Sue Ellen Chapter 2

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"Yow mef ho shay Shue Effon's yere?" Ray yelled with his mouth full, grossing out his three friends who made a motion for it to be swallowed. Lily took a breath. Oh yes. She has just told them the news about Sue Ellen arriving...kinda. "You mean to say Sue Ellen's here?!" Ray said, after gulping his food down whole.

Robbie looked happy, but he didn't show it as he looked past Travis and at Kim who waved. He waved back also, but you could tell his thoughts were somewhere else. Somewhere in the Sexy Sue Ellen Elsewhere.

Raising his eyebrows, Travis looked at Lily. "Who is Sue Ellen?" After seeing her grim look, he added, "Or should I not know?"

"No, no," Lily protested, "You should know. And yes, Ray, she's here. Travis," she turned his way. "Sue Ellen's my cousin. She came a few summers ago and Robbie and Ray met her. The last time they saw her, she was pretty attractive,"

Ray interrupted her, snorting in disbelief. "Lily, she was a babe! I mean, if she went to her school, we would have been the perfect couple. We had so much in common..." He started mumbling something about '12 kids' and 'happiness at last'. Travis and Robbie turned their attention to Lily.

Rolling her eyes, Lily continued. "Fine. A 'babe'. But, yes, she has changed..."

"Is she hotter?" Ray questioned.

"Is she well developed?" Robbie joined in, mimicking Ray.

"Yes, is her brain the size of Ray's?" Travis said, in a tone where he was trying to be funny but all he got were looks. "Well, Ray said they had so much in common. Brain size should be enough in common for Ray."

Our dark-haired friend just shook his head in disbelief. "Swami, Swami, Swami, smarts isn't enough for me." He sounded like he was going to say something clever, or intelligent. "She's gotta have a sexy figure man!" Or...not.

Lily gave Ray a very, very, hard punch and gave him a scowl. Travis and Robbie looked amused and Ray squealed in pain. "ANYWAY, I'll go get her for you ALL to see her. And Ray, don't start drooling."

"I'll try not to Lily!" he shouted after her as she scooted her chair out and walked away. Then he turned to Travis. "Oh God, Swami, Sue Ellen was like a goddess of hotness. Robbie, our good boy Robbie here, was drooling over her."

Robbie's face flushed with the color deep red. "No way Ray! I didn't!"

Giving a loud laugh, he replied, "'Oh Sue Ellen, why don't you stay longer?' 'Sue Ellen, you need a drink?' 'Oh Sue Ellen?' 'Sue?' 'You okay?'" he mimicked him. Travis snickered as Ray gave a 'You know I'm right' grin.

Throwing his hands up in the air, he yelled. "Yes! I DID drool over her! You were right, and I was wrong!" Then he gave a 'Are you happy now?' look to him.

"Wait, what?" he pretended to not hear. "Did you say that...I was right?! Me? And...you? No! But it was! YOU were wrong! I was right. Of course. It seems so clear now!" Robbie glared at him.

Lily started to walk up to the table. The three boys listened to her every word. "Guys, hi. Sue Ellen's here. Right behind me actually. So let me get to the point. Everyone, this is Sue Ellen; the 'sexy' and 'hot' girl that you were waiting for."

Then, she stepped to the right and a girl stepped where she was. Ray's eyes widened. Robbie's mouth dropped open. Travis just raised his eyebrows. There was a huge silence at the table until Ray started to stutter. "W-who? W-what?"

Travis came in with this, "Wait...so if she's so sexy, I'd hate to see her on a bad day."

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL LILY?!" Ray screeched.

Sighing, she took a seat. "This is Sue Ellen. THIS is her. I was just as shocked."

Sue Ellen started to speak. "Hi. I'm Sue Ellen. Hi Ray, Robbie. I've changed, haven't I?" then she laughed warmly. You could see what everyone was thinking. 'Really, really changed.'

"Hi Sue Ellen," Robbie forced out, as well as a fake smile.

Our serious boy said with a genuine smile, "Hello Sue Ellen. I'm Travis." He reached his hand out and Sue Ellen took it, giving it a nice shake.

Ray, of course, was not convinced. He jumped up and jabbed a finger at Lily. "What did you DO to her Lily!?"

"I didn't do ANYTHING Ray. THIS is her!" Lily said, getting up and ready for a fight.

"Lily, this is not Sue Ellen."

"Um, Sue Ellen, what's your name?"

"Sue Ellen..." she stammered.

"You see Ray, this IS our Sue Ellen." she said matter-of-factly.

"I don't believe it!"

"Better start to then!"

"You did something to her Lily Randall. Did you sabotage her because you were so jealous of her looks!"

"Ray! I-I can't believe YOU just said that!" She looked shocked, and hurt. "You're such a jerk!" she yelled and then ran off.

Sue Ellen just stood there and Ray ran after her. "Wait! Lily! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!"

Our geeky little angel sat down looked at Robbie and Travis, who went back to eating calmly. "Are they gonna..." she started.

"Don't worry." Robbie finished.

Travis nodded. "They're always like that."

"Though, Ray seemed mean today."

Looking puzzled, Travis said, "Did he take his medication?" Robbie shrugged his shoulders.

Sue Ellen just sat there, interested of the "fun" that would be happening soon. And what she had gotten into.


LOL, writing this actually made me happier. An' I'm sorry Gold Paper chapter isn't up yet. I PROMISE I'll try to make it on Friday!

Allie