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"Death sounds good"::stares dreamily at the glass:: ………………… ::dreamt sigh:: ………………….AHH What are you doing here?! It's not what it looks like, really. I was just cleaning the glass…… really! With my super duper mind powers. Not just …..staring at it…….because it's so trippy and hypnotizing. ::glares:: Ok…..so what if I was? What are you going to do about it? Break it or something….. ::gasps:: NO don't do that! …….um… I think a change of subject is in order. I think that it's time that I came out of the bathroom now. People are starting to get suspicious. The only reason that I have been in the bathroom is because…….. well…….. that's where we have the trippy glass. Not that I was in here to look at the glass. I was just admiring the beautiful craftsmanship in the hard wood door frames…. Exquisite. ::rubs the door frame enthusiastically:: …….Ok that was a bit creepy. Ahhhh…. Let's got on with the story. Where did you leave? Oh that's right, just after Enrique ditched me! Not much has happened since then, except Enrique's wore a huge hole in the floor boards down stairs because he's been pacing….. A LOT! I think he needs to see a psychiatrist! Un like me, he needs one. To sort out his many issues. ::rolls eyes:: And he thinks I have issues. ::puts on high pitched squeaky voice:: Isn't that right Ruffer, Enweeeque thinks I'm cwazzy. But I'm not am I! He is! That's wight, he is! ::hugs Ruffer:: See! Ruffer agrees with me……. STOP STAREING! ……. There's an arm growing out of my head, isn't there. ::pauses:: OK….. I can tell your getting sick of reading about me rambling on. So lets go find Enrique shall we.
THERE HE IS ::points:: Enrique!!!!! Wow he's stopped pacing, and is now what looks to be….. counting MnM's. I sat beside him on the coach as he continued.
"Oliver?" He asked without taking his eye's off the chocolates. "What are we going to do?" I sighed.
"Well, a wise man once told me….The great kings of the past are up…."
"Oliver, That's a line from the lion king! Mufassa said that. You got a bit side tracked"
"No I didn't! Are you saying Mufassa isn't wise?"
"No I'm saying Mufassa isn't a man! And a CARTOON, for that matter" I gasped.
"Enrique what have you got against cartoons? Are you knocking Aladin? Please don't tell me that your knocking Aladin, cause if you are….."
"I'm not knocking Aladin! I'm just saying that Mufassa isn't exactly one of the most manly people! BECAUSE HE ISN'T A PERSON" Te he, I thought he was going to say 'Because he isn't a people' Don't ask me why the hell a brought that up, it just popped into my head and I couldn't stop myself from saying it. OOOO Speaking of Mufassa, I know this really cool as, funny joke. Ya wanna hear it? ::silence:: ……..Too bad! Ya going to NEWAY! Ok, hear it goes. What's bright yellow and dangerous? ::silence:: …………………. Give up? ::grins:: Shark infested custard! ::laughs hysterically:: Why aren't you laughing? ::sighs:: You obviously don't know a good joke when you hear it!
"But seriously Oliver I don't know what we're going to do, I posted the tape four days ago so it should have well and truly got to Italy" He closes his eyes in defeat and releases a breath. "Mum's probably going to make me pack my things and come back home with her as soon as she gets it"
"Enrique she can't control you! Your old enough to make your own decisions! You don't have to do what she says!" I say giving him what little help I can offer to the situation.
"Well, actually I do. Cause if I don't she'll threaten to take away my allowance….." He shudders "…..and then, I'll have to……..get a …..job" AHHHHHHHH He said the J word! We promised each other we would never EVER say the 'J' word!
"::gasps:: ENRIQUE!! You said……you said…..the..the" He nods, I gasp again. "But Enrique, we made a promise. 'I will never, ever in a trillion billion years lower myself to their level and get a j…j..job'" AHHHHHH now he's got me saying the 'J' word! I feel faint.
"Oliver we were six when we made that promise, I don't think that it still applies!" WHAT? Is Enrique going against the secret code of brother hood? I hope not! Time to be the level head.
"OK Enrique! This is no time to resort to drastic measures, maybe your mum wont take away your allowance, maybe she wont even get the tape?" I feel like I'm repeating myself.
"Oliver I'm not resorting to drastic measures, I'm thinking realistically!" He hits himself on the head with his palm, which looked to have been really hard. If he weren't so emotional right now I think that he would have cried……. Well maybe not cried, maybe fallen over cause he hit himself so hard…… or maybe not…. But you get the idea. I would keep going but Enrique's talking again. "Why am I just hanging around here when I should be doing something! Like making a phone call to the post in Italy and see if its posted, or flying there and getting it myself before she can get here hands on it." He collapses on to the couch. "Who am I kidding, it would have been delivered there ages ago! She's probably seen it by now and died of a heart attack" And that's a bad thing…….why? Oh wait, that was thoughtless of me. Poor Enrique, if his mum dies then she wont be able to sent him one of those care packages in the mail with all the food and stuff that he says that he loves soooo much and then just chucks in the bin anyways! Oh and he wont be able to have her come and visit us every month…..or week? I donno, her visits are very erratic and unpredictable. Hey Joe, what do ya know? Those two words mean the same thing. Meh.
"Enrique if she's died of heart attack then you would have heard something from Piddlesworth!" There I go being level headed again. He he ….Piddlesworth…… Cummon, What the hell kind of name is that?
"Oliver I was being melodramatic, mum has no heart conditions that would cause it to just stop or burst or whatever happens when your heart attacks you" Stupid Enrique your heart stops…..i think? Oh well. But it wouldn't surprise me with all the stuff she eats! Munga, munga. [Eat, eat] But I don't blame her, who would eat their heart out living in Italy, some of the worlds finest and yummiest foods. ::drools::
"Even if she has seen the video maybe she wont even care, I mean your 19 years old. You've watched porn, every one your age has!" Except me of course, because I'm decent that I would never even think about it!
"According to mum, no I haven't. And even if she suspected it of me, not gay porn! Fuck it Oliver! She doesn't even know! What a great way to find out!" I hope he was being sarcastic! And might I add, there was no reason for the F word in that sentence. ::glares:: I know what your thinking! And NO I don't sware just because I can! Only sometimes……
"Are you scared that she's going to disapprove of you being gay? Cause if you are….."
"Hey don't you lecture me about it! You haven't even told your parents and they live in the same country!"
"First of all. I wasn't about to lecture you about it, I was just going to give you a pointer and second. Unless my parents have been living under a rock for the past 18 years of my life, they would have just guessed that I was gay, I don't have to tell them anything! I wasn't the one chasing skirts around my whole life and then saw my best friend in a dress and had a drastic change of heart!" WOW That was one LONG breath! Enrique was about to reply when the extremely loud novelty door bell rang. We both headed toward it. That will being Johnny and Robert back from shopping……..on second thoughts, they have a key? Who could it be? I bet its Enrique's mum, that would be just our luck.
Enrique opened the door, his mouth gaped open and his eyes wide. I looked over his shoulder. OH MAN! Why does this have to be the first time in my whole life that I'm actually right about something?
I wasn't going to upload this chapter until I got 100 reviews, but then I thought "That's just mean" So I thought that I'd upload it at 98! Thanx for the lovely reviews, and remember the more I get the more inspired I am, the quicker I update.
PS. Sorry about the long wait……… you know how to put a stop to my laziness!
Oh and if you don't know what that line "Hey Joe what do ya know?" Is from, it's from AI (Artificial Intelligence) One of my all time fav movies!
AND If I bag Italians, don't take it the wrong way, cause I am Italian and I get the basic drift of how an Italian family operates.
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