"I don't know, for some reason thrift stores just make my skin crawl," Buffy said, looking at the shirts on the rack. "Oh, ew, a purple paisley shirt,"
"Hm, they make me feel all orgasm-y inside," Anya said. "How strange,"
"Hey, Ahn, remember that thing about too much information?" Xander asked.
"Hey, everybody is entitled to my opinion!" Anya said. She looked at the shirt rack again. "Ooh, a purple paisley shirt!" she took the shirt off of the rack and looked at the price. "Fifty cents, I'll buy it," she added it to the cart.
"And the smell is what gets me the most," Buffy said. "Smells like a pool of moth-y grandmas in here," she said. "Hey, pants in the shirt section," she said, looking at a pair of jeans that were mixed in along with the shirts.
"Pants in the shirt section? Is there nothing holy?" Anya asked, she walked away to look at the skirts. Buffy smelled the knee of the pants.
"Hm, no moth-y grandma smell," she said, she checked the tag. "Only three bucks, I'll buy them,"
"Why don't you try them on first, Buff? I mean, if they don't fit that will be three bucks down the drain," Xander said.
"Nah, if they don't fit I'll just give them to Dawn," Buffy said. Anya walked back towards them.
"Okay, I think I've gotten everything I want," she said. "Let's go," They went up to the cash register and paid for the items. Buffy paid for the jeans and then they left. Buffy looked in the bag at the jeans, there was something funny about them that she couldn't put her finger on.
And somewhere in another part of Sunnydale....
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" a hoarse voice yelled. "WHERE'D YOU PUT MY JEANTH?!"
A/N: And here ends the first chapter, wittily titled The Thrifty Jeans. The voice that was asking about the jeans has a lisp, just so you know. The purple paisley shirt is my tribute to the Goodwill comercial ("You look in your closet and say, eww, a purple paisley shirt. But send it to Goodwill and someone will say, 'Ooh, a purple paisley shirt!"). And the moth-y grandma thing is what my mom thinks Goodwill smells like (and the reason she won't go near it). And here ends my second gidgetgirl challenge that I have taken. Here's the challenge:
At a thrift store, Buffy buys a pair of faded blue jeans that just happen to fit every female member of the scoobies. Inspired by the book, 'The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants,' the girls decide to pass the pants around and record their times in them, but these pants are more than just a little magic.
As always, Btvs is not mine, nor is the plot (seeing as how I cannot come up with my own). And here endeth the authors note. Bye!