The winner of the Princess Bride Challenge on naruto100. This is for pinkpuruu. She did it. I did it. It was fun.
And other signs of the end of the world
"Inconceivable!"
"That was my first thought too."
"There is no way this could happen!"
"That was my second thought, but it did and I saw it."
"Absolutely impos– you saw it!?!"
"Yeah, as much as I want to scrub that particular memory out of my mind."
"When, how, what about-?"
"During that diplomatic mission to Cloud Country before your team got back from the negotiations with Sand, I really do not want to know the details, Ino finally pined down Naruto and Sakura got involved with someone else recently."
"Who?"
"You. And her. Wow, I am seriously out of the loop here. You know, for someone who avoided conflict like the plague as genin you sure have a taste for high maintenance women."
"Love really does know no bounds. Still, why are you telling me this? I would have heard it from Lee seven minutes after I saw him and you are not exactly the type to indulge in gossip or take time out of your day to give me a heads up on my teammate's love life."
"I trying to do damage control. What do you think your other teammate is going to do when he finds out?"
"What Neji woul– aww hell."
"Exactly. I prefer intervention before the situation reaches the death and destruction phase."
"We need to break it to him gently. And at a safe distance."
"I'll have the Kagemane no Jutsu activated before you tell him."
"And I have to be the one in the line of fire. Well, better me than Gai-sensei. Could we get some ANB–?"
"A squad is already in place with medical-nin on stand-by."
"...... You think of everything don't you?"
"I have consider all angles involved when a situation of this magnitude gets thrown in my lap if I don't want it blown up in my face."
"Most be troublesome for you."
"Still we get off easy when we calm Neji down."
"Why is that?"
"I loved him dearly, but how would you like Lee for an in-law?"
Hinata/Lee sounds odd but would be really cute if only to see Neji's reaction. Emotionally repressed but cute little pricks are so much fun to play with.
Bonus if can guess who is talking.