Minty: Here it is! The second chapter! [the whole cast groans] NO complaining!
Akira: [in a dress, yes, you heard me, a dress] what? You think we dare to? Look what you did to me!
Sai: Hey, at least you didn't get these...[pokes the butterfly wings on his back, made of wires and transparent purple cloth]
Hikaru: I look best! [holds up his sword and accidentally cuts his finger] Ow...this is dangerous...Where's my ramen??
Minty: just get on with the story!
Disclaimer: same as that last chapter.
Warning: Shounen-ai
(this is me talking, blah, blah, blah)
Sleeping Aki
Scene 2: Still the Castle
16 years have past, the king have ordered all the Goban in the country to be burnt, people who still possess a goban would be immediately exiled. The king has to play mental Go and internet Go instead. Oh, the pain of lacking Goban...s...... (Sorry, too tempted to put an s at the end)
"MOM! I'm a BOY!" Akira shouted at his mother, who had already put one dress on him, and holding another.
"But Aki, your hair is so silky and long. Why don't you just try this last one?" the queen held out the dress. It was pink with puffy sleeves and white laces.
Akira stared at the dress and back at the dress he was currently wearing (midnight blue with no laces and no puffy sleeves), and ran at top speed back to his own room. Running with a dress on was quite tiring. No wonder he never saw girls run. He rushed to his cupboard and immediately threw it open, searching for his own clothes. Unfortunately, the cupboard was full of dresses.
"Damn, mother went through my clothings again." Akira sighed and raked a hand through his hair, "Oh well, guess I'm stuck with this dress for today."
Suddenly, a Goban fell from the ceiling and hit him on the head. "Hey! What was that for?"
"Sorry, it slipped. You are supposed to get hit in the head later." said the person standing on the ceiling. The person, who looked suspiciously like Kaga, snickered. So the Goban probably fell on purpose.
"Akira! Could you come down here for a second?" The King and Queen cried from the entrance hall of the castle.
Akira walked down the staircase and everyone gaped. Akira glared and everyone turned away.
"Aki, we'd be gone for a few days," said the queen, "so...you have to stay home by your self"
The King raised an eyebrow, "Did your mother go through your cupboard again?"
Akira blushed and refused to meet anyone's eyes.
"Anyway," continued the king, "here are the keys to all the rooms. Have fun exploring!"
Akira took the keys and started walking around the castle, muttering curses under his breath for having an overly-hyper mother and a father who didn't bother to interfere with her plans.
"Why is this room locked?" wondered Akira when he reached a room in one of the towers.
(Open it!)
"Why should I listen to you?"
(Because...)
"You put me in a DRESS! Why do I have to do what you say?" walks away with nose high.
(Oh yeah?! Try THIS!)
Akira's dress now has black laces.
"AHH! NO! stop it! Fine, I'll open the damn door."
(good boy)
Muttering curses again, Akira opened the door to reveal......Ogata-sensei!
"Ogata-sensei?! What are you doing here?" "What? I'm not allowed to? Anyway, Kuwabara was supposed to be here. That old geezer...... He went to the hospital for his weekly check-up on asthma...Should be here any min—"
Ogata was cut off by a loud crash as Kuwabara crashed through the window, sitting on a broom.
"He likes to be dramatic..." Ogata took his glasses off and wiped it with his lavender handkerchief, "Well, I'll be off now." With that, he disappeared in a puff of pink smoke.
"No wonder he gave me that pink shirt and lavender suit for passing the pro exams." Akira muttered, which had nothing to do with the story.
"Ah...so you are prince Aki—wait a minute! You're a GIRL!" Kuwabara almost had a heart attack to see a "girl" who was at least a head taller than he was.
"Aa...actually, I AM Touya Akira, the stupid author just put me in a dress."
"I see........" Kuwabara nodded slowly, and for no reason at all, yelled, "NOW!!" the sudden shout made Akira jump, but 2 seconds later, he was hit in the head with a giant Goban.
"OW!! That hurts, you know? Is this Shindou's idea? If it is, I'm going to—"
(Akira, shut up and faint!)
"what? I don't want to!"
([groans tiredly and waves a hand])
Out of nowhere, Ahiwara, Saeki, Honda, and Fuku appear. 3 of them forced Akira to stay in place, despite the protest, while the last one injects a very strong dose of anaesthetic into him. As Akira drop on the floor, the 4 VERY helpful assistants saluted and faded into thin air.
Torajirou and Sai then appeared.
"Noo!! We're too late! It's nice meeting you, Touya" Torajirou sniffed and pulled a piece of white cloth over Akira's face, just then, Akira stirred in his sleep. "AAH!! Ghost! Please don't come back to haunt me..."
Sai sweatdropped and tapped Torajirou on the shoulder. "uhh...Torajirou? He's not dead yet...just asleep."
Sai waved his wand and a Goban as big as a queen-sized bed appeared. There were Go-stone shaped pillows, a black mattress and a white blanket. Akira was placed on the bed to sleep for eternity...actually, until I give him the waking pills...I mean when the "savior" comes.
Sai and Torajirou flew out of the castle using their butterfly wings.
--Behind the scenes—
Minty: done! Another chapter down...next chapter: Prince hikaru from the Kingdom of Arcade is given the mission to go save Akira.
Akira: [sleep talking] Shindou no baka!
Hikaru: [eyes twich and the sign(you know what i mean, when they get angry...) appears on his head] What?! Let me at 'im!!
Minty: [trying desperately to stop Hikaru from pouncing on Akira] Well, thank you for reading and reviewing!...see you in the next chapter!! [pulls Hikaru by the scruff and goes off stage, with yells like "wait 'til I get my hands on you, Touya!" coming from Hikaru]