a sport. Sometimes tennis or simply buying a punching bag is a form of anger management. So when ever someone makes you angry you can just resolve it in sport"
Well that was an incredibly boring waist of time! I told Enrique I didn't need to go to this stupid physiatrist, and I was right, he only told me stuff that I already knew! Well that's not entirely true! Cause there was one thing that I didn't know that apparently throwing Johnny and Robert in front of a bus will not make my troubles disappear, that in fact it will create more problems. I don't understand what he talking about? Cause Johnny and Robert are the problem! How can it be a bad thing if they are hit by a bus? And he thinks he smart, just cause he's got lots of pieces of paper on his wall saying that he's smart! That doesn't mean anything, cause I could get some of them, all I need to do is print them off the computer…… if only I knew how to turn the damn thing on? Anyways! Enough of that! I need to go and tell Ruffer all about my story!
Where is he??? Where is he!!! I CAN'T FIND RUFFER!!! I'M GOING TO SCREAM!! RUFFER RAN AWWWWAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!! I ran as fast I could to Enrique's room.
"Enrique!!! Enrique!!" Enrique looked up from his book. WHAT!? Enrique's reading? HAS THE WORLD COMPLETELY LOST IT?
"Enrique! Ruffer ran away!!!" I will not cry, I will not cry!! I think I'm gonna cry! Enrique raised an eyebrow.
"Oliver, Ruffer's a stuffed toy, he can't run away!" ARE YOU INSANE!!!
"gasps Your lucky that he ran away and isn't hear to here that!" Enrique rolled his eyes.
"?Oliver seriously!"
"Well then someone has stolen him, and is going to send packages of stuffing in the mail until I give him the millions in ransom!" I said hysterically. I can feel it! Everything is rushing to my stomach! I think I'm going to throw up!
"Oliver don't you think your over reacting, just a bit?" HOW CAN HE SAY THAT? THE BUT HEAD THINKS I'M CRAZY!!
"…….no"
"It was probably another Johnny and Robert blackmail strategy" gasp HES RIGHT!! BASTARDS!! That's it! I have to get my Ruffer back! TO THE KITCHEN!
There he is! And he's all alone! I know it was him and not Robert because Robert wouldn't stoop so low as to steal Ruffer bursts out in to tears I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM PAY!! And I'm going to be sneaky about it!
"JOHNNY GIVE BACK RUFFER! I KNOW YOU HAVE HIM SO DON'T EVEN TRY TO DENY IT!!!" I order in my best authority voice, he looks up at me with fear……. Ok he doesn't look at me with fear, he looks at me with a grin. Pompous assehole!
"What are you going to do if I say that I do have your filthy raggy doll?" He asks evilly taking another sip of his drink. OOOOOOO That was low! The least he could do is look a bit worried!
"I'm gonna……. I'm gonna…….. get you back so hard!" I said glaring, glaring with fire in my eyes.
"You can't you have nothing on me, and here I am with everything! Face it Oliver your screwed! So if I were you I'd give up!" With out a second thought I answer.
"If you were me, I'd be ugly" Yes, yes I've seen Peter Pan way to many times, but what can I say, Jeremy's HOT!! I think I said the wrong thing! I think I made Johnny angry. jumps around in circle singing I made Johnny angry…. I made Johnny angry…. And so on and so on. He stood and backed me into a near by wall.
"Oliver you don't want to get Ruffer back, piece……. By ……. Piece do you?" I squinted at the cunning smirk that now occupied his mouth. This was WAY low, even for Johnny! I shook my head.
"……….no…….." There was something about the tension that was making my hole body sake or was it the fact that now I was so close to throwing up that it wasn't funny.
"I didn't think so, so Oliver ….. don't push me!" He stood there a moment simply glaring at me. Here it comes …………..Yep there it is. Vomit. All over Johnny's 500 dollar jacket. I'm in even more shit now than I was 5 seconds ago! I now may as well be ….. dead! But no! I'm not ready to die yet! So while Johnny's squealing like a girl, I run, run as fast as my feet can carry me. Strait in to………. A door frame……..
Am I dead yet? Wow, my head hurts! I have a headache! I'm in my bed! I wonder how long I've been unconscious that's if I was unconscious otherwise I could have imagined the whole psychiatrist, Ruffer and Throwing up on Johnny thing! But by the looks of this fluff on the side of my bed, I think that it all did happen. Wait a sec…… FLUFF!! RUFFER'S FLUFF!!! I feel a bit light headed…………
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