Wow! Lot's of people liked my story! I've had so much fun with it! Unfortunately, I can't do something like have Kaiba and Duke fall in love, since this is only a PG story and I'm going to try and keep it this way. Oh, well. Maybe next time. Besides, Duke is the only gay one. Well, here goes... by the way, thank you to all the reviewers! I appreciate it!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh... tomorrow maybe...
Chapter 3: No way
The front door flew open and a gust of wind went through the mansion. Duke, Mai, Ishizu and Serenity all walked in.
"Hey, guys!" Ishizu danced around in circles.
"Hey." Serenity said in a very deep voice.
"What's up." Mai was wearing a cow suit and was carrying a blue purse. Duke started dirty dancing with the lamp.
Now Yugi was really scared.
"You guys, I've had about enough!" He yelled. Everyone stopped what he or she was doing.
"What's the matter, Yuge?" Joey walked up to him slowly.
"You guys are really freaking me out! You're acting like crazy, insane, weirdoes!" that was the best he could come up with.
Serenity smiled and said in her new voice, "weird? What do you mean Yugi? Everything seems normal to me."
Yugi stood there, not sure what to say next. No matter what he said, everyone would think things are normal. Since this was opposite DAY, maybe things would be over tomorrow.
"I, think I'll just go home..." Yugi started walking towards the door.
"You can't go home, Yugi! We love you!" Duke threw the lamp over his shoulder and ran over to him.
"Uh, I don't think so, Duke." Yugi laughed nervously and went around him.
"But, Yugi! I thought we were all going to be best friends?" Kaiba yelled.
Yugi walked outside and shut the door. He was just going to go home and sleep until tomorrow. But suddenly....
"Wa ahahahahaha!"
Yugi knew that laugh...
"Marik!" Yugi yelled.
Marik was floating up above him with Bread-Bread.
"I see we have driven you almost to the point of madness!" Marik snickered.
"No, but you sure messed up my friends! You're behind all of this aren't you?" Yugi clenched his fists.
"Well, if you want you're friends back you have to duel me!" Marik landed on the ground. Bread-Bread sat on his head.
"Alright! Yami, let's do this!"
"I don't wanna..." Yami grumbled as he appeared.
"Yami? But you love to duel..."
"I'm sick of dueling! I'm rather just dance!" Yami went and started to dance with Marik.
"Oh, do you know the tango?" Marik asked happily and they did the tango.
Yugi fainted.
YGOYGOYGOYGOYGOYGOYGOYGOYGOYGOYGOYGO
"Yugi... Yugi? Are you alright?"
Yugi's eyes opened suddenly to see Duke right in his face. He had lipstick and blue eye shadow on.
Yugi screamed.
"Get away from me!" Yugi stood up. All of his friends were outside.
"Yugi! I'm sick of you!" Bakura ran after him with an axe. Yugi ran around the yard screaming.
"Stop it, Bakura! He's my best friend!" Kaiba yelled.
Bakura got the axe stuck in a tree. Yugi was on top of the tree panting.
"Are you okay, Yugi?" everyone asked at the same time.
"No! I just want to go home!" Yugi yelled. He thought he would cry. Bread-Bread floated up to him.
"Hey, Yugi. My spell will be broken tomorrow. So you might as well just hang around them and laugh at the weirdness."
"Laugh? How can I laugh? I just want my friends back." Yugi whipped his nose on his sleeve.
"Well, you have to admit that it's a little funny that Joey is running around in a towel..."
"Yeah..."
"And Kaiba is being nice."
"And Mokuba died his hair pink..." Yugi pondered.
"And Tristan and Tea' are going out."
Yugi burst out laughing.
He climbed down from the tree; "I've got an idea you guys."
"What? Do you want to learn how to dirty dance?" Duke got close to him.
"Uh, no... how about, we go see a movie."
"Oh, what a great idea! Moo!" Mai jumped up and down.
Bakura laughed as he tried to get the axe out.
Kaiba and Joey started singing FUN again.
Tristan and Tea' were... kissing...
Serenity, Marik, Bread-Bread, Mokuba, Ishizu and Yami all did the chicken dance. Yugi smiled. He'd just have to accept this... for now.
Continued in chapter 4...
Sorry if this was short and not as funny.... Oh, well, next chapter should be spiffy! Review!